Current Events > The Onion breaking news: Biden gets facelift to ease worries about his age.

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For the most part, I like Biden, but this gave me a good laugh (I trust his judgment over someone like Trump, DeSantis, or MTG any day of the week).

https://www.theonion.com/biden-attempts-to-ease-worries-about-his-age-with-drama-1850814132

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/7/AACYYCAAE0hH.jpg

WASHINGTONAmid startled screams and gasps as the 46th commander in chief addressed the country, President Joe Biden attempted to ease worries about his age Thursday with a dramatic facelift. My fellow Americans, people will try and argue that Im unfit for office, but as you can see, Im feeling younger than ever, said the 80-year-old Biden, who then struggled to work his mouth into a flirty pout after various cosmetic procedures left him with overly tight skin and lips and cheeks swollen with filler. While Republicans say I should retire, I promise you, Im not going anywhere. In many ways, I still feel like a teenager! And I look like one, too. At press time, Bidens face had reportedly collapsed after the president attempted to wink and several hundred stitches burst out of his hairline.

my mother says that Biden has had a lot of plastic surgery

let me tell you how 1 year is a massive amount of time for a lot of people and a lot can happen

Looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene