Current Events > Faux News says Biden is responsible for a hurricane hitting the west coast

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HylianFox
08/22/23 12:46:26 PM
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/fact-check-did-fox-news-215500964.html

Why do these morons always make Biden sound way more badass than he actually is?
Seems counterproductive...

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UnholyMudcrab
08/22/23 12:47:03 PM
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He should have just taken the presidential sharpie and drawn it going out to sea

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Devilanse333
08/22/23 12:54:14 PM
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I knew it. The Weather Dominator is real.

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itachi15243
08/22/23 12:55:49 PM
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How long until those Dark Brandon mugs have a hurricane behind them?

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manhookcardoor
08/22/23 12:57:41 PM
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Sooo, they bitch about climate change... then come up with something completely loony to counter it? Are they literal children?

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LightHawKnight
08/22/23 12:58:21 PM
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I really dont get stupid their viewers are, or the right is anymore. I mean on one hand Biden is an evil mastermind capable of controlling mother nature herself and on the other hand he is sleepy joe, too inept to be president.

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ellis123
08/22/23 12:59:03 PM
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Dark Brandon: Storm Wizard.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
08/22/23 12:59:18 PM
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They almost phrased it as a joke, but ended up saying it straight up, it seems.


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Ashethan
08/22/23 1:01:31 PM
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No wonder they're so afraid of WOKENESS. If Sleepy Joe can do this, what can awake Joe do?

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bigblu89
08/22/23 1:01:55 PM
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For a Conservative Joke it was actually one of the few I found funny.

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specialkid8
08/22/23 1:01:55 PM
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>named Hillary
>went to LIBERAL California which never gets hurricanes
>where's the lie

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Kurt_Russel
08/22/23 1:02:40 PM
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Thanks Obama

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UltimateWing
08/22/23 1:03:54 PM
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Biden has the power of a thousand suns. Controlling the weather means nothing to him.

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Irony
08/22/23 1:04:10 PM
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Biden

slayer of gods and summoner of storms

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The_Korey
08/22/23 1:05:04 PM
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Weather God Dark Brandon

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ShaneMcComez
08/22/23 1:05:21 PM
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If Biden was really that powerful, he would've directed a hurricane right into Fox News HQ and took that channel off air briefly. Forcing those Fox News hosts to have to work from their houses and having to do their shows via those shitty Zoom calls that occasionally glitch's and stops working due to weather interference.
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ai123
08/22/23 1:05:25 PM
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An open border is no border to a hurricane.

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Thompson
08/22/23 1:06:51 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
I really dont get stupid their viewers are, or the right is anymore. I mean on one hand Biden is an evil mastermind capable of controlling mother nature herself and on the other hand he is sleepy joe, too inept to be president.
The enemy being both strong and weak is taken directly from the fascist playbook.

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BakonBitz
08/22/23 1:07:42 PM
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I feel like this isn't the first time this happened, lol.

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SpawnShadow
08/22/23 1:08:04 PM
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Who do these jackholes think Biden is, the mayor of SimCity? I mean, really, if Dark Brandon really had that kind of power, why waste it on piddly little hurricanes that are hitting blue states when he can just conjure armies of kaiju to crush all of the red states any time he likes?

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hockeybub89
08/22/23 1:08:20 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
I really dont get stupid their viewers are, or the right is anymore. I mean on one hand Biden is an evil mastermind capable of controlling mother nature herself and on the other hand he is sleepy joe, too inept to be president.
"Ackshually they're criticizing his handlers, but just saying Biden because it covers everything!"

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COVxy
08/22/23 1:08:39 PM
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That was definitely a joke lol.

A shitty one, but a joke none-the-less.

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Srk700
08/22/23 1:10:56 PM
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All of the atrocities, plagues, and natural disasters in the history of the world was caused by Joe Biden and Barack Obama.
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Intro2Logic
08/22/23 1:12:47 PM
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COVxy posted...
That was definitely a joke lol.

A shitty one, but a joke none-the-less.
Yeah the reaction ITT is a little weird to me

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Westernwolf4
08/22/23 1:16:23 PM
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Devilanse333 posted...
I knew it. The Weather Dominator is real.

An eternity of swamp ass, AHHHHAHAHAHA!


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justaguy3492
08/22/23 1:18:26 PM
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Seems more like dog shit conservative humor than actually blaming him.

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Kradek
08/22/23 1:18:53 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
I really dont get stupid their viewers are, or the right is anymore. I mean on one hand Biden is an evil mastermind capable of controlling mother nature herself and on the other hand he is sleepy joe, too inept to be president.

