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Quake-64
08/02/23 10:30:34 AM
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Since humans are animals too. Think about it, you see an animal and it decides it now owns another animal and will treat it as its own property.

like youre walking around and a zebra goes like this beaver is now mine and the beaver is now called Mr. Frumbles and the zebra is like its mine and I need to bring it green grass because it has been pooping weird
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__starsnostars
08/02/23 10:34:15 AM
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This is a weird topic. I've never even heard of a talking zebra before.

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ai123
08/02/23 10:36:24 AM
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It's weird to think that humans and zebras are basically the same thing.

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ANort175
08/02/23 10:37:20 AM
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You might be able to hide the fact you're a chud here, but you can't hide the fact you're really, really dumb.

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Zikten
08/02/23 10:39:03 AM
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__starsnostars posted...
This is a weird topic. I've never even heard of a talking zebra before.
https://youtu.be/lWMzqjQ3MJA
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TonyKojima
08/02/23 10:39:54 AM
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What. The. Fuck?

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Tyranthraxus
08/02/23 10:40:41 AM
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__starsnostars posted...
This is a weird topic. I've never even heard of a talking zebra before.
Unless of course the Zebra is a famous Mr. Zed.

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sauceje
08/02/23 10:40:46 AM
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__starsnostars posted...
This is a weird topic. I've never even heard of a talking zebra before.
There's one in Centaurworld

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Blue_Target
08/02/23 10:40:53 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AALMC4AAEt5f.jpg

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Bass
08/02/23 10:41:22 AM
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Help, I've been enslaved by a talking Zebra! He calls me Mr. Snuggles and won't let me leave the house without a leash.

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Quake-64
08/02/23 10:42:15 AM
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ai123 posted...
It's weird to think that humans and zebras are basically the same thing.

youre missing out
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PBusted
08/02/23 10:46:14 AM
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https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PredatorTurnedProtector
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NO2_Fiend
08/02/23 10:49:22 AM
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What happens when cats and dogs evolve to human levels of intelligence or evolve human like speech? Do we still continue to treat them as pets or equals.

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Quake-64
08/02/23 10:50:16 AM
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ANort175 posted...
You might be able to hide the fact you're a chud here, but you can't hide the fact you're really, really dumb.


Dear ANort175,

you must be confusing me with someone else. And if you cannot tell, this topic is meant to be funny. There is no such a thing as a talking zebra, a zebra wouldnt name another animal Mr. Frundles, and grass wont cure weird poops.

i will now give you the chance to respond to this post pointing out your failures ITT. Or you can choose not to respond and admit defeat.

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Quake-64
08/02/23 10:56:05 AM
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NO2_Fiend posted...
What happens when cats and dogs evolve to human levels of intelligence or evolve human like speech? Do we still continue to treat them as pets or equals.

Id assume their speech would be quite basic and annoying, like food!! Food!! And fren! Ur the best!! And poop says you ate pizza, so wed not consider them equals
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Damn_Underscore
08/02/23 10:56:36 AM
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Quake-64 posted...
and grass wont cure weird poops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxVgF2uJa4I

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Quake-64
08/02/23 10:57:07 AM
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PBusted posted...
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PredatorTurnedProtector

I saw a documentary of a lioness taking care of a fawn she was gonna eat. It was so cute
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BunkerBoy
08/02/23 10:57:31 AM
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This topic is weird
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SSJKirby
08/02/23 10:58:45 AM
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Life is pretty weird when you think Humans are just animals existing in nature, and we're just better at it than the rest

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UnsteadyOwl
08/02/23 11:00:22 AM
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So if instead of keeping an animal as a companion I'm keeping it to slaughter for food would that make it not weird?

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pedro45
08/02/23 11:01:44 AM
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SSJKirby posted...
Life is pretty weird when you think Humans are just animals existing in nature, and we're just better at it than the rest
How are we better? We're destroying nature faster than any other species and could cause our own extinction.

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Quake-64
08/02/23 11:02:27 AM
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SSJKirby posted...
Life is pretty weird when you think Humans are just animals existing in nature, and we're just better at it than the rest

you know how there are dogs and wolves, cats and lynxes, pigs and boars? Basically there is a wild version of a domestic animal.

imagine there were humans (us) and a dumber, stronger, wild variant of us in nature, itd be so interesting
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Mr_hulk88
08/02/23 11:05:39 AM
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I agree. I mean having a pet is one thing. When people say the word "own" I cringe
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Ivynn
08/02/23 11:05:53 AM
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Quake-64 posted...
you know how there are dogs and wolves, cats and lynxes, pigs and boars? Basically there is a wild version of a domestic animal.

imagine there were humans (us) and a dumber, stronger, wild variant of us in nature, itd be so interesting

Domestic cats aren't descended from lynxes. They're from the African wildcat, I think.

Aren't apes pretty much a dumber, stronger wild variant of us?

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Tyranthraxus
08/02/23 11:10:24 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Domestic cats aren't descended from lynxes. They're from the African wildcat, I think.

Aren't apes pretty much a dumber, stronger wild variant of us?

The split with apes and humans happened before the Australopithecus. Apes aren't primitive humans. They're a more evolved version of a species that humans also have in their ancestry, they just evolved in a different direction.

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Quake-64
08/02/23 11:10:57 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Domestic cats aren't descended from lynxes. They're from the African wildcat, I think.

Aren't apes pretty much a dumber, stronger wild variant of us?

youre right.

I was thinking more along the lines of still having Neanderthals or Cro-Magnons around, but you are correct

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CARRRNE_ASADA
08/02/23 11:15:08 AM
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This is kinda the reason I havent named the stray cat I feed. These guys are too independent and intelligent for me to come around named them mr bubbles. I just call him cat.

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KogaSteelfang
08/02/23 11:45:53 AM
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CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
This is kinda the reason I havent named the stray cat I feed. These guys are too independent and intelligent for me to come around named them mr bubbles. I just call him cat.
Call him Will, because he may just be feral.
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Quake-64
08/02/23 11:48:23 AM
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are blue heelers in that same category?

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Quake-64
08/02/23 11:51:38 AM
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wow.

I know someone with one, theyre smaller and pudgier than how I would assume a dingo descendent would look like, but hey, bulldogs once literally fought bulls in old England and theyre so different now lol
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Torgo
08/02/23 11:54:12 AM
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Is this going to turn into a topic attempting to attack secular arguments about humans just being another animal into a justification for slavery?

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Quake-64
08/02/23 11:59:33 AM
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Torgo posted...
Is this going to turn into a topic attempting to attack secular arguments about humans just being another animal into a justification for slavery?

lol what?
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LinkPizza
08/02/23 12:11:30 PM
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pedro45 posted...
How are we better? We're destroying nature faster than any other species and could cause our own extinction.

I think it depends on what you think of better In many terms, we are better at it We have good shelters that provide adequate temperatures that are usually better than the outside in many cases We have easier food sources (and multiple ways like growing our own, buying, hunting, etc.) And traveling, even over long distances, is much easier for many people And many new and cool ways to entertain ourselves I think those are a few things that make it so were better at existing But those arent necessarily things that everyone would consider when talking about whos the best at existing

CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
This is kinda the reason I havent named the stray cat I feed. These guys are too independent and intelligent for me to come around named them mr bubbles. I just call him cat.

There was a cat at one of my jobs once that I fed I just called her Black Cat. I was one of the few people she would come near. I did play with some of the kittens around work, though Some we very friendly

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Quake-64
08/02/23 3:35:31 PM
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Quake-64 posted...
Dear ANort175,

you must be confusing me with someone else. And if you cannot tell, this topic is meant to be funny. There is no such a thing as a talking zebra, a zebra wouldnt name another animal Mr. Frundles, and grass wont cure weird poops.

i will now give you the chance to respond to this post pointing out your failures ITT. Or you can choose not to respond and admit defeat.

xoxo,

quake 64, the different quake.

another victory for me

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Notti
08/05/23 6:41:45 AM
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Better to think of them as companions.

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brestugo
08/05/23 9:25:26 AM
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  1. TC is SUSPENDED.
  2. Pets - particularly dogs - can perform many services very helpful to humanity. Guide dogs, SAR, etc.

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Jagr_68
08/05/23 9:31:03 AM
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Quake-64 posted...
another victory for me


brestugo posted...
TC is SUSPENDED.


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brestugo
08/05/23 9:34:42 AM
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Pyrrhic vitctory

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Hayame_Zero
08/05/23 9:39:38 AM
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Used to happen to humans too in terms of people taking them in because they thought they were cute and cuddly. Were you a little person in the 1600s? You're the queen's court dwarf now.

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Kaldrenthebold
08/05/23 9:54:17 AM
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Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?

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kingdrake2
08/05/23 10:44:49 AM
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brestugo posted...
Pets - particularly dogs - can perform many services very helpful to humanity.


this. especially the one's who help owners who cant do something the ones that open fridges and hit light switches with paw.

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Pikachuchupika
08/05/23 10:48:20 AM
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Imagine if we could domesticate all animals. You can have a walrus or a lion as a pet.
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A_Good_Boy
08/05/23 10:51:33 AM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?
He knows if he showed his face that he'd be domesticated too.

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mustachedmystic
08/05/23 11:36:56 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Unless of course the Zebra is a famous Mr. Zed.
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LinkPizza
08/06/23 1:50:03 AM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Imagine if we could domesticate all animals. You can have a walrus or a lion as a pet.

I mean, we can domesticate most animals, though its not perfect, and can fail on an animal to animal basis But most can be domesticated Training all of them is different, though

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MabusIncarnate
08/06/23 1:52:50 AM
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Cats domesticated themselves, they chose us to serve them.

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