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Slayer_22
08/15/23 10:45:10 PM
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NT because the question is in the title.

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bsp77
08/15/23 10:45:45 PM
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Jonker...

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Slayer_22
08/15/23 10:46:25 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Jonker...
Yeah is there a lore reason why Jonkler doesn't shoot man?

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Slayer_22
08/15/23 10:51:17 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/3/AARI02AAEwXv.jpg

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Strider102
08/15/23 10:54:15 PM
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Because Joker told Jonker "If you shoot Batman I'll kill you."

This terrified Jonker, not even he wants to incur the wrath of The Joker.

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Slayer_22
08/15/23 10:57:21 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Because Joker told Jonker "If you shoot Batman I'll kill you."

This terrified Jonker, not even he wants to incur the wrath of The Joker.
So why doesn't The Jonkler shoot man then if he's so angry about it

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DD_Divine
08/15/23 10:57:41 PM
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Too easy no punchline

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MyMainAccount
08/15/23 10:59:18 PM
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He tries to shoot Batman all the time. A lot of his villains do. Have you just never read a Batman comic?

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Block_that_Kick
08/15/23 10:59:29 PM
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I think the Jonker made it pretty clear why he doesnt want to kill Batman.

https://youtu.be/HhI_ugygPQI

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Kradek
08/15/23 11:03:43 PM
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Perhaps if the Jonker were to team up with the Diddler and Smooth Face he'd fare better.

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Slayer_22
08/15/23 11:03:49 PM
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MyMainAccount posted...
He tries to shoot Batman all the time. A lot of his villains do. Have you just never read a Batman comic?

The Joker trying to shoot Batman from forever ago

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAXhPUAAEwX6.jpg

As you can see, it didn't work and heost the gun

And won in a fistfight for some reason the golden age was weird wow
But what is the lore reason why he misses? Is he stupid?

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Strider102
08/15/23 11:08:17 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
So why doesn't The Jonkler shoot man then if he's so angry about it

Jonkler is just as afraid as Jonker is.

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MyMainAccount
08/15/23 11:09:12 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
But what is the lore reason why he misses? Is he stupid?
It's called the lore of Batman grabbed his arm in panel 2

It's an ancient skill in which you grab a guy's arm so he can't shoot you as well

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Slayer_22
08/15/23 11:11:50 PM
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Oh OK thanks guys. Anyway, why do they call him two face? He has half of two faces so wouldn't it make more sense to call him face because it's one face. Is Bob Fingler stupid?

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ablegator
08/15/23 11:12:16 PM
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Is this some type of sick jonk?

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MyMainAccount
08/15/23 11:12:53 PM
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Now you're just being facist. Would you say a guy with half a face had no face?

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Slayer_22
08/15/23 11:17:53 PM
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MyMainAccount posted...
Now you're just being facist. Would you say a guy with half a face had no face?
No he'd be Harvey face or if he had a scary face he'd be scary face.

Why would he even want two faces is he stupid?

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MyMainAccount
08/15/23 11:20:45 PM
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A mobster threw some acid at him and it burned half his face. Half burned face isn't really a name that rolls off the tongue though.

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Tyranthraxus
08/15/23 11:30:27 PM
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Gonker didn't kill Buttman bcuz of he did he wud not has ne1 left 2 fite

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MICHALECOLE
08/15/23 11:33:31 PM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
I think the Jonker made it pretty clear why he doesnt want to kill Batman.

https://youtu.be/HhI_ugygPQI
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itachi15243
08/15/23 11:34:10 PM
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half of two faces , Jonker, and Jonkler gonna team up to take down the Joker and finally shoot batman?

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Tyranthraxus
08/15/23 11:34:58 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
half of two faces , Jonker, and Jonkler gonna team up to take down the Joker and finally shoot batman?
Don't forget The Peggin

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AgentCoulson
08/15/23 11:37:11 PM
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Guess we reddit now...

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AI_TechGam3FAQS
08/15/23 11:38:15 PM
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Jonker

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joaquintall
08/15/23 11:57:09 PM
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ablegator posted...
Is this some type of sick jonk?

