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Kim_Seong-a
07/24/23 9:09:05 AM
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Jesus H. Christ

What's the H stand for?

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07/24/23 9:09:58 AM
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Herbert

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DeathVelvien
07/24/23 9:10:46 AM
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Haysoos

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Irony
07/24/23 9:10:51 AM
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Thought his middle name was tapdancing

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Karovorak
07/24/23 9:12:06 AM
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Henri Jr.
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Were_Wyrm
07/24/23 9:12:13 AM
#6:


Its actually Danger

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Medussa
07/24/23 9:12:34 AM
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Irony posted...
Thought his middle name was tapdancing

that's a common misconception. it's actually htapdancing.

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Chicken
07/24/23 9:14:46 AM
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I thought it was Fucking

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Southernfatman
07/24/23 9:19:12 AM
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Haitch

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CE_gonna_CE
07/24/23 9:21:11 AM
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Heesus

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HANGtheDJ_86
07/24/23 9:24:49 AM
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Hanukkah

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bsp77
07/24/23 9:26:54 AM
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Hentai

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BurmesePenguin
07/24/23 9:27:34 AM
#14:


Jesus INRI Christ

Dying for our sins? Yep, thats our INRI.

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BB_mofo
07/24/23 9:29:56 AM
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According to the late great Yiddish comic Jackie Mason, it's "Herschel" (pronounced "Hoy-shull").

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Tyranthraxus
07/24/23 9:30:39 AM
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His middle name is obviously Fucking

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Fable
07/24/23 9:31:03 AM
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Chicken posted...
I thought it was Fucking


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SocialistGamer
07/24/23 9:31:24 AM
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bsp77 posted...
Hentai


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itachi15243
07/24/23 9:32:23 AM
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Iirc it's actually his first three initials being translated though a bunch of different languages

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UnholyMudcrab
07/24/23 9:34:22 AM
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Harold

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Vegy
07/24/23 9:34:52 AM
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Hallelujah

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ai123
07/24/23 9:35:44 AM
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Most biblical scholars agree that it is Colin.

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Priere
07/24/23 9:47:46 AM
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I dont think his last name was even Christ.

I believe "Christ" is a title. In the Bible they refer to him as "The Christ".

That being said, the H obviously stands for Humphrey

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MorbidFaithless
07/24/23 9:50:52 AM
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Holy

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Tyranthraxus
07/24/23 9:54:16 AM
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Priere posted...
I dont think his last name was even Christ.

I believe "Christ" is a title. In the Bible they refer to him as "The Christ".

That being said, the H obviously stands for Humphrey

Christ is just a like a noun version of "Christened" which means "Anointed" so Christ literally means "One who has been Anointed"

Messiah's literal meaning is "Anointed King" such as David.

Jesus (Joshua / Yesha) went a bit further and claimed to be the Son of God as well.

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Ar0ge
07/24/23 9:54:30 AM
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Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.
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Starks
07/24/23 9:54:43 AM
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Hong

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K181
07/24/23 10:09:17 AM
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Humberto

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Bishop_Hastur
07/24/23 10:11:15 AM
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Hosanna

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Jagr_68
07/24/23 10:11:18 AM
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Jesus'
Fried
Chicken

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LincolnDuncan
07/24/23 10:12:44 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Harold

This. Harold be thy name.

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MabusIncarnate
07/24/23 10:16:32 AM
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Chicken posted...
I thought it was Fucking


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InTheEyesOfFire
07/24/23 10:40:54 AM
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Jesus Ezekiel Jesus. And thats from the Bible.

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TehLizardKing
07/24/23 11:06:17 AM
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Jesus Hay-soos Christ

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Thermador446
07/24/23 11:11:59 AM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Jesus Ezekiel Jesus. And thats from the Bible.

But he goes by 'Effen'

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-Unowninator-
07/24/23 11:16:56 AM
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https://youtu.be/n5HRKPw9ssg

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wallmasterz
07/24/23 11:45:10 AM
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Jesus P. Jesus and his brother Luigi P. Jesus

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VampireCoyote
07/24/23 11:46:51 AM
#40:


Fucking

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vycebrand2
07/24/23 11:47:35 AM
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Priere posted...
I dont think his last name was even Christ.

I believe "Christ" is a title. In the Bible they refer to him as "The Christ".

That being said, the H obviously stands for Humphrey
Quick internet search comes up with there were no surnames till the middle ages. So actually no middle name like modern times. Now naming would be like Jesus son of Joseph. In hebrew would be Yeshua ben Josef(found a few sources for that). Dont blame me for mistranslation. So ben is the real answer. Hope that helps

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Ricemills
07/24/23 11:50:06 AM
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Jesus Hernando Cristo

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Gwynevere
07/24/23 11:51:33 AM
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Jesus HUSSEIN Christ

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Chrknu
07/24/23 12:21:07 PM
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Hitler

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Vampire_Chicken
07/24/23 12:22:48 PM
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LincolnDuncan posted...
This. Harold be thy name.
Noice.

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Jagr_68
07/24/23 1:18:56 PM
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Now I'm curious how big his dumper is under the robe.

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FolkenRawr
07/24/23 1:20:58 PM
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H

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thronedfire2
07/24/23 1:28:04 PM
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Hussein

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Lordgold666
07/24/23 1:35:41 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Hussein


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ZevLoveDOOM
07/24/23 1:45:06 PM
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Hazel
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