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Chicken
08/03/23 10:04:20 PM
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kinda gross if you think about it too much

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Quake-64
08/03/23 10:05:49 PM
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MFW having an omelet is the closest many CE posters will get to having sex
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HornyLevel
08/03/23 10:06:03 PM
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Wait, are you serious?

I thought they grew on trees.

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Michael_Booth
08/03/23 10:07:11 PM
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Quake-64 posted...
MFW having an omelet is the closest many CE posters will get to having sex

You speak as if sex is difficult to get. That's a very naive mindset.
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DementedDurian
08/03/23 10:07:39 PM
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And honey is made from bee spit and flower sperm.

Your point?

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Laserion
08/03/23 10:17:58 PM
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I thought an egg is a detached uterus. Baby chick, with placenta and all, develops inside it.

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GuerrillaSoldier
08/03/23 10:19:32 PM
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kfc literally sells dead chicken parts


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TendoDRM
08/03/23 10:20:50 PM
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Well, only chicken eggs do.

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kingdrake2
08/03/23 10:23:42 PM
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Quake-64 posted...
having an omelet


omelette du fromage

that's all you can say!.

it's never going to leave my brain.

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HeeathLivesOn
08/03/23 10:39:22 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
omelette du fromage

that's all you can say!.

it's never going to leave my brain.
the best episode
french language should retrofit that to be grammatically correct

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Quake-64
08/03/23 10:46:15 PM
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Michael_Booth posted...
You speak as if sex is difficult to get. That's a very naive mindset.

it is hard to get for some CE posters
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Heartomaton
08/03/23 10:47:51 PM
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They pass through a cloaca. Birds have a cloaca. It does all the things.

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Turbam
08/03/23 10:49:09 PM
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Lemme see dat Ute!

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Chrknu
08/03/23 10:59:02 PM
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HornyLevel posted...
Wait, are you serious?

I thought they grew on trees.
They do in Animal Crossing!

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
08/03/23 11:00:20 PM
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The real gross thing is not that.

It is that birds only have one hole. PERIOD. All forms of waste also come from the egg hole.


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Quake-64
08/03/23 11:02:58 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
They pass through a cloaca. Birds have a cloaca. It does all the things.

do yoshis have a cloaca?
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Heartomaton
08/03/23 11:03:50 PM
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Quake-64 posted...
do yoshis have a cloaca?

Technically, so does Kirby.

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