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UnfairRepresent
09/01/23 10:45:49 PM
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https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/51449/last-words-and-final-moments-38-presidents

Missing from the list is George H.W Bush whose last words were "I love you, too to his sonGeorge W Bush

James K. Polk has to take the cake
"I love you, Sarah. For all eternity, I love you."
Polk is reported to have said this to his wife who was at his side when he died of cholera at the age of 53.

Millard Fillmore has the lamest
The nourishment is palatable."
After being given some soup

One day soon we're gonna not only have the last words but also the president's last tweets.

Imagine of one Trump's deranged all caps rants slotting in there. None of these men could have comprehended that.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/01/23 10:47:14 PM
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Lincoln: Huh?

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UnfairRepresent
09/01/23 10:51:58 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Lincoln: Huh?

Lincoln was shot in the back of the head.

His last words were: She wont think anything about it. His remark was to his wife, who was wondering what their friend Miss Harris would say about them holding hands in public.

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ShaneMcComez
09/01/23 11:04:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
One day soon we're gonna not only have the last words but also the president's last tweets.

Imagine of one Trump's deranged all caps rants slotting in there. None of these men could have comprehended that.
Will we get a final tweet from Trump? Or will he continue tweeting after he's passed away just like what happened to Herman Cain 3 years ago? I'm sure Republicans would have no problem propping Trump up and using him like a puppet, while his family has no qualms about it as long as they profit from it.

Also sure there will be a big discussion amongst presidential historians in the future in that which tweet was actually Trump's final one and which ones afterwards were from his aides.

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UnfairRepresent
09/01/23 11:07:06 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Because every living president's "last words" have already changed since I made this topic and aren't recorded.

Ya know, since they're alive and talking to people?

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DementedDurian
09/01/23 11:08:30 PM
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Hey, why not the undead presidents as well?

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EmilyTheCEman
09/01/23 11:09:13 PM
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William McKinleys were touching (he got assassinated):

Relatives and friends gathered around the death bed. The first lady sobbed over him, saying, "I want to go, too. I want to go, too." Her husband replied, "We are all going, we are all going. God's will be done, not ours", and with final strength put an arm around her.

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Questionmarktarius
09/01/23 11:10:15 PM
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Thomas Jefferson: "Adams survives"
John Adams: "Jefferson survives"

They died the same day.
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Zikten
09/01/23 11:10:37 PM
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Trump's last words will be "crooked Biden crime family"

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EmilyTheCEman
09/01/23 11:11:35 PM
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Zikten posted...
Trump's last words will be "crooked Biden crime family"

I expect them to be I said TRIPLE bacon classic!

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Questionmarktarius
09/01/23 11:12:56 PM
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I expect Carter's last words to be "prop me up on the tablesaw"
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UnfairRepresent
09/01/23 11:14:26 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Thomas Jefferson: "Adams survives"
John Adams: "Jefferson survives"

They died the same day.
They did indeed die the same day and that was Adams' last words

But Jefferson's last words were "No, doctor, nothing more,"

He also noted that it was July 4th earlier in the day and seemed well aware that he was going to die that day

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MrMallard
09/01/23 11:21:06 PM
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"hey what are you doing in my cell" - Donald Trump

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Villain_S_Fiend
09/01/23 11:35:53 PM
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William Henry Harrison: "I died in thirty days!"

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