Current Events > Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 3

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Euripides 07/23/23 5:06:46 PM #1:	"Homer, stop remembering TV and get back to work!" --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:975021754] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Homer, stop remembering TV and get back to work!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/23/23 5:31:00 PM #2:	"Oh sure, everything looks bad if you remember it!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975022158] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Oh sure, everything looks bad if you remember it!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 07/23/23 5:32:18 PM #3:	"Which one's Itchy; the car?" --- Thanks for reading! <cite>CRON posted [p:975022180] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Which one's Itchy; the car?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/23/23 8:28:16 PM #4:	"The lights, the noise, the letter 'X'! It's all designed to inflame the senses! I gotta get outta this town!!!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975025158] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"The lights, the noise, the letter 'X'! It's all designed to inflame the senses! I gotta get outta this town!!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarbyIsBack 07/23/23 8:56:14 PM #6:	"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?! You stupid monkey!" --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes <cite>MarbyIsBack posted [p:975025639] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?! You stupid monkey!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/24/23 9:57:25 AM #7:	"Say, I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?" "Not likely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently." "Bah, schedule the game and I'll ask him myself!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975033206] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Say, I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?""Not likely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.""Bah, schedule the game and I'll ask him myself!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/24/23 10:12:14 AM #8:	So there's this couple- let's call them Mr. X and Mrs. Y -anyway, Mr. X says to Mrs. Y "Marge, if this doesn't get you in the mood, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975033401] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>So there's this couple- let's call them Mr. X and Mrs. Y -anyway, Mr. X says to Mrs. Y "Marge, if this doesn't get you in the mood, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 07/24/23 10:13:57 AM #9:	https://youtu.be/5VBiTHckkH8 --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:975033423] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/5VBiTHckkH8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/24/23 10:14:58 AM #10:	"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975033438] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 07/24/23 10:21:03 AM #11:	I don't remember the exact quote, but I believe it's the episode where Lisa wants to become a vegetarian and Principal Skinner unintentionally calls her out over the PA by describing a student as "L. Simpson. No wait; Lisa S." --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:975033513] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>I don't remember the exact quote, but I believe it's the episode where Lisa wants to become a vegetarian and Principal Skinner unintentionally calls her out over the PA by describing a student as "L. Simpson. No wait; Lisa S."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/24/23 10:24:20 AM #12:	GeminiDeus posted... I don't remember the exact quote, but I believe it's the episode where Lisa wants to become a vegetarian and Principal Skinner unintentionally calls her out over the PA by describing a student as "L. Simpson. No wait; Lisa S." I got your back bro. "Good morning, class. A certain...agitator...for privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S...no, that's too obvious. Uh, let's say L. Simpson..." Lisa facepalms --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975033555] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>GeminiDeus posted... </cite><quote>I don't remember the exact quote, but I believe it's the episode where Lisa wants to become a vegetarian and Principal Skinner unintentionally calls her out over the PA by describing a student as "L. Simpson. No wait; Lisa S."</quote>I got your back bro."Good morning, class. A certain...agitator...for privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S...no, that's too obvious. Uh, let's say L. Simpson..."Lisa facepalms</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/24/23 10:25:08 AM #13:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/6/AAN5R1AAEsEo.jpg "Oh, nobody's visiting my web page anymore. My counter is actually going down." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975033566] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/6/AAN5R1AAEsEo.jpg "Oh, nobody's visiting my web page anymore. My counter is actually going down."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 07/24/23 10:25:08 AM #14:	masterpug53 posted... I got your back bro. "Good morning, class. A certain...agitator...for privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S...no, that's too obvious. Uh, let's say L. Simpson..." Lisa facepalms Thank you. I was really off, on that. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:975033567] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite><quote>I got your back bro."Good morning, class. A certain...agitator...for privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S...no, that's too obvious. Uh, let's say L. Simpson..."Lisa facepalms</quote>Thank you. I was really off, on that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 07/24/23 10:43:50 AM #15:	Lisa: What'd you get for me? Homer: Something for the sweetest little scientist in the world... A new chemistry set! Lisa: Dad... Is this from a meth lab? Homer: The biggest one in town! Lisa: This is evidence! Homer: Evidence that I love my little girl --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:975033839] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Lisa: What'd you get for me?Homer: Something for the sweetest little scientist in the world... A new chemistry set!Lisa: Dad... Is this from a meth lab?Homer: The biggest one in town!Lisa: This is evidence!Homer: Evidence that I love my little girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 07/25/23 8:19:32 PM #16:	Dis scene just popped into my head, I havent seen da episode in at least 2 decades, lol. https://youtube.com/watch?v=5FST5OvlbFc&feature=sharec --- You died and went to hell! Ralph knows. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:975065255] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Dis scene just popped into my head, I havent seen da episode in at least 2 decades, lol.https://youtube.com/watch?v=5FST5OvlbFc&feature=sharec</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 07/25/23 8:31:43 PM #17:	One of my favorite moments is when Bart shakes up a can of beer with an industrialized shaker and then when Homer opens it, Bart comes out going "HA HA! April Fo-" and then gets cut off cause there's a nuclear explosion made of Duff. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:975065446] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>One of my favorite moments is when Bart shakes up a can of beer with an industrialized shaker and then when Homer opens it, Bart comes out going "HA HA! April Fo-" and then gets cut off cause there's a nuclear explosion made of Duff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueAnnihilator 07/25/23 8:35:06 PM #18:	Ms. Hoover: Don't be so modest, Lisa. You earned that A+++. Lisa: Actually there are four plusses. Ms. Hoover: No, that's Drambuie. lick --- I agree with you, Blue. - FinalRockerdude, Vgmasta, ZeldaFan42, ObservanTeMK, Magoo111, E121Phi, re4master543, PJiddy, bloodmage3 (cont. in quote) <cite>BlueAnnihilator posted [p:975065505] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Ms. Hoover: Don't be so modest, Lisa. You earned that A+++.Lisa: Actually there are four plusses.Ms. Hoover: No, that's Drambuie. lick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 07/26/23 8:29:59 AM #19:	"Hey Chief, don't quit your day job! Whatever that is..." --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:975072684] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Hey Chief, don't quit your day job! Whatever that is..."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 07/26/23 8:38:45 AM #20:	Homey, you want pork chops? No I want roast beef, you clod! --- "Never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot." -Richard Feynman <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:975072795] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Homey, you want pork chops?No I want roast beef, you clod!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 07/26/23 8:43:06 AM #21:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3kVTUHRbWM --- Dream Address DA-6517-3174-1702 <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:975072851] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3kVTUHRbWM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 07/26/23 9:33:26 AM #22:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/1/AAA_aCAAEshJ.jpg --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:975073422] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/1/AAA_aCAAEshJ.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver 07/26/23 9:43:01 AM #23:	"Every time I learn something new, it pushes something else out. Remember that time I took a wine-tasting class and forgot how to drive?" <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:975073548] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Every time I learn something new, it pushes something else out. Remember that time I took a wine-tasting class and forgot how to drive?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 07/26/23 11:55:03 AM #24:	Just finished the original Twin Peaks for the first time and these clips have been running in my head the whole time. I finally get the jokes now too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjDa-_Vq51I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICGwfkAYwr0 --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:975075523] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Just finished the original Twin Peaks for the first time and these clips have been running in my head the whole time. I finally get the jokes now too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjDa-_Vq51Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICGwfkAYwr0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/26/23 11:56:14 AM #25:	"These fire doors are painted on!" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:975075544] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"These fire doors are painted on!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 07/26/23 6:02:35 PM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... "These fire doors are painted on!" Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? Smithers, throw this at him. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:975082553] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>"These fire doors are painted on!"</quote>Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? Smithers, throw this at him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 07/26/23 7:56:54 PM #27:	Barney's film had heart, but Football to the Groin had a football to the groin --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:975084710] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Barney's film had heart, but Football to the Groin had a football to the groin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/26/23 8:00:35 PM #28:	Foppe posted... Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? Smithers, throw this at him. "Smithers, where does that tube go?" "Beats me sir, it was here when we moved in." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975084800] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite><quote>Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? Smithers, throw this at him.</quote>"Smithers, where does that tube go?""Beats me sir, it was here when we moved in."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/27/23 1:09:11 PM #29:	"It wasn't me, it was the Percodan! You ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our sponsor...PERCODAN?!?! Awww, crap!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975097463] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"It wasn't me, it was the Percodan! You ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our sponsor...PERCODAN?!?! Awww, crap!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/27/23 1:17:18 PM #30:	"Aww, I only brought a dime. I didn't know there'd be pornography." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975097624] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Aww, I only brought a dime. I didn't know there'd be pornography."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 07/28/23 8:31:48 PM #31:	Animals are crapping in our houses and we're picking it up. Did we lose a war? That's not America! That's not even Mexico. --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:975125525] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Animals are crapping in our houses and we're picking it up. Did we lose a war? That's not America! That's not even Mexico.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 07/29/23 8:51:08 AM #32:	Oh, it's a donkey! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/5/AABGtnAAEtGj.jpg --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:975132626] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Oh, it's a donkey!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/5/AABGtnAAEtGj.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/30/23 9:29:40 PM #33:	Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head! Oh, that picture's a cliche. Picture? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975162879] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head!Oh, that picture's a cliche.Picture?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/31/23 9:11:01 AM #34:	"Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?" ... "I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975169358] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?"