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orcus_snake
08/07/23 10:23:25 AM
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Albert, When I came to you with those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would get orcus_snake laid.
I remember it well. What of it?
I believe we did.

Chapter 1-The first trip.

So I had gone to visit some friends out of town, its a 4 hour bus drive.
I go, meet them we go for drinks, we have fun we crashed and then the next day we played some board games like the nerds that we fucking are. I go to the station and take a bus back to my town.
On the way back it appears I match with an attractive woman who seems to be rather successful, well read, hot, and shit.

Chapter 2-Courting this woman. This chapter can be TLDR'd

So we get to talk and she mentions she has a special needs 5yo, and I mention I have a kid myself, we talk about life and work and regular shit. she likes that I do a whole bunch of crap because I like to learn lots of different things, and that I cook.
What she appears to have liked the most is that I take my own kid to summer classes and that we do things together, I bake and cook for her, and generally am a loving father to her because her ex husband never did any of that shit and just left, she would send heart emojis and whatnot. We're both busy people so it takes about 6 weeks for a potential meetup but during all of that time she mantains an enthusiastic level of interest. But you already know this goes south right? :P

So, I say if I can come over, she says yes.and keeps bringing it up all excitedly.
She also sent a birthday breakfast for me last week and it was the first birthday anything someone had sent for me so that got her a lot of points in my book.
Time finally comes, I take the trip and we keep talking she is still excited but she cuts comms like 1 hour before I get there.
Next day I only get a single message
"hello, you there"
At that point I was already with my buddies because fuck it, I already took the trip might as well actually enjoy it if they are available, which they were.

Chapter 3-Serendipity

Yesterday morning we get up, and I usually take the bus super early in the morning so I go back home early and crash ASAP but we instead went to have breakfast at a taco place.
And THEN not only that but we had a debate that made us stay there for an extra hour. When we get back it is already 10am and I go to the station since the next bus leaves at 1030.

I was sitting to the left of this blonde girl waiting for her bus and asked if she was by chance waiting also for 642 which she was, and it was delayed, but it finally arrived and I got on. Turns out she had purchased the seat next to me and and then she pulls out a Switch lite so of course I gotta make conversation.

Long story short we spent the entire 4 hour ride talking a whole bunch of dumb shit, had a lot of fun with different topics, she read a lot of books I read, she likes a lot of shows I like, and she even plays DnD and is playing the exact subclass that I want to play WTF. So of course I asked for her phone number and we kept talking after we arrived and went home.

Key non verbal thingies I noticed that meant she showed interest is that as we kept talking she started shifting her weight on the seat gradually until instead of facing front she was facing to my side.
She reached into her bag multiple times to show me thingies she has, when we got off the bus I gave her a pass but while doing so a bunch of people took advantage and got rushed leaving me waiting for like 4 minutes until I could go myself but she was there waiting.
And she was the one that texted first that she was already home and how I was doing.

So yeah, screw the other chick I just deleted her stuff, not even a message shitting on her or mouthing her off because if it was indeed intentional she deserves no reaction and if it was unintentional the fact that she never tried to reach out to explain anything is reason enough for me to stop giving a fuck.

With bus girl, we are so going to fuck if we are ever alone in a room it's not even funny.

/butterfly effect blogfaqs.
/bragfaqs

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Robot2600
08/07/23 10:24:09 AM
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what in god's name have i found

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orcus_snake
08/07/23 10:25:43 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
what in god's name have i found

At least pretend to read it :P

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HANGtheDJ_86
08/07/23 10:31:45 AM
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What were you and your buddies even tripping on? This is a confusing read

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King_Rial
08/07/23 10:39:12 AM
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What if something I would have at least heard out girl 1 before deleting.

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orcus_snake
08/07/23 10:44:54 AM
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I did not block her, if she wanted to or want to she can explain but has not done so for more than 2 days.

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orcus_snake
08/07/23 8:26:02 PM
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We set up a date for today, heading out right now.

news at 11.

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ArkhamOrigins
08/07/23 8:28:21 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
what in god's name have i found


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Heartomaton
08/07/23 8:33:16 PM
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https://gfycat.com/brokenplainannelid

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eggcorn
08/07/23 8:33:58 PM
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I actually read that.

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