Current Events > Mitch McConnell Glitches during press conference

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DoctorPiranha3
07/26/23 7:23:06 PM
#102:


How embarrassing that these old, clearly should be retired clowns run this country.
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Cemith
07/26/23 7:24:11 PM
#103:


TurtleInFreedom posted...
Don't like his politics but I hope he's okay, that's pretty scary.
I don't like his politics and I don't give a fuck. He's a stain.

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ModernPost
07/26/23 7:28:13 PM
#104:


DarthAragorn posted...
Primaries still exist
So? Changes nothing about what I said. Nobody is forcing these old fucks to keep running. They can (and do) leverage their considerable power of office to influence elections. You're naive to assume otherwise, that these elections just happen in a vacuum.

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Xatrion
07/26/23 8:04:20 PM
#105:


Horrible, garbage tier human. May he suffer.

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Block_that_Kick
07/26/23 8:09:55 PM
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NOM posted...
Probably shit his pants.

Be a shame if he dropped. Very sad.

So youre sayinghe turtle headed?

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wallmasterz
07/26/23 8:12:38 PM
#107:


Lilo and Mitch 2: Mitch has a Glitch

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BewmHedshot
07/26/23 8:13:00 PM
#108:


Mythtaker posted...
He looked dead inside.
So business as usual.
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Quake-64
07/26/23 8:15:27 PM
#109:


Euripides posted...
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1684267142839955456

imagine this were Biden, the chuds would be going full steam.

but its Moscow Mitch, so nothing to see here
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Thermador446
07/26/23 8:17:26 PM
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It's like he started the press conference with 1 battery life

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__aCEr__
07/26/23 8:19:10 PM
#111:


Our leaders just being shuffled around by aides.

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ModernPost
07/26/23 8:25:31 PM
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Quake-64 posted...
imagine this were Biden, the chuds would be going full steam.
McConnell is one year older than Biden.

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GS4Life
07/26/23 8:30:30 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKRzfU3dHGQ

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darkmaian23
07/26/23 8:35:35 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Our leaders just being shuffled around by aides.
This is, I think, pretty ridiculous. If you need people to take care of you because you can't take care of yourself anymore, what business do you have running a country?

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Son_Of_Spam
07/26/23 8:47:46 PM
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CableZL posted...
McConnell and Feinstein are the best arguments for term limits
Age limits would be better. Term limits would lead to an inexperienced legislature.

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SiO4
07/26/23 8:49:44 PM
#116:


Quake-64 posted...
imagine this were Biden, the chuds would be going full steam.


He did it himself.

I will not miss him when he's gone.
Nor would I miss any bully on a playground.
I won't miss them when they are gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZBnWBNfBg

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SiO4
07/26/23 11:21:15 PM
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Yup, it's pretty scary when something like that happens, indeed!!

https://youtu.be/inLALBP1O5c?t=102

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Quake-64
07/26/23 11:22:49 PM
#118:


Maybe all koopas do this when Mario isnt in their level?
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Carljank
07/26/23 11:23:27 PM
#119:


I couldn't give two fucks about what happens to that piece of shit.

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AceMos
07/26/23 11:30:39 PM
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i hope he gets the same medical health treatments the lower class get

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DnDer
07/26/23 11:36:04 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Said he felt light headed. If that's the case then fine. But if it's because he's losing his mind he needs to go. Just watched the video though and it doesn't look to me that he was simply lightheaded but who knows.

He needs to leave office anyway, because he's pathologically evil and an open threat to democracy. Nothing about whatever he's experiencing neurologically.

That was terrifying to watch, and probably more terrifying to experience. I don't want anyone to suffer like that.

I just want him replaced in office with anyone... not evil. I'll set the bar that low.

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ZMythos
07/26/23 11:38:53 PM
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Son_Of_Spam posted...
Age limits would be better. Term limits would lead to an inexperienced legislature.
why not both? limitless terms means they're spending >50% of their time campaigning for the next term.

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Mew
07/26/23 11:49:40 PM
#123:


US politicians are dinosaurs

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Quake-64
07/27/23 12:09:36 AM
#124:


ZMythos posted...
why not both? limitless terms means they're spending >50% of their time campaigning for the next term.

IMO Congress having 2 year terms is stupid as it gets. It means they work one year and campaign one year.

they should last 5 years, at least then they would work 4 out of 5 years and they would worry less about how their stances will affect their electability next year.
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Tyranthraxus
07/27/23 12:25:51 AM
#125:


Quake-64 posted...
IMO Congress having 2 year terms is stupid as it gets. It means they work one year and campaign one year.

they should last 5 years, at least then they would work 4 out of 5 years and they would worry less about how their stances will affect their electability next year.
Only the house has 2 year terms. McConnell and other senators are in it for 6 years.

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Quake-64
07/27/23 12:38:21 AM
#126:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Only the house has 2 year terms. McConnell and other senators are in it for 6 years.

I know. 6 is fine for senators, IMO.

I chose 5 for the house so its less than senators but more than 2 or 3 (which isnt that much better than 2)
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TheHorus
07/27/23 7:22:22 AM
#127:


https://twitter.com/harryjsisson/status/1684351882641256448
https://imgur.com/gallery/jJRIc6S

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FolkenRawr
07/27/23 7:36:00 AM
#128:


TheHorus posted...
https://twitter.com/harryjsisson/status/1684351882641256448
https://imgur.com/gallery/jJRIc6S

Holy fuck. Now that is a comment section.

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--Zero-
07/27/23 7:40:29 AM
#129:


One of the many people in politics that should be in assisted living. Fuck that piece of shit.

