Current Events > Master Kohga is basically Donald Trump

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McSame_as_Bush
08/08/23 7:51:49 PM
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Overweight talentless blowhard with fervent supporters who commit violence on his behalf. The only real difference is that Kohga is willing to wear a mask.

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Heartomaton
08/08/23 7:52:58 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
The only real difference is that Kohga is willing to wear a mask.

Kohga is also thinner, and I imagine any hair he has is real.

He also has an impressive amount of physical resilience, while I'm pretty sure if you just punched Donny, he'd fold like a bad poker hand.

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Srk700
08/08/23 7:56:13 PM
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You've seen Kohga's dance moves? Trump would keel over instantly if he tried them.
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K181
08/08/23 8:10:30 PM
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But Kohga's shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Trump's shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not really shenanigans at all. Evil shenanigans!

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masterpug53
08/10/23 1:25:04 PM
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I remember when people hated Master Kohga because they thought it didn't make sense that a such a clownish, self-defeating oaf could muster a cult-like following of murderous goons. And I'm like "bruh, have you even watched the news lately?"

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HylianFox
08/10/23 1:25:47 PM
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No matter how many times you stick a sword in his ass he doesn't die?

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Heartomaton
08/10/23 1:28:00 PM
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K181 posted...
But Kohga's shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Trump's shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not really shenanigans at all. Evil shenanigans!

I swear to god I'm gonna Master Sword-whip the next guy that says shenanigans!

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Will_VIIII
08/10/23 1:30:31 PM
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He's also like 100+ years old at the time of BOTW

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