Current Events > You know what pisses me off? Paper straws

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Jx1010
08/10/23 6:25:23 AM
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I just had to say it

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Choco
08/10/23 6:26:07 AM
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same!!

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DeadBankerDream
08/10/23 6:26:45 AM
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I'd let the planet die to get plastic straws back in fast food places.

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boxoto
08/10/23 6:28:56 AM
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I don't mind them, tbh.

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Turbam
08/10/23 6:29:25 AM
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Why?

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Lillymon
08/10/23 6:31:06 AM
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They last long enough for me to finish a large drink then I throw them away. What's the problem? If you want to use a straw over and over again go online and buy a metal straw or a pack of plastic straws.

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Jx1010
08/10/23 6:31:24 AM
#7:


Turbam posted...
Why?
Get some paper, roll it up, dip it in water and then put it in ur mouth.

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Karovorak
08/10/23 6:31:36 AM
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Turbam posted...
Why?

Because they dissolve in like 3 minutes, and whatever you drink with them tastes like paper.
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sfcalimari
08/10/23 6:59:37 AM
#9:


I'd rather just drink straight from the cup than use one. Fortunately I live in New Zealand where it's rarely hot enough to make it worth putting a bunch of ice in a drink.

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Crazyman93
08/10/23 7:00:54 AM
#10:


Yes. I'm doubly pissed off by paper straws in a plastic wrapper.

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rexcrk
08/10/23 7:08:35 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/2/AACE4xAAEvXg.jpg

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coolguyjimmy
08/10/23 7:09:38 AM
#12:


Use bamboo straws.
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Jx1010
08/10/23 7:11:49 AM
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rexcrk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/2/AACE4xAAEvXg.jpg
They dont serve cups for adults.
Adults, grown men shouldnt be playing video games according to that I assume?

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TetsuoS2
08/10/23 7:17:22 AM
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There are a bunch of places that are using alternative biodegradable straws, I've seen one made out of rice or something, neutral tasting, and lasts the entire drink.

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rexcrk
08/10/23 7:25:44 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
They dont serve cups for adults.


Pretty sure that adults can get cups.

Jx1010 posted...


Adults, grown men shouldnt be playing video games according to that I assume?


Wut

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boomgetchopped3
08/10/23 7:33:18 AM
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The Starbucks strawless lid looks like its made with more plastic than a straw. Also, literally everything else is plastic.

cant they use hemp or something?
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hockeybub89
08/10/23 7:35:16 AM
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They start falling apart instantly, which I guess is the point, but it makes them terrible straws

I wish I could make money off stupid ideas like so many supposed inventors and business geniuses.

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voldothegr8
08/10/23 7:46:56 AM
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It's a failed experiment. Last time I was in Vegas I noticed many places have switched back to plastic. Luckily where I live the plastic never went away.

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Tenlaar
08/10/23 7:49:08 AM
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I feel like the people saying that paper straws instantly start to disintegrate have never actually used one and think they are just rolled up sheets of paper or something.
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DeadBankerDream
08/10/23 7:58:18 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
I feel like the people saying that paper straws instantly start to disintegrate have never actually used one and think they are just rolled up sheets of paper or something.
I feel like the conspiracy you have to justify to hold this dumbass belief is pretty incredible

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Karovorak
08/10/23 8:05:49 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
I feel like the people saying that paper straws instantly start to disintegrate have never actually used one and think they are just rolled up sheets of paper or something.

Yes, everyone who doesn't agree with you must be lying and/or stupid.

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justaguy3492
08/10/23 8:12:26 AM
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Paper straws are awful, the avocado seed ones are great though.

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Jx1010
08/10/23 8:13:22 AM
#23:


justaguy3492 posted...
Paper straws are awful, the avocado seed ones are great though.
I would be willing to try that, only thing I have seen in restaurants and fast food places have been the paper ones.

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Jx1010
08/10/23 8:14:08 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
It's a failed experiment. Last time I was in Vegas I noticed many places have switched back to plastic. Luckily where I live the plastic never went away.
I can accept a failed experiment.
What sucks is nobody ever tested this and forced it on people.

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Tenlaar
08/10/23 3:36:30 PM
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Karovorak posted...
Yes, everyone who doesn't agree with you must be lying and/or stupid.
What they are saying does not at all match up with the reality that I have experienced. And this isnt even some personally disputable thing like it makes the drink taste weird to me. Were talking about structural integrity here.
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WilliamPorygon
08/10/23 3:39:20 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Yes. I'm doubly pissed off by paper straws in a plastic wrapper.
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ELI__2__SLAYTON
08/10/23 3:39:33 PM
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the disintegration and paper taste dont even piss me off as much as the hypocrisy of making the consumer suffer through them while the corpos contribute far more destruction to the environment than a few plastic straws does

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FolkenRawr
08/10/23 3:39:59 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
What they are saying does not at all match up with the reality that I have experienced. And this isnt even some personally disputable thing like it makes the drink taste weird to me. Were talking about structural integrity here.

Paper straws are fucking terrible, structurally.