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LeCh0nk
07/27/23 7:41:08 AM
#130:


FolkenRawr posted...
Holy fuck. Now that is a comment section.
Lemme guess, blue checkmarks all shitting over Biden?

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divot1338
07/27/23 7:53:50 AM
#131:


Kradek posted...
I like how his fellow R senators just took him to the side and then had him come back a little later to say he was fine.

He should have been taken to the hospital and given a medical checkup.

Oh well, I hate this dude and whatever legacy he built himself should be tarnished (for non-informed normies) by an embarrassing end of his tenure.
Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul are the two Senators from Kentucy.

That was Jodi Ernst from Iowa and I cant remember the other guys name but hes a doctor as well as a Senator. He was legitimately checking on him.

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RchHomieQuanChi
07/27/23 8:05:03 AM
#132:


LeCh0nk posted...
Lemme guess, blue checkmarks all shitting over Biden?

What a perfect representation of the dichotomy between the right and.....just anybody who's at least trying to be a decent human being.

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FolkenRawr
07/27/23 8:22:51 AM
#134:


LeCh0nk posted...
Lemme guess, blue checkmarks all shitting over Biden?

Nah there was a surprising amount of variation. It's like 50/50 shitting on Biden, and Mitch being part of the 'uniparty'

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Block_that_Kick
07/27/23 8:41:56 AM
#135:


FolkenRawr posted...
Nah there was a surprising amount of variation. It's like 50/50 shitting on Biden, and Mitch being part of the 'uniparty'

Mitch McConnell is the greatest thing that happened to Republicans in decades. He is the reason they have the 6-3 Supreme Court majority. They should be thanking him every single day.

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FolkenRawr
07/27/23 8:57:49 AM
#136:


Block_that_Kick posted...
Mitch McConnell is the greatest thing that happened to Republicans in decades. He is the reason they have the 6-3 Supreme Court majority. They should be thanking him every single day.

Nah. Confirmed Biden shill/swamp monster.

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bigblu89
07/27/23 9:29:25 AM
#137:


OK. I just saw that someone made a "Glitch McConnell" shirt on twitter with the Matrix green numbers in the background.

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Euripides
07/27/23 12:02:23 PM
#138:


Getting a traumatic head injury at age 81 should've caused him to retire, but evil knows no bounds

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Sheiky-Baby
07/27/23 1:24:21 PM
#139:


bigblu89 posted...
OK. I just saw that someone made a "Glitch McConnell" shirt on twitter with the Matrix green numbers in the background.
I'd buy it.

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Kami_no_Kami
07/27/23 5:28:42 PM
#140:


Okay, now youre turtly enough for the Turtle Club.
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SiO4
07/27/23 6:47:22 PM
#141:


Is it just me, or did they edit this video down?
I seem to remember this clip started with him actually speaking.

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Kradek
07/27/23 8:11:18 PM
#142:


divot1338 posted...
Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul are the two Senators from Kentucy.

That was Jodi Ernst from Iowa and I cant remember the other guys name but hes a doctor as well as a Senator. He was legitimately checking on him.

Paul is an optometrist and the GOP's track records with doctors is...shitty, at least in recent times.

Eg, Representative Ronnie Jackson, the dude who lied for Trump to talk him up. If this doctor Senator is the one I'm thinking of in regard to a recent audio I heard from some GOP doctor then I'm also calling into question his actual aptitude or ethical standards for being a doctor.

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Euripides
07/28/23 9:11:43 AM
#143:


McConnell is 81 and looks like he's on the edge of death

My uncle is 79 and looks like he could run a marathon

Then again, my uncle hasn't dedicated his life to evil, so....

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07/28/23 9:25:37 AM
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Euripides
07/29/23 2:48:21 PM
#144:


The Twitter sleuths have solved the mystery!

https://twitter.com/Daily_Sinner/status/1684515390079000576

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Kradek
07/29/23 5:37:51 PM
#145:


Euripides posted...
The Twitter sleuths have solved the mystery!

https://twitter.com/Daily_Sinner/status/1684515390079000576

Lmao "with some force", she literally tapped him with the upper part of her fingers as a mean of greeting without distracting, which perhaps she did ultimately distract him into malfunctioning like he did.

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Euripides
07/29/23 5:54:39 PM
#146:


Kradek posted...
Lmao "with some force", she literally tapped him with the upper part of her fingers as a mean of greeting without distracting, which perhaps she did ultimately distract him into malfunctioning like he did.

There are other tweets claiming she jabbed him with a needle

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Paragon21XX
07/29/23 6:04:40 PM
#147:


Son_Of_Spam posted...
Term limits would lead to an inexperienced legislature.
Sounds good to me.

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Kradek
07/29/23 7:21:05 PM
#148:


Euripides posted...
There are other tweets claiming she jabbed him with a needle

It's both amazing and dismaying that those are the "possible" voters that McCon himself is afraid of losing for the party.

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Mearcstapa
07/29/23 7:29:51 PM
#149:


Euripides posted...
The Twitter sleuths have solved the mystery!

https://twitter.com/Daily_Sinner/status/1684515390079000576

The lady in green isn't some mysterious figure; that's Shelly Moore-Capito. Just another one of the gaggle of Republican senators surrounding him.

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darkace77450
07/31/23 8:02:34 PM
#150:


https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4128538-trump-mcconnell-freeze-up-a-sad-thing-to-see/

Well, I thought it was sad. At the same time. I think its a shame that he went so far out to give Green New Deal money to Biden and the Democrats, he said, adding, But that was too bad. That was actually a sad thing to see. He had a bad fall, I guess and probably after effect of that, but it was also sad that he gave trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars to the Democrats to waste on the green New Deal.

Trump added later about McConnell: At the same time, I hope hes well.
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