Current Events > I can't recommend Naked Attraction on HBO Max

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Its a British show that got put on Max a short time ago.

Its exactly what it sounds like, a match making game with nudity. Only its completely uncensored and comically stupid. I have a 70 inch tv and they zoom in so close you can see all the wrinkles on these uncircumcised dongs. I had to make sure my curtains were closed so the neighbors couldnt see a giant dong on my tv.

Uncircumcised is the natural state of dongs. I know you think they look weird but people who are uncircumcised think YOU look weird.

I remember seeing porn the first time and not understanding why the man looked diseased. It looked horrific to me. I'd never seen a circumcised one before. Everyone thinks they look normal and the other kind looks horrific

But more people on earth are uncircumcised than circumcised.

Do your neighbors usually see naked circumcised penis on your TV?

The average person doesn't look very good naked. Not sure why anyone on earth would waste their time on that show

Ruvan22 posted...

Do your neighbors usually see naked circumcised penis on your TV?

My house has a lot of windows and my neighbors are always outside.

I feel like if my neighbors are looking in my windows closely enough to see the wrinkles on a dick on my tv, theyre the ones who are violating decorum.

Classic Zitken

I could never do that because you only have one chance to make a naked first impression and missing the stripping cuts out the most seductive part.

divot1338 posted...

I feel like if my neighbors are looking in my windows closely enough to see the wrinkles on a dick on my tv, theyre the ones who are violating decorum.

It is a *very* detailed penis.

You know, for education purposes.

divot1338 posted...

I feel like if my neighbors are looking in my windows closely enough to see the wrinkles on a dick on my tv, theyre the ones who are violating decorum.

Block_that_Kick posted...

I have a 70 inch tv

There is no "looking closely" when you've got a tv that big, anyone passing by on the sidewalk could see it clear as day, if not from across the street even.

Cornmuffins posted...

Classic Zitken

I mean, TC is the one who felt he needed to specify they are uncircumcised. It implies he has disgust for them.

B18Champ posted...

The average person doesn't look very good naked. Not sure why anyone on earth would waste their time on that show

As far as finding a date on that show, its so flawed, because the contestants obviously go for the most attractive body and nothing else. One lady of course went for the dude with the biggest dong. And in the interview after her selection she said in a heavy British accent His tattoos. His hands. Oh my god, his penis. I just hope hes not a fucking dick.

They went on one date and he completely ghosted her.

I think the show is fascinating. It's also incredibly inclusive, as they've had gay, bi, trans, disabled, and polyamorous people on the show.

Zikten posted...

I mean, TC is the one who felt he needed to specify they are uncircumcised. It implies he has disgust for them.

Not at all. Thats not what I was trying to convey. I kind of knew it already, but it was still a little surprising to me that not a single British crank was circumstanced.

Circumcision is very much an American and Australian thing, as far as first world countries anyways.

But yeah this very much sounds like a British show, a trashy game show. So many of these come and go that I lost track.

Block_that_Kick posted...

My house has a lot of windows and my neighbors are always outside.

What kind of debauchery are you engaged in for your neighbors to be always watching from outside?

Ruvan22 posted...

What kind of debauchery are you engaged in for your neighbors to be always watching from outside?

It's quite tame for the most part, we're just nosy and bored.

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

It's quite tame for the most part, we're just nosy and bored.

If you are paying HOA fees, you should demand better entertainment from Block_that_kick

Ruvan22 posted...

If you are paying HOA fees, you should demand better entertainment from Block_that_kick

HOA? Not a mistake I'd make.

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

HOA? Not a mistake I'd make.

It is if you want to own a house.

Zikten posted...

Uncircumcised is the natural state of dongs. I know you think they look weird but people who are uncircumcised think YOU look weird.

I remember seeing porn the first time and not understanding why the man looked diseased. It looked horrific to me. I'd never seen a circumcised one before. Everyone thinks they look normal and the other kind looks horrific

But more people on earth are uncircumcised than circumcised.

Thanks for the tip

eggcorn posted...

Thanks for the tip

*rimshot*

divot1338 posted...

It is if you want to own a house.

I do own a home (technically the bank owns the home for the next 10+ years), and I am not in an HOA.

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

I do own a home (technically the bank owns the home for the next 10+ years), and I am not in an HOA.

I live in a house not in an HOA too, but it is increasingly difficult to find one. As I understand it, new builds often come with one right out of the gate. It's both disgusting and disturbing. Sure, not everyone is in an evil, intrusive HOA, but enough people are for it be a real concern. It's also absurd that in many areas you don't have a choice.

I watched this show in the UK awhile ago, it's kind of stupid fun. They are all models or struggling actors, which did take away some of my interest.

Block_that_Kick posted...

its completely uncensored

Let's fucking goooooooooooooo

I watched this on YouTube in Japan a while ago. I have no idea why it's on YouTube in Japan but it is.

It's trash dating shows taken to the logical extreme.

No one expects anyone to find their life partner, and neither do they care. The point is to look at people in the nude and be amused by the reactions to, and comments on, people in the nude.

It's also a very inclusive show.

Wait until you see The Great Sex Experiment!

there's not enough pubic hair for my tastes. I really like seeing people naked, but I also really like lady's with bush.