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FolkenRawr
08/10/23 3:40:24 PM
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ELI__2__SLAYTON posted...
the disintegration and paper taste dont even piss me off as much as the hypocrisy of making the consumer suffer through them while the corpos contribute far more destruction to the environment than a few plastic straws does

Also this.

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foxhound101
08/10/23 3:47:00 PM
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Don't use straws. Problem solved.

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Questionmarktarius
08/10/23 3:48:00 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/4/AABGtnAAEvbw.jpg
...also neither of those can be recycled, because the plastic is that mystery #7, and the straw is made with wax and/or adhesives.

Meanwhile, the classic plastic straw is completely recyclable, as well as its paper wrapper.
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Tenlaar
08/10/23 3:50:06 PM
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FolkenRawr posted...
Paper straws are fucking terrible, structurally.
I have never had any issues with them and they do not start disintegrating or even getting weaker as soon as you put them in liquid like some are saying.
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Tenlaar
08/10/23 3:51:03 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...also neither of those can be recycled, because the plastic is that mystery #7, and the straw is made with wax and/or adhesives.

Meanwhile, the classic plastic straw is completely recyclable, as well as its paper wrapper.
The ones that dont get recycled are more of a concern. Paper straws biodegrade really fast. Plastic ones take like 600 years.
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Pikachuchupika
08/10/23 3:51:29 PM
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They're awful. It really is just like sucking on cardboard or paper.

They need to go back to the drawing board and figure out something better.
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voldothegr8
08/10/23 3:51:29 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
I have never had any issues with them and they do not start disintegrating or even getting weaker as soon as you put them in liquid like some are saying.
I've had some that started breaking down before my meal was done and made my drink taste like shit.

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PiOverlord
08/10/23 3:52:27 PM
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Paper straws are the poster child of the average folk being asked to sacrifice while the rich blatantly refuse.

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Questionmarktarius
08/10/23 3:53:08 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
Paper straws biodegrade really fast.
No.
The paper dissolves, and leaves the mystery binders behind.
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LordRazziel
08/10/23 3:53:14 PM
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The soda nucleates on the rough paper surface and it ends up being a bit flat. Sucks.

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Tenlaar
08/10/23 3:54:19 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
No.
The paper dissolves, and leaves the mystery binders behind.
If you were able to say that with any factual basis you wouldnt be saying mystery binders.
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TheMikh
08/10/23 3:54:46 PM
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they don't really bother me except that they're less flexible

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Priere
08/10/23 3:55:58 PM
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Are the paper straws safe for turtles to eat?

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Tyranthraxus
08/10/23 3:56:00 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
No.
The paper dissolves, and leaves the mystery binders behind.
Paper is literally pure fiber it ain't dissolving in soda

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Questionmarktarius
08/10/23 3:56:41 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
If you were able to say that with any factual basis you wouldnt be saying mystery binders.
All we know about the adhesives is that they're required to be "food safe".
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Resident_Hill
08/10/23 3:57:36 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...also neither of those can be recycled, because the plastic is that mystery #7, and the straw is made with wax and/or adhesives.

Meanwhile, the classic plastic straw is completely recyclable, as well as its paper wrapper.
This.

It's just a way for people to pat themselves on the back, pushing paper straws.

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Tyranthraxus
08/10/23 3:59:59 PM
#46:


The resin straws are great btw. I guess those are technically plastic but they degrade super fast compared to regular plastic straws. Only real downside is can't use them for hot drinks.

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Tenlaar
08/10/23 4:03:36 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
All we know about the adhesives is that they're required to be "food safe".
Why are you acting like society at large doesnt know what water based adhesives are? They also biodegrade very quickly.
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sfcalimari
08/10/23 4:05:34 PM
#48:


voldothegr8 posted...
It's a failed experiment. Last time I was in Vegas I noticed many places have switched back to plastic. Luckily where I live the plastic never went away.

In Georgia and Florida they still use single-use styrofoam cups out of spite.

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TheGoldenEel
08/10/23 4:12:45 PM
#49:


boomgetchopped3 posted...
The Starbucks strawless lid looks like its made with more plastic than a straw. Also, literally everything else is plastic.

cant they use hemp or something?
The problem is plastic straws cant be recycled the way a lot of other plastic can. Assuming people are recycling of course

plastic straws are too small and get missed by the machinery that separates recycled items. Same reason youre supposed to put the cap back on cartons before you recycle them

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DeadBankerDream
08/10/23 4:13:42 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
What they are saying does not at all match up with the reality that I have experienced. And this isnt even some personally disputable thing like it makes the drink taste weird to me. Were talking about structural integrity here.
Paper straws break down instantly is a straw(heh)man you've chosen for your disingenuous argument based on the hyperbole of one or two people. Over the course of a fastfood meal some of them break down. Over the course of a longer meal a lot of them do. Over the course of watching a movie at the cinema all of them do. Long before that they start breaking off into the liquid and in general they feel uncomfortable and make the beverage taste worse.

They were literally invented by Satan and North Korea.

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