A key component of fascist "victimhood" is making your enemies out to be the worst thing ever and also ineffectual. They referred to Obama as both "limp-wristed" and an "iron-fisted tyrant"

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Blue_Inigo
08/22/23 1:18:59 PM
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Dark Brandon is mighty

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NightRender
08/22/23 1:20:42 PM
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You'd think that they'd be happy Mexico got the worst of it.

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Jiek_Fafn
08/22/23 1:21:34 PM
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Im scared, guys. Do you think he'll finish construction of the Dark Pyramid soon?

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TheHorus
08/22/23 1:22:25 PM
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Biden was using only 5% of his power.

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AceMos
08/22/23 1:24:00 PM
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https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1693602948692037852

they also clame biden became a seneator in 1939

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Devilanse333
08/22/23 1:26:51 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Im scared, guys. Do you think he'll finish construction of the Dark Pyramid soon?

Dont forget the M.A.S.S. Device.

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Strider102
08/22/23 1:37:57 PM
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For a guy they claim is too old, unfit and suffering from dementia they sure give him a lot of different superpowers.

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VeggetaX
08/22/23 1:39:13 PM
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Our liberal champion has storm powers and he's gonna rekt the Repubs and their coal moaning lives.

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masterpug53
08/22/23 1:40:50 PM
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AceMos posted...
https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1693602948692037852


Trump's wall would've stopped the hurricane dead in its tracks. You would've heard a tremendous 'boing' across the entire American continent the moment Hilary bounced right off it.

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SpawnShadow
08/22/23 1:41:13 PM
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AceMos posted...
they also clame biden became a seneator in 1939
Never mind the fact that Biden wasn't even born until three years later.
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BurmesePenguin
08/22/23 1:44:19 PM
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All Biden had to do was take a sharpie and draw the hurricane path on a map as bending unnaturally away from mainland America.

But he hates America, so he didn't.

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LaLeyenda
08/22/23 1:46:47 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
For a Conservative Joke it was actually one of the few I found funny.
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DrizztLink
08/22/23 1:52:56 PM
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Here I am
Dark Brandon and a hurricane

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thronedfire2
08/22/23 2:02:02 PM
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AceMos posted...
https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1693602948692037852

they also clame biden became a seneator in 1939

should have nuked the hurricane like trump wanted to

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AbsolutelyNoOne
08/22/23 2:02:52 PM
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It's been said many times before, but it's a literal fascism guideline. Your enemy is simultaneously incredibly weak and has world-ending amounts of power.

They alternate between calling Biden Superman and calling him a sleepy old man every other hour. Which is it?

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SaikyoStyle
08/22/23 2:03:08 PM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
They almost phrased it as a joke, but ended up saying it straight up, it seems.
The right doesnt understand humor.

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Quezovercoatl
08/22/23 2:08:06 PM
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COVxy posted...
That was definitely a joke lol.

A shitty one, but a joke none-the-less.
Jokes should make some kind of sense. "Bad things are kind of like people we don't like" is barely a coherent thought, let alone a joke. Is that really the best conservative humor can do?
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TwigsthePnoDude
08/22/23 2:11:40 PM
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This hurricane Hilary should try that in a small town.

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ROBANN_88
08/22/23 2:14:29 PM
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surely, if we had just built Trumps wall, none of this would happen /s

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COVxy
08/22/23 2:14:58 PM
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Quezovercoatl posted...
Jokes should make some kind of sense. "Bad things are kind of like people we don't like" is barely a coherent thought, let alone a joke. Is that really the best conservative humor can do?

I mean, the joke is "our borders are so open we let anybody in, even hurricanes!"

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Turbam
08/22/23 2:16:10 PM
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He's after the conservative state of California

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specialkid8
08/22/23 6:32:34 PM
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AbsolutelyNoOne posted...
It's been said many times before, but it's a literal fascism guideline. Your enemy is simultaneously incredibly weak and has world-ending amounts of power.

They alternate between calling Biden Superman and calling him a sleepy old man every other hour. Which is it?
I know CEmen are itching to call conservatives Nazis at any given opportunity but this is a pretty standard play for any politics. You want to make them seem weak in comparison but whenever they actually do something you don't like you can just say " see what they're allowed to get away with?" These guys have been called fascists at least three separate times in this topic for making a bad joke. Maybe calm down a bit.

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ClayGuida
08/22/23 6:40:22 PM
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While their base eats this shit up, the independents they need to actually win state wide and national elections continue to move away from being active Republican voters.

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