Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator

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b_nolan posted...

Phil hasn't spent big on WWE Champions in weeks, This really makes me think the recent "behind the scenes drama" has something to do what that.

I've been saying it for years. He's writing WWE Champions off on his taxes as a business expense, which is illegal because he doesn't cover that for his channel. I hope the tax people figured it out

Bad_Mojo posted...

I've been saying it for years. He's writing WWE Champions off on his taxes as a business expense, which is illegal because he doesn't cover that for his channel. I hope the tax people figured it out

I think the more likely scenario is that Kat convinced him to cut back on the spending or he realized that he's making less then he has in years and he simply can't afford to be dropping hundreds on Champions every week.

lmao first he drops mk1 then starfield

I wonder what he would do if like 98% of his audience demanded Baldurs Gate 3

Zikten posted...

I wonder what he would do if like 98% of his audience demanded Baldurs Gate 3

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/8/AAQmNRAAE6Go.jpg

I think DSP would really enjoy BG3 because of the dice rolling. I'm pretty sure he's just a afraid of the mayture kantant because he's a married man

Someone told Phil that a player he was being his usual toxic self to in SF6 last night and accusing of cheating was actually a professional player, so phil is lying down like a curred dog and apolozing because he realizes he can't just throw out his insane conspiracy theories about people who actually know what they're doing, or in general against people whose identity is known.

Who was it exactly?

Zikten posted...

And I believe he claimed Starfield was going to be so much better than Baldur's Gate 3

He did.
He literally claimed everyone would forget about BG3 when Starfield released lol

https://youtu.be/f-ZEErjezWU?si=hxlRmWOZq-3veQG_

He has to explain every single death.

"Here's a wordy breakdown of the exact details that prove it's not my fault."

You fucking died in a video game against a tough boss. It's not that complicated and it's not something that requires a thesis explanation. It's just something that happens to people.

Allow me to explain

no, how about no

Lmao he watched a dsp laughing compilation video and got triggered by chatters saying it sounds like ack ack ack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNTlgMyf9dQ
I know it's mentioned in the comments, but everyone in that COD lobby could hear him begging. Imagine you go play COD, and then in your lobby you hear some guy begging to an unknown group of people to send him money constantly, and you can't tell him to shut up because he preemptively muted everyone.

I don't think DSP plays with voice chat.

"If I'm having fun playing a game I should be getting support" was a direct quote from Phil today

How does DSP have ANY viewers? He's so bad at video games, it's not even fun to watch him ironically.

Lmao OIC is jealous of the attention derich gets when derich doesnt even donate.

Phil was talking about how awesome his high tier tips animations are and it's a shame if people don't get to see them. Then he leaned into the microphone and quietly said "of course if someone tips me 50 or 100 dollars right now we all get to see them."

Literally a few days ago Phil was telling his chat that he is aware that he sometimes begs too much and he can't control himself. He's not even remotely trying.

Sharashaska posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/3/AAc4wZAAE0T7.jpg

He has aged terribly over the years

Phil is shitting on other streams who had a hard time with the final boss in Lies of P because Phil beat him pretty easily.

Also according to Phil his chat helped him find a secret item that auto parries.

I don't know enough about Lies of P to tell if that is as OP as it sounds, but from what I've seen and played (the demo) it sounds just broken.

Regardless, he just can't keep himself from being a toxic joke with the mentality of a 13 year old call of duty player.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil is shitting on other streams who had a hard time with the final boss in Lies of P because Phil beat him pretty easily.

Also Dave:
https://youtu.be/f-ZEErjezWU?si=Q4erw0tCPtyUHw8L&t=117

Phil's pay day this month is a weekend, so he will be paid 2 days later than normal.

Phil direct quote: "The delay will actually kill me"

He's back to the "2 big bills" excuse

Phil is almost dying because his youtube payment is 2 days delayed, so everyone has to step up and give him extra money.

But also tomorrow he is going to waste money on a halloween costume.

