Poll of the Day > i hate my coworker so i've been annoying him by eating really loud by him

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Shrek
08/04/23 12:13:31 AM
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he's very visibly irritated when i do it, and this pleases me because he smells like gooseberries

i don't even know what the hell a gooseberry smells like but he does, i know it. it's like he bathes himself in it when he take a shower instead of using water.

tomorrow i'm going to come in wearing a fursuit and eat exclusively from the loudest bag of sunchips i can find.

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if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison
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BlackScythe0
08/04/23 12:21:11 AM
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Get some black beans and rice, always does the trick for me when I want to ruin someones day.
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potdnewb
08/04/23 2:44:48 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/80526018
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Shrek
08/09/23 5:54:59 PM
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i bought a horse suit this will be fun

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if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison
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MeatiestMeatus
08/09/23 5:57:39 PM
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You should blast stinky farts in his direction and talk loudly about how Jack White is a hack and stole all his music from the Black Lips

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If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you
If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you
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