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09/06/23 11:02:16 AM
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Cocytus
09/06/23 1:59:10 PM
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Hell yes, no matter what, unless the unthinkable happens.

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stormtrooper634
09/06/23 1:59:44 PM
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ah to be young

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noisetank
09/06/23 2:02:40 PM
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i just clogged my SIL's toilet the other day lmao

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Cocytus
09/06/23 2:07:57 PM
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stormtrooper634 posted...
ah to be young
I'll be 49 this year.

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Questionmarktarius
09/06/23 2:14:08 PM
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Cocytus
09/06/23 2:15:42 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/1/AAEhCpAAE0PN.jpg
Hahaha

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Freddie_Mercury
09/06/23 2:36:58 PM
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these cheeks have never touched a public toilet and never will

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mustachedmystic
09/06/23 2:39:45 PM
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My body does this weird thing where one BM in the morning is never enough, and sometimes I cant avoid shitting at work.

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Cocytus
09/06/23 2:41:14 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
My body does this weird thing where one BM in the morning is never enough, and sometimes I cant avoid shitting at work.
I've trained my body to go in the morning.

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LeCh0nk
09/06/23 2:41:39 PM
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noisetank posted...
i just clogged my SIL's toilet the other day lmao
get more fiber into your diet

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brestugo
09/06/23 2:44:04 PM
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Sea, Air, Land.

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brestugo
09/06/23 2:44:48 PM
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noisetank posted...
i just clogged my SIL's toilet the other day lmao

Territory marked.

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noisetank
09/06/23 2:44:54 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
get more fiber into your diet

i eat mini wheats everyday i swear.

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mustachedmystic
09/06/23 2:45:03 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
get more fiber into your diet
Back when I was eating more fiber than I am now, My BMs were huge. Sometimes they were so big, I would have to put on a nitrile globe, and break it up just to get it to go down.

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Quorthon109
09/06/23 2:47:42 PM
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I cant recall shitting in a public restroom as an adult, and only a handful of times at friends/relatives. Definitely something I avoid if possible.

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modena
09/06/23 3:18:40 PM
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I shit at work and at the library if I have to.

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Trumble
09/06/23 3:22:58 PM
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No, I also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister at home.

Family Guy reference, mods.

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Cocytus
09/07/23 10:51:13 AM
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See, I knew a lot of people do it at home exclusively.

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Cocytus
09/07/23 10:54:40 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I don't go out of town. But you just have to find the the bathroom you trust the most.

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MedeaLysistrata
09/07/23 10:55:58 AM
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No, this is the worst science class in all of history

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Laserion
09/07/23 10:58:31 AM
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Something about dollars and dimes and company time.
I only miss my bidet at home. Sometimes I reach for the knob, only to realize it's not there.

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Karovorak
09/07/23 11:01:52 AM
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Sorry, but I have to ask:

How are you guys still alive?

I regulary do my number 2 at work at least.
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Giant_Aspirin
09/07/23 11:06:08 AM
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mostly, yeah. i feel comfortable going at work, so no reservations there. but if im out in other places i only go if its an emergency which doesn't happen often

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Ivynn
09/07/23 11:08:29 AM
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Yes, don't care what anyone says, I do not use public toilets. Pooping at work has never been an issue tho, go figure.

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Auto_Chrisbot
09/07/23 2:16:38 PM
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I'm doing a number 2 right now as I type this.

GameFaqqing while pooping FTW!

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Bass
09/07/23 2:17:42 PM
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It's my preference and I'll try my best to not go other places, but if I gotta go I gotta go. I hate the US for not adopting bidets, though.

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Cocytus
09/07/23 2:18:16 PM
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Auto_Chrisbot posted...
I'm doing a number 2 right now as I type this.

GameFaqqing while pooping FTW!
Please tell me that you clean your phone.

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MarcoRubio
09/07/23 2:19:04 PM
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I see most of you shit all over this very board

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LeoRavus
09/07/23 2:21:26 PM
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I have no problem dropping a deuce anywhere. If it's a public toilet I do it like this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/0/AABulwAAE0ce.jpg

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mercurydude
09/07/23 2:22:17 PM
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Speaking as someone who's taken a shit in the woods, I'd rather do that than use the public facilities.

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Dreepapult
09/07/23 2:22:53 PM
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I poop at work almost every day

And that's most of the time after already pooping in the morning at home.

2 times a day is normal for me

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Cocytus
09/07/23 2:28:56 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
I poop at work almost every day

And that's most of the time after already pooping in the morning at home.

2 times a day is normal for me
Dang what you be eating?

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Dreepapult
09/07/23 2:29:31 PM
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Dunno lol

Always been that way.

Dad and brother like that too lol

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mustachedmystic
09/07/23 2:43:20 PM
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Almost every morning, I have to take 2 or 3 shits to completely empty my bowels. Today, I had to go times.

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C_Pain
09/07/23 2:44:29 PM
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I never understood that. Obviously in an ideal world I would only go at home but that's not practical. How do people hold it in all day at work/school/etc.?

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Philip027
09/07/23 2:45:29 PM
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I try to avoid public restrooms in general unless I absolutely have to use one.
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Cocytus
09/07/23 2:45:35 PM
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C_Pain posted...
I never understood that. Obviously in an ideal world I would only go at home but that's not practical. How do people hold it in all day at work/school/etc.?
You let it go in the morning. You can train your body to do like this.

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Auto_Chrisbot
09/07/23 2:47:43 PM
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Cocytus posted...

Please tell me that you clean your phone.


I use my laptop in the bathroom, on my bathroom's laptop table.

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C_Pain
09/07/23 4:33:42 PM
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Cocytus posted...
You let it go in the morning. You can train your body to do like this.
Do you only go once a day? I go in the morning and still have to go later in the afternoon at least some days.

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Questionmarktarius
09/07/23 4:35:01 PM
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C_Pain posted...
I go in the morning and still have to go later in the afternoon at least some days.
The most annoying poops are the "I just got out the damn shower!" ones.
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MedeaLysistrata
09/07/23 4:36:02 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The most annoying poops are the "I just got out the damn shower!" ones.
Last person you shared a meal with?

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Questionmarktarius
09/07/23 4:38:24 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Last person you shared a meal with?
...in the shower?
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Apodyopsist
09/07/23 4:41:30 PM
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I prefer doing it at home, obviously. However if nature's calling I'll answer.

Meanwhile I'm pretty sure my SIL's family waits to do it if they have even an inkling they'll be over our house. Those mfers form a god damn train to shit up the guest bathroom.

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Questionmarktarius
09/07/23 4:43:11 PM
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Apodyopsist posted...
Those mfers form a god damn train to shit up the guest bathroom.
Padded toilet seat?
Those are nice.
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PraetorXyn
09/07/23 4:43:25 PM
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Basically. Unless I have no other choice. I used to keep a roll of good toilet paper in my desk drawer at work.

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Auto_Chrisbot
09/07/23 4:46:57 PM
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I do 3 - 5 poops a day on average. Most of them at home.

Most of my GameFaqqing is done while pooping. I'm literally shitposting right now.

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