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wanderingshade
09/29/23 1:15:47 AM
#101:


Complaining about not being outplayed when he gets put in a corner and normal thrown like 5 times. Phil has better reactions on repeating his catch phrases than he does doing a fucking anti-air.

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BurmesePenguin
09/29/23 3:57:21 PM
#102:


Phil is having an old fashioned melty about Mortal Kombat shipping with a glitch that was finally fixed after being found by fans, basically saying that Ed Boon needs to step down over this debacle or some shit along those lines.

Basically MK1 made Phil really angry because he was bad at it and it didn't have Street Fighter protection levels in his heart, so he's holding a grudge against an inanimate object and everyone associated with its development and going full toxicity against the head of Netherrealms because a game he's not even playing had a debilitating glitch in it. In his mind, Ed Boon stole 120 dollars from Phil by making him buy the game.

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LightningAce11
09/29/23 8:10:18 PM
#103:


Went on a cope rant about how his content is meaningful because he curates it.

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dancing_cactuar
09/29/23 9:25:30 PM
#104:


LightningAce11 posted...
Went on a cope rant about how his content is meaningful because he curates it.
This is the absolute dumbest definition of why content is meaningful, by that extension the literal garbage in my garbage can is meaningful.

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dancing_cactuar
09/30/23 1:32:05 AM
#105:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/6/AAZroiAAE4m0.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq3_JwjmmZ8
Some payback time, huh.

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wanderingshade
09/30/23 1:46:35 AM
#106:


I hate that his winrate is way higher than mine.

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LightningAce11
09/30/23 2:32:11 AM
#107:


Phil has a flowchart of his own that gets blown up by good players. He did smurf for a while on 2 accounts remember. Plus he beats up his dents in the fan lobbies.

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wanderingshade
09/30/23 2:33:22 AM
#108:


He still has like a 63% winrate across ranked on that account.

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BurmesePenguin
09/30/23 2:46:40 AM
#109:


I remember when he just started Blanka on PS5 and got put in Platinum he had something like a 48 or 68 win streak because he was smurfing so hard.

Honestly Phil is probably pretty alright at the game and the detractors saying he's "utter garbage" are overstating the point for effect (or because they don't know what they're talking about). But he's also obviously not nearly as good as he thinks he is and the enjoyment is to be found in that disconnect where he has a giant baby tantrum because reality hits him in the face.

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LightningAce11
09/30/23 4:56:05 AM
#110:


Phil isnt bad per say, he just gets tilted and loses when he cant predict.

Detractors who have fought him say he plays very slow and reactive which leads to anti airs and punishes. Phil having to go on offense is where he is weak.

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Balnazarr
09/30/23 10:50:29 AM
#111:


I dont know why or how he is getting all these tips. He's hitting the tips gola every single day now. It's weird.
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b_nolan
09/30/23 11:48:17 AM
#112:


Balnazarr posted...
I dont know why or how he is getting all these tips. He's hitting the tips gola every single day now. It's weird.
Its the same 2 people and there sock accounts tipping him

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BurmesePenguin
09/30/23 11:50:19 AM
#113:


He got some chargebacks last night and lowered the tips amount of the stream in the middle of the stream to correspond to how much the guy charging back had given, saying it was fake that he was wearing a hat.

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BurmesePenguin
10/01/23 6:39:09 AM
#114:


Phil had some noteable nonsense moments last night. He's complaining about cross play in SF6 because PC players are have better connections or something. I googled it and you can literally turn off crossplay, so him whining is classic Phil. Also he whined about MK1 not having crossplay so I dunno what he wants.

He also went on a long rant about how he's a content curator rather than a content creator. The entire rant is based on him listening to a troll (I assume) emailing him a false definition of 'curator' while praising him so he automatically just accepted it.

Blah blah balh everyone else is a shill and a muppet, I'm different because [insert 0.001% difference of no significance except because he says so]

He thinks that people who start "hating" on him have no clue why, they just listen to OUT OF CONTEXT detractor videos that mean nothing. He is literally under the impression that it is impossible for people to listen to the utter nonsense coming out of his mouth and getting a negative impression of him.

