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Block_that_Kick
09/25/23 6:53:48 PM
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https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1706382022321520689

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Nemu
09/25/23 6:57:19 PM
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As long as they didn't have an existing connection before she was 18, who cares?
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Irony
09/25/23 6:58:13 PM
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If she was 18 when they started dating then it doesn't matter as long as they didn't really know each other before then.

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Kombucha
09/25/23 6:58:43 PM
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Oh I am so mad please excuse me while I be infuriated about my inability to fuck.

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MICHALECOLE
09/25/23 7:00:13 PM
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Thats it, Im never gonna listen to Dane cooks comedy again
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Irony
09/25/23 7:00:34 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Thats it, Im never gonna listen to Dane cooks comedy again
You shouldn't have been listening to it in the first place because he's not funny

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Saxon
09/25/23 7:04:48 PM
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Young fertile females are looking for the best provider of resources and will attach themselves to any man who can provide that regardless of age or looks.

She's gonna be married to him a few years or less then get some good parting gifts..and.the gifts get even bigger when there's a child involved, which is very likely.
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MICHALECOLE
09/25/23 7:07:10 PM
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Irony posted...
You shouldn't have been listening to it in the first place because he's not funny
Yeah that was the joke
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Euripides
09/25/23 7:08:59 PM
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He made jokes about this years ago.

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Block_that_Kick
09/25/23 7:10:09 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/6/AADYzzAAE33A.jpg

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Yawn_Master2
09/25/23 7:11:26 PM
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Quality meme

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Saxon
09/25/23 7:12:06 PM
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She's gonna take him for half his wealth, right?
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AloneIBreak
09/25/23 7:13:16 PM
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Consenting adults marry. More news at 11.

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archizzy
09/25/23 7:13:33 PM
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Whatever other people do is their business but I couldnt do this. That means he started dating her right when she was 18 when he was 45. Thats just creepy to me despite the legality of it.

Im 47 right now and work at a college and damn near every girl there doesnt even look old enough to drive to me. They look like literal children to me and those are college students.

I always joked when I was young that it would be great when I was in my 40s to date a college girl and now Im just like Hell no I couldnt do it.

There is just such an age gap I cant connect with them. They dont understand my pop culture references. There is just such a glaring disconnect.

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Saxon
09/25/23 7:16:12 PM
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That marriage has a snowball's chance in LA. of lasting the test of time.
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OmnimonZwart
09/25/23 7:18:42 PM
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Irony posted...
If she was 18 when they started dating then it doesn't matter as long as they didn't really know each other before then.

99% chance they more than knew each other before then.
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DrizztLink
09/25/23 7:19:42 PM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/6/AADYzzAAE33A.jpg
You'd think a groomer wouldn't look so fucking unkempt.

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The_Wheelman1
09/27/23 2:19:37 AM
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Would be even more creepy if he known her before she turned 18.

But she's grown so its none of our business who she marries. Good for them.

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pnut027
09/27/23 2:22:21 AM
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Two consenting adults and all that jazz.

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Sufferedphoneix
09/27/23 2:25:20 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
You'd think a groomer wouldn't look so fucking unkempt.

Eh. All he needs to do is I used to be famous. Show her a DVD special of his and if she doesn't like the humor just shrug and say that's what was popular back then

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A_Good_Boy
09/27/23 2:29:59 AM
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What does a man in his 40s even do with an 18 year old girlfriend for a date besides take her to Chuck E Cheese?

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LeoRavus
09/27/23 2:30:01 AM
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He's rich. What's he supposed to do marry a woman his own age?

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wanderingshade
09/27/23 2:32:01 AM
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pnut027 posted...
Two consenting adults and all that jazz.

It's just weird when, of a serious couple, they started when one adult is on first year trial run of "official" adult and the other has been a grown ass adult for over 25 years.

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ai123
09/27/23 2:32:49 AM
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Saxon posted...
Young fertile females are looking for the best provider of resources and will attach themselves to any man who can provide that regardless of age or looks.

She's gonna be married to him a few years or less then get some good parting gifts..and.the gifts get even bigger when there's a child involved, which is very likely.
And old rich men seek attractive, fertile young females.

Seems like they both get what they want. Consenting adults etc.

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Revelation34
09/27/23 2:33:20 AM
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DrizztLink posted...

You'd think a groomer wouldn't look so fucking unkempt.


Citation needed.

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Phantom_Nook
09/27/23 2:37:14 AM
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Dane Cook, at the age of 27, sees a picture of this baby and says "I'mma hit that."

