Poll of the Day > im tired of the mayo slander

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DirtBasedSoap
07/19/23 8:41:23 PM
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that shit b good as hell

this a statement from me, not a discussion/debate!

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DirtBasedSoap
07/19/23 8:42:25 PM
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also, halo infinite sucks but this halo 3 playlist is pretty fun

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Jen0125
07/19/23 8:55:25 PM
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My cat likes mayo
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ReturnOfFa
07/19/23 8:57:45 PM
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Have you ever tried Kewpie mayo? Top tier.

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potdnewb
07/19/23 9:02:07 PM
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i take baths in mayo
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Molitheus
07/19/23 9:17:38 PM
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I'll eat Dukes mayo and nothing else.

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Ogurisama
07/19/23 9:19:07 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/3/AAN-CpAAErDl.jpg

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shadowsword87
07/19/23 9:25:18 PM
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Any mayo haters hate french cooking.
Mayo's a mothersauce and they need to respect it.
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potdnewb
07/19/23 9:46:40 PM
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Molitheus posted...
I'll eat Dukes mayo and nothing else.
it has twang
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LaggnFragnLarry
07/19/23 9:56:23 PM
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DirtBasedSoap
07/19/23 10:11:29 PM
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potdnewb posted...
it has twang
the telecaster of the Mayo world

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Lokarin
07/19/23 10:50:15 PM
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why y'all put egg and cheese on everything?

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ReturnOfFa
07/19/23 11:06:10 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I also love Hellmans.

But I think all of you need to try Kewpie because it has more flavor than literally any other mayo I've ever had.

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ConfusedTorchic
07/20/23 1:01:12 AM
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miracle whip > mayo

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AltOmega2
07/21/23 12:33:08 PM
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I can barely tell the difference between mayo and mayonnaise and miracle whip if at all

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ParanoidObsessive
07/21/23 12:58:01 PM
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Zangulus posted...
do... you think theres a difference between mayo and mayonnaise?

It would explain why he can't tell the difference.

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AltOmega2
07/21/23 1:12:38 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Some jars just say MAYO, who am I to question them?

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Nichtcrawler-X
07/21/23 1:23:46 PM
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AltOmega2 posted...
I can barely tell the difference between mayo and mayonnaise and miracle whip if at all

Google is failing me here. The description starts like Miracle Whip is similar to our "Frietsaus", except it also adds garlic. (similarities being more water and sugar, than oil and fat), but then also explicitly says mustard is an extra when comparing it to Mayonnaise... (Mayonnaise has mustard in it, so now I am again more confused.

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manhookcardoor
07/21/23 2:59:34 PM
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mayo is delicious. not by itself tho that's sick.

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Yellow
07/21/23 3:30:51 PM
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AltOmega2 posted...
I can barely tell the difference between mayo and mayonnaise and miracle whip if at all
I will never, never, eat your cooking.

If you can't tell the difference between mayo and miracle whip then you're a biological terrorist. You wait 30 minutes in a deli line to buy a $4 water-logged ham, you then go home and slather it with miracle whip, American cheese, and bleached white bread, and watch as your son's soccer team contemplates whether or not they are going to starve today. Your child grows up and becomes obese once they discover the lowest form of edible food at McDonald's.

Yes, I did put miracle whip on a sandwich on accident once. There was nothing miracle about it.
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ConfusedTorchic
07/21/23 3:40:44 PM
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maybe if you consumed more miracle whip, the jizz of the gods, you wouldn't be as strange as you are currently

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Yellow
07/21/23 3:46:34 PM
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
maybe if you consumed more miracle whip, the jizz of the gods, you wouldn't be as strange as you are currently
Helly I do not want your bologna miracle whip sandwiches. I don't want to amputate my limbs and go blind at 60.

I will make a superior chicken salad croissant with almonds, kale, celery, black pepper, mayo and raisins.
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Yellow
07/21/23 3:49:43 PM
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I will admit that all of this stems from my ruined sandwich the day I mistook miracle whip and mayo at my cousin's house and had to stay hungry because that shit was going to make me throw up.
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DirtBasedSoap
07/21/23 4:09:41 PM
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what even is miracle whip

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Yellow
07/21/23 4:12:26 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
what even is miracle whip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRNLe3bYus
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DirtBasedSoap
07/21/23 4:13:35 PM
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Ive honestly never had it. i always assumed it was just whipped cream lol

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Nichtcrawler-X
07/21/23 4:21:20 PM
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
maybe if you consumed more miracle whip, the jizz of the gods, you wouldn't be as strange as you are currently

Better strange than constant stomach aches.

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Metalsonic66
07/21/23 4:38:45 PM
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
miracle whip > mayo
For fruit salad and nothing else

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DirtBasedSoap
07/21/23 4:46:09 PM
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cheap alternative? mayo is already cheap as fuck. i guess maybe in 1933 it made sense?

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ConfusedTorchic
07/21/23 4:50:07 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Ive honestly never had it. i always assumed it was just whipped cream lol
no

it's just mayo but with more flavor

if you've ever had like, Japanese or German mayo, it's just that.

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Yellow
07/21/23 4:54:15 PM
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Please do not make flippant comparisons to Nazi Germany, even as a joke.

I wasn't joking, but ok.
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