Current Events > Imagine a #1 country song about GameFAQS and why it sucks now

(+) Yeah! (+)

The rich mods counting their monies in DC
From all the proud Mericans like you and meee
How could this happen?
Strippin the soul right off the site
Oh no i just died from this man eating pitbull's bite

or whatever

Try that on a dying video game message board.

Try this on a small gaming message board

try that on a dead websight

Out in the boards list past the websight's sign
Where there's a horny thread near the purging line
Da topic starts bumpin' every night when da sun goes down
They've got
Scenarios
Weeb shit,
Cop chases, and
Pibbs
It's where all the mains and alts go to shit-post daily

Here's ChatGPT's take on it:

(Verse 1)
Well, I used to roam them forums late at night,
On GameFAQs, it felt just right,
All them cheats and tips, they were my guide,
But now, oh Lord, it's like a bumpy ride.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my go-to, now you're all askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Verse 2)
Back in the day, I'd find walkthroughs so fine,
From Final Fantasy to Legend of Zelda, they'd shine,
But now the threads are cluttered, can't find what I need,
And the pop-ups and ads, they just won't recede.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my lifeline, now you're askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Bridge)
I miss the days of civil discourse,
Now it's just memes and keyboard remorse,
The community's fractured, can't find my place,
GameFAQs, how'd you fall from grace?

(Verse 3)
I'll remember the times when we were tight,
When your FAQs and guides would light up my night,
But now I'm searching for a new home, it's true,
GameFAQs, it's so sad to say goodbye to you.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my compass, now you're askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Outro)
Farewell, old friend, it's time to move on,
To a place where the spirit of gaming's still strong,
GameFAQs, you'll always have a place in my heart,
But it's time for a new start, it's time to depart.

Son_Of_Spam posted...

Here's ChatGPT's take on it:

(Verse 1)
Well, I used to roam them forums late at night,
On GameFAQs, it felt just right,
All them cheats and tips, they were my guide,
But now, oh Lord, it's like a bumpy ride.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my go-to, now you're all askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Verse 2)
Back in the day, I'd find walkthroughs so fine,
From Final Fantasy to Legend of Zelda, they'd shine,
But now the threads are cluttered, can't find what I need,
And the pop-ups and ads, they just won't recede.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my lifeline, now you're askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Bridge)
I miss the days of civil discourse,
Now it's just memes and keyboard remorse,
The community's fractured, can't find my place,
GameFAQs, how'd you fall from grace?

(Verse 3)
I'll remember the times when we were tight,
When your FAQs and guides would light up my night,
But now I'm searching for a new home, it's true,
GameFAQs, it's so sad to say goodbye to you.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my compass, now you're askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Outro)
Farewell, old friend, it's time to move on,
To a place where the spirit of gaming's still strong,
GameFAQs, you'll always have a place in my heart,
But it's time for a new start, it's time to depart.

Goddamnit lmfao

In days of old, GameFAQs stood tall and grand,
A beacon for gamers seeking knowledge true,
With forums filled and FAQs at hand,
It guided players through each gaming cue.

But time, relentless, brought a fateful fall,
As newer platforms rose with might and speed,
The golden age of forums could not forestall,
The change that spelled GameFAQs' dire need.

The forums quieted, traffic ebbed away,
As social media took the gaming stage,
The FAQs, once so vital, lost their sway,
In the ever-evolving digital age.

Yet, in our hearts, GameFAQs shall endure,
A gaming legend, though its fall was sure.

Son_Of_Spam posted...

Here's ChatGPT's take on it:

(Verse 1)
Well, I used to roam them forums late at night,
On GameFAQs, it felt just right,
All them cheats and tips, they were my guide,
But now, oh Lord, it's like a bumpy ride.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my go-to, now you're all askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Verse 2)
Back in the day, I'd find walkthroughs so fine,
From Final Fantasy to Legend of Zelda, they'd shine,
But now the threads are cluttered, can't find what I need,
And the pop-ups and ads, they just won't recede.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my lifeline, now you're askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Bridge)
I miss the days of civil discourse,
Now it's just memes and keyboard remorse,
The community's fractured, can't find my place,
GameFAQs, how'd you fall from grace?

(Verse 3)
I'll remember the times when we were tight,
When your FAQs and guides would light up my night,
But now I'm searching for a new home, it's true,
GameFAQs, it's so sad to say goodbye to you.

(Chorus)
GameFAQs, oh GameFAQs, what happened to you?
You used to be my compass, now you're askew,
The trolls and spam, they've taken their toll,
GameFAQs, my dear friend, you've lost your soul.

(Outro)
Farewell, old friend, it's time to move on,
To a place where the spirit of gaming's still strong,
GameFAQs, you'll always have a place in my heart,
But it's time for a new start, it's time to depart.

Someone get this produced.

That shit might fly in a redditt
good luck
try that on a small board
see how far you make down the post

The thirty-sixth poster
That irascible roaster
No one even dares breathe
Ignoring won't play here
Admins just stay clear
The locals do nothing but seethe

His disposition is dour
He lurks at all hours
And sealions just to amuse
As feelings are hurted
Rules may be skirted
Egos will certainly bruise

There's no need for yelling
Your posture is telling
Jimmies are rustling now
From all fads and phases
Or messageboard crazes
Now he's taking a bow

But C.E. is planning
They want a banning
Everyone's a nervous wreck
While locals are steaming,
Fake Vegy is scheming
This will take all hands on deck

[to be continued maybe]