According to DSP the reason his streamers get low support: trolls. TROLLS. TROLLS. TROLLS. Also his Landscapers are watching his stream and purposely come to cut grass when he streams.

He wants to take out a second mortgage so he can put some money into savings....umm I don't think that's a good idea

DSP thinks instant cash back dealership deals are "free money" so he probably thinks second mortgage or remortgaging is "free money" too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqE4pjPAEBY

he's gone insane. PC players cheat because they react to his drive impact and always jump when he tries to grab.

Someone in chat disagreed with him. Instant 'ACK ACK UR A MORON FK U' LIMB.

How sad that capcom sold 2 glitchy copies of sf6 to a guy with a faulty $400 fight stick

is it just me or does snort hogan and dsp memeology upload their vids at the same time and are usually the same length

LightningAce11 posted...

How sad that capcom sold 2 glitchy copies of sf6 to a guy with a faulty $400 fight stick

Imagine super chatting that...not giving him shit though.

Another beg segment, he needs money for games and groceries. Dont listen to detractors and idiots in the chat who say I need to budget responsibly.

Is it not possible in the land of America to change the due date of your monthly bills? He keeps saying this is a uniquely bad situation because his bills are due like a day after youtube normally pays him and the payment is delayed.

See, if I was a logical person who knew my payment sometimes get delayed a couple of days, I would call the company that I pay money to and ask if I could change the due date of the bill like... 7 days after the date of my payment. Maybe 14 days.

But I guess it's possible Phil is self-aware enough that he knows he wouldn't have money for the bills if they don't have to get paid immediately.

But also, I just find this grotesque. Basically, according to his narrative, his economy is on potential collapse. Didn't stop him buying a superflouous halloween costume. Didn't stop him not going out with his wife for an expensive dinner for one week. Won't stop him from buying video games.

It's only a month or two ago that he claimed his economy had recovered enough that he wasn't on the brink of financial ruin, but a literal two day delay of his payment is making his life fall apart if people don't give him more tips.

^ Have you ever been acquainted with a crackhead? they use the same tactics to garner sympathy always crying poor, and just needing that min amount of money to make ends meet, but the ruin never comes no matter what they get or don't get all the while acting like their current situation isn't their fault.

Says he mignt not be able to pay his bills on time this month but could take his wife out for a big seafood dinner on Thursday

Dsp actually said delay based netcode is better than rollback because he gets his moves.

But look at any fighting game hes played with delay based and he does the same excuses.

I subscribe to like 10 different detractors and I only got like 4 clips posted total from yesterday's stream so far.

Seemingly literally nothing interesting happened.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp actually said delay based netcode is better than rollback because he gets his moves.

But look at any fighting game hes played with delay based and he does the same excuses.

He was "getting hit for no reason" and was "blahking that dood" in SF4 all the time. Same with "no super" or "the game did jumping heavy punch instead of dragon punch".

I have no words https://twitter.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1713625339270729920?t=bLhpCUXn8PkJw24o1nrHNQ&s=19

I don't get it.

Just that he looks stupid?

That's every day.

$889 on WWE Champions, he's back boys

b_nolan posted...

$889 on WWE Champions, he's back boys

DSP when they release the new Ultra Rare Hulk Hogan:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/2/AARI02AAE78W.jpg

b_nolan posted...

$889 on WWE Champions, he's back boys

LOOKS LIKE WWE CHAMPIONS IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

Made it $850 in tips last week because he said he needed extra because he might miss his bull payments this month, and now this. Makes you think.

DSP scolded viewers for asking people to donate. Dont bother people for money you morahns! Only dsp is allowed to beg.

He's wearing a shirt so tight today that you clearly see his man boobs are a solid B cup

https://twitter.com/TjGamebox/status/1714007311935480294?t=KfO7dujtX2XJvbyIb6PKFw&s=19

Dsp literally just said he works harder than someone who does a 9-5 job everyday.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp literally just said he works harder than someone who does a 9-5 job everyday.

this is from the same guy who compared grocery shopping to a workout