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TonyKojima
10/01/23 7:43:15 AM
#115:


All I remember about this guy is he sucks badly at any game he's playing and forgot to turn off his stream before jerking off.

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b_nolan
10/01/23 8:18:26 PM
#116:


Phil hasn't spent big on WWE Champions in weeks, This really makes me think the recent "behind the scenes drama" has something to do what that.

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LightningAce11
10/01/23 8:19:42 PM
#117:


Hes getting angry that people are sneaking in detractor content to dsp reacts. He threatened them by saying I know who you are.

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dancing_cactuar
10/02/23 3:03:00 PM
#118:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eJ0oL8gqtw
The copium is beyond belief.

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wanderingshade
10/02/23 4:35:32 PM
#119:


I feel better. I already have more wins with A.K.I than DSP and I've played like 50 less ranked matches than him.

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LightningAce11
10/02/23 4:41:11 PM
#120:


wanderingshade posted...
I feel better. I already have more wins with A.K.I than DSP and I've played like 50 less ranked matches than him.
Ack ack ack your moves must be coming out. Dsp has a personalized version of street fighter where none of his moves work.

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Balnazarr
10/03/23 1:21:59 AM
#121:


Got wrecked at master. PC gamers are cheating because "they tweak their operating systems to make the game run better..

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LightningAce11
10/03/23 1:46:58 AM
#122:


Lol I saw that. He also ranted about rollback netcode saying it guesses the frames and gives him the worst ones while rolling back his opponents mistakes.

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BurmesePenguin
10/03/23 1:52:09 AM
#123:


Balnazarr posted...
Got wrecked at master. PC gamers are cheating because "they tweak their operating systems to make the game run better..
Again, you can turn crossplay off.

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Balnazarr
10/03/23 2:14:29 AM
#124:


LightningAce11 posted...
Lol I saw that. He also ranted about rollback netcode saying it guesses the frames and gives him the worst ones while rolling back his opponents mistakes.

None of what he says makes any sense. But, if you try and say otherwise he LIMbs you in an instant. After all we all know he is never wrong and always right.
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Nintendo_Porn
10/03/23 2:25:27 AM
#125:


Balnazarr posted...
None of what he says makes any sense. But, if you try and say otherwise he LIMbs you in an instant. After all we all know he is never wrong and always right.

It's really gross that that's the way he is...that is a child, not a man.

It was...cathartic to watch him turn into a bitch on the side strollers podcast - when he can't ban people/insult them his worst fear is realized - that people see how submissive, timid, and bitch made he actually is. Still, i feel sorry for him...that podcast was a pivotal moment in his life where he could have admit to lying, and be a man for the first time in a decade as it's hard to admit to addiction. It was either his narcissism, or we all knowing he committed a felony, so he's in too deep to come clean.

He's on borrowed time.

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BurmesePenguin
10/03/23 3:42:54 PM
#126:


Phil is having a giant tinfoil hat conspiracy session about how the only reason good players are playing on pc is because they found a secret "way to get the game to perform better

I can't even with this fucking nutter.

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wanderingshade
10/03/23 3:49:32 PM
#127:


DARVO is a top level pignosis spell.

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BurmesePenguin
10/03/23 3:55:20 PM
#128:


He's on a massive meltdown about how the only way he can win at the game is to buy a 3,000 dollar high end gaming pc otherwise everyone has unfair advantages.

PHIL.

YOU CAN TURN CROSSPLAY OFF.

But of course then you can't complain about the people beating you having an unfair advantage so you won't.

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Nintendo_Porn
10/03/23 4:24:02 PM
#129:


He's a liar, and a moron who wants a toy he's not smart enough to handle.

If he knew shit about gaming computers he could get one that meets all his needs for less than 500 bucks as prices are good right now - since he's a damn crackhead with no money sense he thinks throwing money at a problem will fix it/give him preme features.

What type of "man" takes advantage of people like this!? It's so gross people like him exist in this world.

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LightningAce11
10/03/23 4:31:23 PM
#130:


Some other youtuber tried to give him advice on donations and goals, dsp ignored him.

The youtuber tipped him and made a joke so he got banned.