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pnut027
09/27/23 2:37:16 AM
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wanderingshade posted...
It's just weird when, of a serious couple, they started when one adult is on first year trial run of "official" adult and the other has been a grown ass adult for over 25 years.
I find a lot of things in life weird, personally. That doesnt make it inherently wrong or taboo, or anything like that. Its just different to my preference.

Two consenting adults. I try not to focus on this age nonsense because I dont want to have an aneurysm. Like 11:59 a person has very limited rights and privileges. But at the stroke of midnight, it all changes. And is that even right? I was born at 2pm. Why doesnt the magic switch flip then?

Just dont think about it.

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09/28/23 9:02:48 PM
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Revelation34
09/28/23 11:09:03 PM
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Words0fJokeAc posted...


Who doesn't groom their hair?


It would be weirder to groom someone else's hair.

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Sufferedphoneix
09/28/23 11:10:18 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
It would be weirder to groom someone else's hair.

Some people get paid to do that don't they?

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NO2_Fiend
09/28/23 11:17:54 PM
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How do you relate to someone so much younger than you? Literally has to be all a physical thing which means if you werent gonna be locked up for it you'd go younger you sicko.

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lilORANG
09/28/23 11:20:23 PM
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Irony posted...
You shouldn't have been listening to it in the first place because he's not funny
You got whooshed

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 11:22:10 PM
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My ideal wife is already dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZBDhJ-GWFQ
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Sufferedphoneix
09/28/23 11:22:18 PM
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NO2_Fiend posted...
How do you relate to someone so much younger than you? Literally has to be all a physical thing which means if you werent gonna be locked up for it you'd go younger you sicko.

He seems like the kinda guy that never matured

I dated someone older like that (not that drastic) but he still pretty much had the mentality of a teenager

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JuanCarlos1
09/28/23 11:23:22 PM
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Nemu posted...
As long as they didn't have an existing connection before she was 18, who cares?

Its such a blurry line though. Youre no different at 17 than 18. Specially if youre a Much much older adult like Dane is in this situation. It could be seen as grooming.

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ModernPost
09/28/23 11:24:00 PM
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NO2_Fiend posted...
How do you relate to someone so much younger than you? Literally has to be all a physical thing
Holy crow you people must be so fucking boring.

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electricbugs2
09/28/23 11:26:13 PM
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Why does CE (And Twitter) care so much about age gaps in relationships?

I've never seen anything like it in real life, but CE acts like dudes like Leonardo DiCaprio are some type of war criminal. It's so bizzare.

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samsungsalt
09/28/23 11:27:55 PM
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I came across a 36 year old divorced mother who wanted to feel like a young cougar again, and I was happy to oblige her at 19.

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Raikuro
09/28/23 11:31:05 PM
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Are we pretending Dane Cook work have a mature personality or something
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pauIie
09/28/23 11:41:39 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Why does CE (And Twitter) care so much about age gaps in relationships?

I've never seen anything like it in real life, but CE acts like dudes like Leonardo DiCaprio are some type of war criminal. It's so bizzare.
what is caring, though?

i think this and leo are weird. i don't sit around thinking about it, though. i just say it's weird if someone makes a thread about it. is that caring?

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The_Wheelman1
09/30/23 11:23:51 PM
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Naturally single older men in their 40s and 50s will go after younger women in their 20s and 30s. Its not a mental illness its human nature.

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A_Good_Boy
09/30/23 11:25:26 PM
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ModernPost posted...
Holy crow you people must be so fucking boring.
Pretty sure it's the exact opposite. How boring are you at 30 where you're literally relating to an 18 year old? Lol

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NoxObscuras
09/30/23 11:39:25 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Pretty sure it's the exact opposite. How boring are you at 30 where you're literally relating to an 18 year old? Lol
I'd say it comes down to the individuals. I'm 34 and last year I dated a woman that was 10 years older than me and we still had plenty in common. Meanwhile, I've met women only 2 years younger than me that I had almost nothing in common with. Age can definitely affect maturity, but there doesn't have to be a huge disconnect with common interests.

And no, I'm not saying this because I'm dating someone super young, my gf is 30.

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Revelation34
09/30/23 11:45:10 PM
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I know Dane Cook is kind of a weirdo but you really shouldn't be looking at age gaps retroactively like that. Would you call a 35 year old dating a 27 year old weird because they were college aged while their S/O was in middle school?


The weirdos on Twitter do.

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ModernPost
10/01/23 10:08:18 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
How boring are you at 30 where you're literally relating to an 18 year old? Lol
Because I'm not a pathetic, boring anti-social nerd. I can relate to anyone. Normal people form connections with the people around them. I know that to you it may all seem so very complex, but I can confirm that it is possible for people to form emotional connections with people in all facets of life.

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