..."I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 08/02/23 3:44:15 AM #35:	"You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness... in my bosom!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpvdrTgkAoA --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:975203846] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness... in my bosom!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpvdrTgkAoA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 08/04/23 1:16:46 AM #36:	"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:975241791] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 08/04/23 3:14:45 AM #37:	Homer getting rickets after Mr. Burns blocked out the Sun. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:975242496] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Homer getting rickets after Mr. Burns blocked out the Sun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 08/04/23 9:31:37 AM #38:	GGuirao13 posted... Homer getting rickets after Mr. Burns blocked out the Sun. "Smingers did it, case closed! Now where's my hat, I'm goin' to the outhouse!" "...We don't have an outhouse." "*gasp* My tool shed!! Oh, Dad...!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975245361] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>GGuirao13 posted... </cite><quote>Homer getting rickets after Mr. Burns blocked out the Sun.</quote>"Smingers did it, case closed! Now where's my hat, I'm goin' to the outhouse!""...We don't have an outhouse.""gasp My tool shed!! Oh, Dad...!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/04/23 10:49:53 PM #39:	"Do you mind, Bart? I am trying to urinate!" "You don't seem to be trying very hard." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975258889] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Do you mind, Bart? I am trying to urinate!""You don't seem to be trying very hard." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 08/06/23 10:48:47 AM #40:	"Okay people, let's have a round of applause for the real comptroller!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:975284855] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Okay people, let's have a round of applause for the real comptroller!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 08/08/23 12:03:24 AM #41:	Luigi: He ordered prank pizzas to 888 Poopy Pants lane. Poopy Pants lane ends in the 700 block! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:975320327] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Luigi: He ordered prank pizzas to 888 Poopy Pants lane. Poopy Pants lane ends in the 700 block! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/08/23 12:07:48 AM #42:	YugiNoob posted... Luigi: He ordered prank pizzas to 888 Poopy Pants lane. Poopy Pants lane ends in the 700 block! "Here comes the greaseball!" "Hey! Luigi bring-a you kids a-free pizza. Why you make-a the fun, eh?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975320386] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite><quote>Luigi: He ordered prank pizzas to 888 Poopy Pants lane. Poopy Pants lane ends in the 700 block!</quote>"Here comes the greaseball!""Hey! Luigi bring-a you kids a-free pizza. Why you make-a the fun, eh?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PaintGimmick 08/08/23 7:53:56 AM #43:	Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along... You finally made a monkey Yes we finally made a monkey... Yes you finally make a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeee --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. <cite>PaintGimmick posted [p:975324039] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along...You finally made a monkeyYes we finally made a monkey...Yes you finally make a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeee </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 08/08/23 8:52:26 AM #44:	PaintGimmick posted... Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along... You finally made a monkey Yes we finally made a monkey... Yes you finally make a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeee I hate every ape I see From Chimp-an-A to Chimp-an-zee --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:975324607] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>PaintGimmick posted... </cite><quote>Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along...You finally made a monkeyYes we finally made a monkey...Yes you finally make a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeee</quote>I hate every ape I seeFrom Chimp-an-A to Chimp-an-zee </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 08/08/23 9:17:15 AM #45:	"Oh, I only grew half an inch! I'm still too short." "Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart." "Yeah, that's how fast Grampa's shrinking." top of Grandpa's head bobs past the kitchen table "Oh, I'm as tall as I ever was!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975324913] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Oh, I only grew half an inch! I'm still too short.""Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart.""Yeah, that's how fast Grampa's shrinking."top of Grandpa's head bobs past the kitchen table"Oh, I'm as tall as I ever was!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 08/08/23 7:56:46 PM #46:	"Don't worry, kids, I know just what to do: JUMANJI!" --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:975337539] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Don't worry, kids, I know just what to do: JUMANJI!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 08/09/23 9:15:55 AM #47:	"You beat Dexys Midnight Runners!" "Well you haven't heard the last of them!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975346616] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"You beat Dexys Midnight Runners!""Well you haven't heard the last of them!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/09/23 3:12:38 PM #48:	"I was gonna let go!" "Gonna, wanna, shunna." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975352746] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"I was gonna let go!""Gonna, wanna, shunna." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 08/09/23 3:18:57 PM #49:	"Hope you like it, neighbor. We didn't have the best tools or all the know-how... but we did have a wheelbarrow full of love!" "And a cement mixer full of hope and some cement!" (Apu's line sticks out because, due to my terrible ear for accents, for the longest time I thought he said 'full of poop and some cement.") --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975352873] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Hope you like it, neighbor. We didn't have the best tools or all the know-how... but we did have a wheelbarrow full of love!""And a cement mixer full of hope and some cement!"(Apu's line sticks out because, due to my terrible ear for accents, for the longest time I thought he said 'full of poop and some cement.") </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 08/09/23 3:38:59 PM #50:	"Hello, I'm Hugh Jass" <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:975353281] in Old Simpso... [t:80517175]...</cite> <quote>"Hello, I'm Hugh Jass"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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