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ssj3vegeta
07/23/23 12:14:17 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/AhTuD86.jpg

You noticed she's really into you in dis date but cmon, you aren't worthy of her so you want to push her away, what do you say to her???

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DarthAragorn
07/23/23 12:16:05 PM
#2:


hey show me your tits

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Vampire_Chicken
07/23/23 1:03:14 PM
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"Hey, I think that girl sitting behind you is the hooker I was with on Tuesday night. Small world!"

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Solid_Snake07
07/23/23 1:05:13 PM
#4:


You ever heard of gamefaqs.com?

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Dakimakura
07/23/23 1:06:22 PM
#5:


Nope wife on the couch

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bsp77
07/23/23 1:06:57 PM
#6:


So, I was out the other day with my best friend Vegy...

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PokemonExpert44
07/23/23 1:08:14 PM
#7:


I'd say sex

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Vampire_Chicken
07/23/23 1:09:10 PM
#8:


Solid_Snake07 posted...
You ever heard of gamefaqs.com?
Then you show her CE on your phone.

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Damn_Underscore
07/23/23 1:12:51 PM
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Solid_Snake07 posted...
You ever heard of gamefaqs.com?

You ignoramus. Its gamefaqs.gamespot.com. I never went to see you again.

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SiO4
07/23/23 1:34:47 PM
#10:


The fork is misplaced.
It is on her left.
But it should never faced towards the guest.

~The damage has been done.

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brestugo
07/23/23 1:37:48 PM
#11:


Use the term "mommy milkers".

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Returning_CEmen
07/23/23 1:42:45 PM
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Correct her pronunciation of words

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Turbam
07/23/23 1:45:31 PM
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"Would you fuck this pig?!"

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Poorly
07/23/23 1:52:11 PM
#14:


Why hide pointy elbows

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SSJGrimReaper
07/23/23 1:54:25 PM
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Do you know how to get Bell's Canyon?

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David1988
07/23/23 2:01:43 PM
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You remind me a lot of my mom

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HANGtheDJ_86
07/23/23 2:04:53 PM
#17:


Be bi or be gone

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Letsago
07/23/23 5:05:39 PM
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Yell "I'm Pickle Riiiiick!" at the top of your lungs

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VampireCoyote
07/23/23 5:07:02 PM
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Are those fart noises just coming from air trapped between your breasts, or is it the real deal?

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random_man9119
07/23/23 5:07:24 PM
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"So you see, Harpies would need to have small breasts that wouldn't weigh them down in order to be able to fly"

I've been reading through Monster Musume so this came to mind first...

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SiO4
07/23/23 9:19:17 PM
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Turbam posted...
"Would you fuck this pig?!"


Dat some Sharon Tate shit

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Vampire_Chicken
07/24/23 3:35:39 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Correct her pronunciation of words
I think I've actually done this.

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Notti
07/26/23 6:22:50 AM
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I'd impress her with my beyond pokedex level of pokeknowledge

https://imgur.com/TINRIfL

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