Lol, you win the internet today!
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Slayer_22
08/16/23 12:09:53 AM
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MyMainAccount posted...
A mobster threw some acid at him and it burned half his face. Half burned face isn't really a name that rolls off the tongue though.
Half of two faces, half scary face and half Harvey face, and half burned face all work fine better name than batman he isn't actually a bad. Is he stupid?

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KazGT6
08/16/23 12:58:33 AM
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ablegator posted...
Is this some type of sick jonk?
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Turbam
08/16/23 1:00:00 AM
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Why doesn't Batman just laugh at jobkers jokes?

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Ivynn
08/16/23 1:00:39 AM
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The Jonker and Bitmad

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GuerrillaSoldier
08/16/23 1:23:32 AM
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yes, he's stupid


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UnholyMudcrab
08/16/23 1:26:41 AM
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There was that one time when Jonker went "It's Jonkin' Time!" and then jonked all over Batman. That damn near killed him.

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UnicornWizard
08/16/23 1:32:16 AM
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Why does jokestar tahk abowt boners?

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Slayer_22
08/16/23 4:50:16 AM
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Guys I just made a new character what should I name him?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/7/AARI02AAEwZ_.jpg

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pegusus123456
08/16/23 4:58:37 AM
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My brother, I beg you to leave this dumbass meme on reddit.

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Unknown5uspect
08/16/23 5:04:48 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Oh OK thanks guys. Anyway, why do they call him two face? He has half of two faces so wouldn't it make more sense to call him face because it's one face. Is Bob Fingler stupid?
No see he is two face because he is man but attorney

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Slayer_22
08/16/23 5:07:44 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
No see he is two face because he is man but attorney
But that would be just still be one face since one face is half scary half Harvey and the other is half scary half Harvey. Then he'd just be face.

Wait what if he's man but attorney but villain? Wouldn't that make him one and one halfs face?

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Nukazie
08/16/23 5:09:26 AM
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joker has that no kill rule or some shit

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Slayer_22
08/16/23 5:10:45 AM
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Nukazie posted...
joker has that no kill rule or some shit
What is the a lore reason Joker has a no kill rule? Is he stupid?

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Unknown5uspect
08/16/23 5:11:38 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
What is the a lore reason Joker has a no kill rule? Is he stupid?
Yes but also crazy

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Slayer_22
08/16/23 7:51:42 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Yes but also crazy
Is that the lore reason?

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McMarbles
08/16/23 7:56:05 AM
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Jonkers are wealthy Dutch landowners, so they probably dont want to draw attention to anything shady theyre up to.

Fun fact: the city of Yonkers was named after Jonkers.

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Kloe_Rinz
08/16/23 7:56:56 AM
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Why is he so serious?
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Slayer_22
08/16/23 8:16:56 AM
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McMarbles posted...
Jonkers are wealthy Dutch landowners, so they probably dont want to draw attention to anything shady theyre up to.

Fun fact: the city of Yonkers was named after Jonkers.
Jonkler was a wealthy Dutch landowner and he burned money worth more than at least $42 dollars cash? Is he stupid?

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Foppe
08/16/23 8:17:05 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/9/AAA_aCAAEwbR.jpg

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Turbam
08/16/23 11:00:34 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Guys I just made a new character what should I name him?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/7/AARI02AAEwZ_.jpg
D A M A G E D

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
08/16/23 11:09:51 AM
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AgentCoulson posted...
Guess we reddit now...

Always has been.

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Srk700
08/16/23 11:18:42 AM
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Because he's not as good at taking out Buttman as Bone is.
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creativerealms
08/16/23 11:20:19 AM
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Yes Jonker is stupid. Jonker is very stupid.

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Slayer_22
08/16/23 1:41:32 PM
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Turbam posted...
D A M A G E D
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/4/AARI02AAEweo.jpg

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Kaldrenthebold
08/16/23 1:53:15 PM
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Jookler is a cool guy

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