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Zikten
10/03/23 4:37:53 PM
#131:


how does he stream without a pc? I thought you had to have a good pc to even be a streamer. Even if you aren't gaming on the pc
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BurmesePenguin
10/03/23 4:38:47 PM
#132:


He has a laptop he uses for streaming but it's old and bad so he can't play on it while using it to stream.

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dancing_cactuar
10/03/23 5:07:11 PM
#133:


Of course it goes without saying that this dude is a fucking liar, but someone did a breakdown of his plays last night in Street Fighter given this anti PC copium he's huffing like an addict, and his win/loss ratio against PC players is near identical to his win/loss ratio against console players. Fucking hang up the jacket and stop playing Street Fighter, Dave.

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LightningAce11
10/03/23 5:51:35 PM
#134:


Most of his losses are when he goes on offense which is very basic. Low forward into hop is all he does even on hit so he becomes insanely predictable.

We even had a moment last night where an opponent did wake up throw and he said nooooo you were supposed to ex dp

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LightningAce11
10/04/23 7:01:43 PM
#135:


He brought up his wife again. Talked about how she played starfield and he whined to her that he wasn't getting the same attention from it and called his fans hypocrites for losing interest.

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Zikten
10/04/23 7:02:35 PM
#136:


Does she also stream?
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BurmesePenguin
10/05/23 1:41:38 AM
#137:


LightningAce11 posted...
He brought up his wife again. Talked about how she played starfield and he whined to her that he wasn't getting the same attention from it and called his fans hypocrites for losing interest.
In the same podcast he also said he was disappointed with the game and wasn't excited to play it again.

Rules for thee who gives me money, but not for me.

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Nintendo_Porn
10/05/23 4:00:49 AM
#138:


DSP's Blanka is very dangerous, but he has a terrible ability to adapt like some boss battle - he has a pattern like starting with a...drive rush at the start? It only takes two or three rounds to see all he's capable of. I deal with this two, but what does him in is losing his cool when things don't go his way. Twenty says that fight stick is broken by the end of the year.

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LightningAce11
10/05/23 4:24:55 AM
#139:


Lmao! He got washed by a Ken and ranted about Tony Cannon, saying he was the reason for the lag in SF6 and all the drops.

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Balnazarr
10/05/23 9:53:59 AM
#140:


Last night's stream was so utterly delusional. This man is mentally unwell. He came off raving like an absolute lunatic.
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wanderingshade
10/05/23 12:31:02 PM
#141:


He might not be a clinical Narcissist but he sure has learned Narcissist traits.

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BurmesePenguin
10/05/23 12:32:07 PM
#142:


Hes 100% a clinical narcissist.

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b_nolan
10/05/23 1:13:07 PM
#143:


He's literally the textbook definition of a narcissist

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wanderingshade
10/05/23 1:20:00 PM
#144:


I'm not saying he's not narcissistic, I'm just saying I don't think he has NPD and it's not genetic, he's just narcissistic because of his environment.

Maybe I'm wrong and he does have NPD.

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dancing_cactuar
10/05/23 9:53:21 PM
#145:


The guy is trending on twitter again, detractors punching the air right now!
https://twitter.com/ScrubQuotesX/status/1709931697469296695

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BurmesePenguin
10/06/23 1:36:49 PM
#146:


https://twitter.com/rinothebouncer/status/1710298958193389817?s=46&t=MclOgjiC_DZiKahxLVoZDg

I sense a 20-30 minute meltdown rant coming in today's prestream

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BurmesePenguin
10/06/23 8:56:38 PM
#147:


Phil is sending Starfield to ban world for being disappointing due to no innovation (aka: low tips).

Even though at the start of the playthrough he was literally defending the game from non-paying fans saying he never expected anything more than fallout in space and if they did they had the wrong expectations.

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Zikten
10/06/23 9:01:22 PM
#148:


And I believe he claimed Starfield was going to be so much better than Baldur's Gate 3
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dancing_cactuar
10/06/23 9:02:59 PM
#149:


I hope he gets bombarded with even more Baldur's Gate III requests now that this shit happened, lmao.

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Bad_Mojo
10/06/23 9:47:37 PM
#150:


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