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DKBananaSlamma
08/01/23 7:43:56 AM
#1:


Like this:
https://imgur.com/svTGaIw

Once you boot up a game, a bunch of random cute Asian women will flock over to you and flirt with you in the video. It won't ever go further than that though. Once you shut the game off, they'll promptly walk away like nothing happened.

You can toggle it on/off, like if you're gaming in a funeral, or during the birth of your child or whatever other random bullshit.

MGS music isn't included >_> Just blast it on spotify if you really want that or something

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GranAures
08/01/23 7:45:54 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
It won't ever go further than that though.
Money

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Solution_45
08/01/23 7:45:57 AM
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stay strong, brothers. if our fearless leader can do it, so can you
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twilightking5
08/01/23 8:11:10 AM
#4:


If it's just flirting just give me the 20k

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Karovorak
08/01/23 8:26:39 AM
#5:


What a silly topic, of course I will pick the...

DKBananaSlamma posted...
It won't ever go further than that though.

money.

Wait, no, now my thoughs are getting more degenerated by the minute. Give me money, this is definitly the best for all of us.
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DKBananaSlamma
08/01/23 8:28:06 AM
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You guys are missing out on a lifetime of ultimate kawaii relaxation just for some money smh

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Zakawer3
08/01/23 8:31:47 AM
#7:


I thought gamer dudes couldn't spontaneously get bitches!

Anyway, I'll just take the money, as long as it fits into my bank account and gets converted from U.S. dollars to Danish kroner.

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Karovorak
08/01/23 8:37:33 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
You guys are missing out on a lifetime of ultimate kawaii relaxation just for some money smh

That's the problem.

It's either getting 20k, or get drugged with infinite superficial attention.

It's a deep and evil rabbit hole with no way out.
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DKBananaSlamma
08/01/23 8:38:26 AM
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Only if you let yourself go down that rabbit hole brah. Just dont do that

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Karovorak
08/01/23 8:43:14 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Only if you let yourself go down that rabbit hole brah. Just dont do that

Sorry, I already know that I'm not that strong.

Just give me the instant 20k, instead of eternal suffering.
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ANort175
08/01/23 8:43:19 AM
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So like, do the women just materialize out of nowhere or what? Say if you're on a plane and start playing something, but there aren't any cute asian women on the flight, what happens?

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Naves7
08/01/23 8:45:57 AM
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I guess if you like people watching you could play one of those porn games with one hand.
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Glob
08/01/23 8:51:06 AM
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Cute Asian women flirt with me pretty often anyway.
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asdf8562
08/01/23 9:07:21 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
You guys are missing out on a lifetime of ultimate kawaii relaxation just for some money smh
Missing out on something so useless.

A bunch of woman flirting with you who have no intentions of going further is useless.

I'll take the money
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Turbam
08/01/23 9:12:17 AM
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That would be extremely annoying.

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Shadowplay
08/01/23 9:15:54 AM
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asdf8562 posted...
Missing out on something so useless.

A bunch of woman flirting with you who have no intentions of going further is useless.

I'll take the money


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GranAures
08/01/23 9:19:17 AM
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Even if it could go further that would necessitate wanting it to go further.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/01/23 10:37:30 AM
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ANort175 posted...
So like, do the women just materialize out of nowhere or what? Say if you're on a plane and start playing something, but there aren't any cute asian women on the flight, what happens?
They just pop in from around a corner. They leave the same way

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Ivynn
08/01/23 10:40:23 AM
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Neon is the only person who would literally pass up 20k just for some Asian girls to giggle with him lol

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sauceje
08/01/23 10:42:57 AM
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A buncha women egging/leading me on with no chances of going beyond that sounds pretty cruel, actually. On the other hand, 20k dollars is like a year's wages for me, so that sounds pretty cool.

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Vegy
08/01/23 10:43:32 AM
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Money, as much as i love cute busty asian women, i would go CRAZY if some hot chick made me lose da final FUT match to get me 11 wins in FUT Champs

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__starsnostars
08/01/23 10:53:45 AM
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I chose the girls before watching your video... That just seems like it would be more unnerving and annoying than flirtatious.

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Lobinde
08/01/23 11:56:39 AM
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The constant flirting would get annoying very quickly. I'll just take the 20k.
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kage_53
08/01/23 11:58:03 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
You guys are missing out on a lifetime of ultimate kawaii relaxation just for some money smh
20k can buy sexy time with cute Asian girls
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PraetorXyn
08/01/23 11:58:22 AM
#25:


asdf8562 posted...
Missing out on something so useless.

A bunch of woman flirting with you who have no intentions of going further is useless.

I'll take the money


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The_Korey
08/01/23 12:00:11 PM
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So not only kan I never play games in peace again, but I'm surrounded by useless blue-ballers? I do not need financial persuasion to turn down that shit.

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NoxObscuras
08/01/23 12:04:20 PM
#27:


Give me the money. My girlfriend > some random Asian women

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Stagmar
08/01/23 1:21:53 PM
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Money. I want to play my game, damnit.

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ANort175
08/01/23 1:52:50 PM
#29:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
They just pop in from around a corner. They leave the same way
What if you're in an elevator or on a bus?

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DKBananaSlamma
08/01/23 2:00:22 PM
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ANort175 posted...
What if you're in an elevator or on a bus?
The door will open and they'll hop on

The_Korey posted...
So not only kan I never play games in peace again, but I'm surrounded by useless blue-ballers? I do not need financial persuasion to turn down that shit.

DKBananaSlamma posted...
You can toggle it on/off, like if you're gaming in a funeral, or during the birth of your child or whatever other random bullshit.


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Letsago
08/01/23 2:04:21 PM
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In the long run it might just make me miserable, having these women surround me but being unable to take it further.

Money easy.

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The_Korey
08/01/23 5:13:04 PM
#32:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
You can toggle it on/off, like if you're gaming in a funeral, or during the birth of your child or whatever other random bullshit.

That's better. Removes the inconvenience, but not seeing the use. Are they invincible? Kan I survive a shootout by whipping out a GBA and summoning these meat shields?

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DKBananaSlamma
08/01/23 5:15:05 PM
#33:


I guess so. You can use it to make your friends jelly. You can use it to get into a frat party that requires a guy:girl ratio to enter. You can use it to protect yourself from a punch or a bullet (they're invincible).

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The_Korey
08/01/23 5:30:32 PM
#34:


.... Nah. Gimmie the money. I need a life worth living before I be koncerned about protecting it.

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