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ssk9716757
07/26/23 10:21:10 AM
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Getting internet that's faster than 25 mbps. Try that in a small town.

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Irony
07/26/23 10:21:49 AM
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I have both of those in a small town unless you mean one them meme ones that aren't on the map.

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Were_Wyrm
07/26/23 10:26:00 AM
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Irony posted...
I have both of those in a small town unless you mean one them meme ones that aren't on the map.


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The_Pansyman
07/26/23 10:27:02 AM
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haha

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s0nicfan
07/26/23 10:28:44 AM
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It's weird how much that random ass country song has triggered people.

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kingdrake2
07/26/23 11:04:18 AM
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ssk9716757 posted...
Getting internet that's faster than 25 mbps


that was the only option 17 years ago.

and it was half that speed.

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Tenlaar
07/26/23 11:04:57 AM
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I feel like maybe TC has never actually been to a small town.
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Euripides
07/26/23 11:06:40 AM
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Getting police to stop a school shooter. Try that in a small town.

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ECW_Originals12
07/26/23 11:15:53 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
It's weird how much that random ass country song has triggered people.
By design.
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brestugo
07/26/23 11:43:18 AM
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Try finding anything open after 9pm in a small town.

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McMarbles
07/26/23 11:44:21 AM
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Being not white and straight. Try that in a small town.

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ai123
07/26/23 11:46:18 AM
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What is considered a small town in the US?

I live in a small town in the UK, and I haven't seen any of the violent vigilantism that Aldean promises.

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ironman2009
07/26/23 11:47:49 AM
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ai123 posted...
What is considered a small town in the US?

I live in a small town in the UK, and I haven't seen any of the violent vigilantism that Aldean promises.

A small town in west Virginia is probably a bit different than a small town in Vermont

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Ooooooranges
07/26/23 11:48:24 AM
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It's much easier getting groceries in a small town than a city.

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hockeybub89
07/26/23 11:48:55 AM
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brestugo posted...
Try finding anything open after 9pm.
Even a lot of large towns in the south have everything closing at 9 or 10. Dumb as shit.

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Cynrascal
07/26/23 11:49:34 AM
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Get decent hospital care. Try that in a small town.

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royic
07/26/23 11:52:45 AM
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Irony posted...
I have both of those in a small town unless you mean one them meme ones that aren't on the map.

When I think of small town I think of a rural town which has 0 commercial zoning where you need to drive 30 minutes to a Walmart that the surrounding 6 towns all share.

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Doe
07/26/23 11:54:51 AM
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Irony posted...
I have both of those in a small town unless you mean one them meme ones that aren't on the map.
Dude, you're not a small town if you're on the map...

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Gritty
07/26/23 11:55:31 AM
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ever seeing jason aldean

try that in a small town
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ironman2009
07/26/23 11:57:22 AM
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Try getting attacked by Sin in a small town

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ssk9716757
07/26/23 12:45:23 PM
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Getting reliable cell phone service? Try that in a small town.

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UnsteadyOwl
07/26/23 12:49:47 PM
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I'm not going to do the same thing as that song and try to say one or the other is better. I grew up in a small-ish town and now live in a much bigger city because that suits me a lot better. I get though that the city isn't for everyone. If you're happier living in a small town then you're not wrong to live there.

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SiO4
07/26/23 1:02:48 PM
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You know, it was actually progressive Americans who fought to Electrify Rural America.

Kind of a fun fact there.

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Lairen
07/26/23 1:05:47 PM
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No one cares enough about small towns to go try anything. There could be unicorns in small towns. Ill never know.

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SiO4
07/26/23 1:09:27 PM
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Lairen posted...
No one cares enough about small towns to go try anything. There could be unicorns in small towns. Ill never know.


The Headless Horse Man was from a Small Town.

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eggcorn
07/26/23 1:09:51 PM
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Try making a topic that makes sense in a small town

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royic
07/26/23 1:10:26 PM
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SiO4 posted...
You know, it was actually progressive Americans who fought to Electrify Rural America.

Kind of a fun fact there.

hell yah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rural_Utilities_Service#Rural_Electrification_Administration

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NoxObscuras
07/26/23 1:10:54 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
It's weird how much that random ass country song has triggered people.
Yeah weird how being blatantly racist triggers people...

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Dakimakura
07/26/23 1:11:26 PM
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Finding a woman with all her teeth. Try that in a small town.

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ScazarMeltex
07/26/23 1:11:54 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
I feel like maybe TC has never actually been to a small town.
If he hasn't I have. For my family out in southern MO the nearest grocery store that isn't the gas station/post office/tiny old west style general store is 45 minutes away.

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Jiek_Fafn
07/26/23 1:14:27 PM
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Does a Dollar General count as a grocery store?

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Serious_Cat
07/26/23 1:16:07 PM
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I was 15 minutes away from the grocery store where I also worked when I lived in a small town. Also McDonald's there is apparently open 24 hours. My local McDonald's closes at midnight.

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masterpug53
07/26/23 1:17:10 PM
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Spending the night at a local inn without being hunted by Deep Ones. Try that in a small town.

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Sandalorn
07/26/23 1:17:32 PM
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Ahmaud Arbery NOT getting murdered by Klan members in a pickup truck flying the American Flag.

Try that in a small town.

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CRON
07/26/23 1:18:05 PM
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Suddenly be able to afford daily internet access via a smartphone relatively late in life and not get brainwashed by misinformation campaigns on Facebook and Twitter. Try that in a small town.

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masterpug53
07/26/23 1:43:20 PM
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Being safe from Kryptonian invaders blowing up your business district. Try that in a Smallville.

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Foppe
07/26/23 1:56:18 PM
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*looks at Sweden*
*most small towns got fiber*

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ellis123
07/26/23 2:01:55 PM
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Foppe posted...
*looks at Sweden*
*most small towns got fiber*
They're talking about in third world countries.

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HylianFox
07/26/23 2:06:24 PM
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Using flush toilets. Try that in a small town.

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HylianFox
07/26/23 2:09:57 PM
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McMarbles posted...
Being not white and straight. Try that in a small town.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundown_town

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SiO4
07/26/23 2:10:48 PM
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royic posted...


hell yah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rural_Utilities_Service#Rural_Electrification_Administration


It is true...

This is a small-town song about a big project.

Always look towards Woody Guthrie for the truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ

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Foppe
07/26/23 2:42:35 PM
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ellis123 posted...
They're talking about in third world countries.
I thought they talked about US...
...nevermind

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