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BignutzisBack
08/28/23 4:36:33 PM
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Nobody's stopping you

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Accolon
08/28/23 4:37:06 PM
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What about my pants?

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SrRd_RacinG
08/28/23 4:37:25 PM
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That's actually pretty solid advice, unless it's diarrhea. Then it's soggy, loose advice.

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LinkDaLunatic
08/28/23 4:37:35 PM
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Accolon posted...
What about my pants?
they aren't stopping you either
you can poop right in those pants

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Naysaspace
08/28/23 4:39:28 PM
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harken back to the days when your teacher would be in a bad mood and wouldn't let kids go to the bathroom. Oh, the good ole 90's. One kid pissed himself and the teacher got put on administrative leave after that lol. substitutes for a week! Once I had the shits and a teacher said I "used all my bathroom priviledges" so i just walked out and used the toilet anyways. He sent me to the office but the receiving lady looked like she'd already had enough of this teachers' shit for the week too.
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Torgo
08/28/23 4:39:40 PM
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https://youtu.be/C0aWrDcM988

Best line in cinema history.

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nexigrams
08/28/23 4:40:03 PM
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Holding it in is often is the root cause of chronic constipation. Once you get backed up it can start a vicious cycle of staying backed up. Never hold in your poops.

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Were_Wyrm
08/28/23 4:40:13 PM
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I do, then I magic it away.

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LinkDaLunatic
08/28/23 4:41:06 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
I do, then I magic it away.
if magicking it away is an option, why not just magic it away from inside your colon?

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CyrusV
08/28/23 4:58:29 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ9qsXu34SM

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SaikyoStyle
08/28/23 5:02:36 PM
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Aw dang it
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Aressar
08/28/23 5:05:34 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
Aw dang it
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You shat on the floor! Congratulations!

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Homeless_Waifu
08/28/23 5:09:37 PM
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The stench it produces, the people around you reacting to the sound of you dumping a load, the potential for insects that may be attracted to the stench of literal waste, the feelings of regret and self hatred that come into play when aformentioned chain of events happen simultaneously!

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