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MAR10_KarT
09/09/23 7:23:29 PM
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And that camp is nudity required at the entrance every time you visit her

would you take her?

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Lukey_Bug
09/09/23 7:24:08 PM
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Ok. I'm not ashamed of my body

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DeadBankerDream
09/09/23 7:24:34 PM
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That sounds annoying.

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MAR10_KarT
09/09/23 7:33:27 PM
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^trust me being naked isnt as bad as people think

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KnightofShikari
09/09/23 7:34:33 PM
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MAR10_KarT posted...
^trust me being naked isnt as bad as people think
you haven't seen me naked

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DeadBankerDream
09/09/23 7:34:53 PM
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That's not what I meant. It just sounds like a annoying restriction to have undertake every time I visit my girlfriend. I would probably just stop visiting her to save myself the pain.

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TerraSeeker
09/09/23 7:41:40 PM
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I guess. Sacrifices must be made for the perfect girl.

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uwnim
09/09/23 7:53:25 PM
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Don't think I can do it. I much prefer wearing clothes than being naked.

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bigtiggie23
09/09/23 8:05:23 PM
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Sure why not? I'd get used to it.

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MAR10_KarT
09/10/23 6:25:55 PM
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Bump

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Xatrion
09/10/23 6:39:05 PM
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Is there an etiquette for boners? Or is it considered a compliment?

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King_Rial
09/10/23 6:41:38 PM
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Easy deal. I hate clothes. I'd be nude if I could.

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The_Wheelman1
09/10/23 6:43:32 PM
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I dont know. Seeing each other naked all the time can do more harm to our sex life than good. It doesn't feel special anymore.

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ReDaZnDraGoN97
09/10/23 6:49:58 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Is there an etiquette for boners? Or is it considered a compliment?

You wont be getting many of them once you get used to going to nudist resorts. A boner happens once then goes down fast once youre used to being naked.

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bigtiggie23
09/10/23 6:58:03 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Is there an etiquette for boners? Or is it considered a compliment?
There will most likely be a lot of older unattractive nude people there who will kill your boner pretty quickly.

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Jiburas
09/10/23 7:30:48 PM
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Sounds like win-win to me
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Aristoph
09/10/23 7:34:29 PM
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ReDaZnDraGoN97 posted...
You wont be getting many of them once you get used to going to nudist resorts. A boner happens once then goes down fast once youre used to being naked.

You say that, but as an exhibitionist I can say it never gets less exciting to me...

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Naysaspace
09/10/23 7:36:09 PM
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considering it's below 0 like 8 months a year here, no. that's some real self-harm style mascocism right there
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Euripides
09/10/23 7:38:34 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Is there an etiquette for boners? Or is it considered a compliment?

People who live in nudist colonies are not boner-worthy

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The_Korey
09/10/23 7:51:47 PM
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If you're a functional adult with your own place, you kould just... not... stay at her place ever. Meet her at other places. Pick her up/drop her off at the gates. She spends nights at your place. Etc.

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MAR10_KarT
09/11/23 1:33:54 AM
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^she'll eventually want you to come to her house

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OriginalPlain2
09/11/23 6:35:51 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
There will most likely be a lot of older unattractive nude people there who will kill your boner pretty quickly.
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ai123
09/11/23 6:39:23 AM
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MAR10_KarT posted...
And that camp is nudity required at the entrance

But it's OK if the rest of you is covered up, yeah?

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neccis
09/11/23 6:42:57 AM
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Tell her put some clothes on and meet you somewhere. No? She doesn't like you enough. Next

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Kloe_Rinz
09/11/23 6:45:42 AM
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will she play video games with me all day every day
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Jiburas
09/11/23 9:31:10 AM
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Euripides posted...
People who live in nudist colonies are not boner-worthy
Not actually true at the one I visit

But your dick still magically stays soft when you're there
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MAR10_KarT
09/12/23 1:49:32 AM
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It's most likely because you got used to being naked already

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ragnarokius
09/12/23 1:53:19 AM
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I mean.. no? She can't be perfect (to me) and require I forever live in a nudist camp. I'm not some thirsty af virgin so desperate for companionship and intimacy I'd forgo the comfort of clothing.

Not to knock the lifestyle. I just get the impression that's the angle it's coming from.

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Thermador446
09/12/23 1:53:37 AM
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My main problem with a nudist camp is people sharing seats with their sweaty asses.

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cjsdowg
09/12/23 1:56:09 AM
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Naw...I don't want to be naked in front of random ppl. This isn't Tetris .

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MAR10_KarT
09/12/23 1:57:00 AM
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Thermador446 posted...
My main problem with a nudist camp is people sharing seats with their sweaty asses.

They make you put a towel over the seat if you sit anywhere in a nudist camp

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ragnarokius
09/12/23 1:57:42 AM
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MAR10_KarT posted...
They make you put a towel over the seat if you sit anywhere in a nudist camp
Interesting to know

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MAR10_KarT
09/13/23 7:01:27 PM
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Bump

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