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MARlO
10/02/23 10:57:31 AM
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What other lies have the wwe been feeding me!?

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pauIie
10/02/23 10:58:25 AM
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next you're gonna tell me kane and undertaker aren't brothers

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Bishop_Hastur
10/02/23 10:58:32 AM
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MARlO posted...
What other lies have the wwe been feeding me!?
So many.

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Tyranthraxus
10/02/23 11:02:48 AM
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Mae Young didn't really give birth to a hand!!

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Questionmarktarius
10/02/23 11:03:32 AM
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pauIie posted...
next you're gonna tell me kane and undertaker aren't brothers
Isaac Yankem isn't even an actual dentist!
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UnsteadyOwl
10/02/23 11:05:43 AM
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The Undertaker isn't really undead.

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Solution_45
10/02/23 11:07:09 AM
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dvon, bubba ray, and spike dudley aren't related either
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MARlO
10/02/23 11:08:31 AM
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pauIie posted...
next you're gonna tell me kane and undertaker aren't brothers
Apparently Kane is the mayor of Tennessee:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kane_(wrestler)

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Questionmarktarius
10/02/23 11:10:36 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWshpHVki6s
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Simon_Gruber
10/02/23 11:18:04 AM
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Not Real: Bart and Billy Gunn, Edge and Christian, Brothers of Destruction, The Dudleys
Real: Hardys, Wild Samoans, Steiners, Young Bucks, Harlem Heat, Hart Foundation (brother's in law through marriage)

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Panthera
10/02/23 11:33:17 AM
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Unfortunately Dom had to put up with that deadbeat Rey Mysterio instead

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WellKnownNomad
10/03/23 11:33:33 AM
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Turns out Edge doesnt have a father either

https://youtu.be/xeih29ylk50?si=cfDmIHffNnDO7J2Z

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
10/03/23 11:36:16 AM
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Next you're gonna tell me Mr. McMahon isn't actually Shane's dad

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Questionmarktarius
10/03/23 11:37:28 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Next you're gonna tell me Mr. McMahon isn't actually Shane's dad
Do we know for sure that Linda is his mom?
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FortuneCookie
10/03/23 11:37:38 AM
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Fictive kin in wrestling is a bad idea.

You always get those moments where someone's mother passes away and it becomes awkward because they're not also the mother of their on-screen brother.

I remember years ago, well after Edge and Christian had ceased functioning as a tag team, they had a one-off where they wrestled again. After losing the match, Edge kicked Christian and JR made the awkward announcement that Edge just attacked his tag team partner. Like, really? Not "He attacked his own brother"?

It seldom adds anything to make brothers out of people who aren't related and it can cause serious continuity issues. Like, during the Invasion angle (yes, I know -- we've all tried to drink that one out of existence), Christian said that their mother was in a car wreck before he ambushed Edge and joined the Alliance. The only way that Edge could have fallen for that is if they were literally brothers and not just two guys pretending to be brothers.

To admit, even in kayfabe, that they're not actually brothers just makes that scene a whopping fourth wall break.
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WellKnownNomad
10/03/23 1:27:57 PM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Next you're gonna tell me Mr. McMahon isn't actually Shane's dad
Vince likes to think Shane isnt his son at this point :p

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GuerrillaSoldier
10/03/23 1:30:34 PM
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next you're gonna tell me john smith isn't really the brother of thomas jones

or joe starling's gimmick of him being a completely ordinary person who wrestles isn't even real!

these damn gimmicks


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MARlO
10/04/23 2:32:24 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Next you're gonna tell me Mr. McMahon isn't actually Shane's dad
Wait hes not?

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bigtiggie23
10/04/23 2:50:45 AM
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Max Caster isn't really one of Bobby Lashley's sisters.

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Priere
10/04/23 2:58:03 AM
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Prove it

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MARlO
10/04/23 3:01:45 AM
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Priere posted...
Prove it
I heard it from Undertaker and Kane

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party_animal07
10/04/23 3:17:53 AM
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Andre the Giant isn't Big Show's father

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