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brestugo
10/02/23 1:50:41 PM
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https://tinyurl.com/2v9nxdu4 (Forbes)

In the 20 months of Russias wider war on Ukraine, the Ukrainian army has captured around 200 of Russias T-72B3 tanks.

The T-72B3, a product of Uralvagonzavod in Nizhny Tagil, is one of Russias newer tanks. And unlike, say, the T-64BV, the T-80U or the T-72AMT, Ukrainian industry doesnt have much experience with the type.

So when a Ukrainian tanker with the callsign Kochevnik ran into problems with his captured Russian T-72B3problems local expertise couldnt immediately solvehe called Uralvagonzavod tech support. And incredibly, the help line actually helped.

Militarnyi captured Kochevniks calls on video.

Kochevnik serves in the Ukrainian armys 54th Mechanized Brigade, which fights around Kramatorsk in eastern Ukraine and operates mostly Soviet-vintage equipment including T-64 tanks and BMP fighting vehicles. It also owns some of Ukraines ex-Russian T-72B3s.

Kochevnik was trolling the Russians, mostly. But his gripes with his 45-ton, three-person tank were real. The tank had been spewing oil. Its compressors werent working. The electrical turret-rotation mechanism kept failing, forcing the crew to rotate the turret with a hand crank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev9U4ARQzos

While any tank can be temperamental, the list of malfunctions Kochevnik was dealing with might speak to inconsistent workmanship at Uralvagonzavods factories.

A Russian who gave his name as Aleksander Anatolevich, who clearly was unaware that Kochevnik is a Ukrainian soldier, promised hed bring up the problems with the design bureau in Nizhny Tagiland that hed also contact the engine-manufacturer in Chelyabinsk.

Kochevnik wasnt done trolling. He also got ahold of Andrey Abakumov, a Uralvagonzavod director. Abakumov asked Kochevnik to describe the tanks problems in detail on WhatsApp.

Thats when Kochevnik finally revealed hes Ukrainian, and his army had captured the problematic T-72 around Izium late last year.

Laughing, Kochevnik ended the call.

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King_Rial
10/02/23 1:53:04 PM
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Zikten
10/02/23 1:54:33 PM
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I wonder what they were thinking at the tech support office after he hung up
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Strider102
10/02/23 1:54:43 PM
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Now that's how you troll.

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TMOG
10/02/23 1:56:11 PM
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Zikten posted...
I wonder what they were thinking at the tech support office after he hung up
Probably "How can I leave the country before Putin has me killed"
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brestugo
10/02/23 1:56:19 PM
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While any tank can be temperamental, the list of malfunctions Kochevnik was dealing with might speak to inconsistent workmanship at Uralvagonzavods factories.

I find this part hard to believe. /s

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brestugo
10/02/23 1:57:05 PM
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Zikten posted...
I wonder what they were thinking at the tech support office after he hung up

Surprised the damn thing made it that far!

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Tyranthraxus
10/02/23 1:58:09 PM
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brestugo posted...
I find this part hard to believe. /s

I agree. I'm sure it's actually very consistent workmanship.

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brestugo
10/02/23 2:15:46 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I agree. I'm sure it's actually very consistent workmanship.

Probably zero QC on those things. 'Management' just wants quotas met.

Ukranian refurbished probably far outclasses stock.

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UnholyMudcrab
10/02/23 2:16:06 PM
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Wouldn't they be able to tell that he has a Ukrainian accent?

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King_Rial
10/02/23 2:17:05 PM
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Oh, come on! Next you're gonna tell me that there is massive corruption and embezzlement within the Russian Military Complex?

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SayHeyyShohei
10/02/23 2:19:22 PM
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Zikten posted...
I wonder what they were thinking at the tech support office after he hung up

"I need to make sure I don't face any windows"

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brestugo
10/02/23 2:30:38 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Wouldn't they be able to tell that he has a Ukrainian accent?

Just as there's no singular US accent, there's no single Russian accent.

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BlueTigerLion
10/02/23 2:56:06 PM
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So why hasn't Ukraine won yet? All I hear is positive stories on their side. Like OP or the one about the Russia general being fat/old. Or that a bunch of Russian generals died in a drone strike.

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King_Rial
10/02/23 2:58:19 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
Is it a situation where I only see half the war and there is news not being posted here?
Pretty much, yeah. Some of the stuff you see posted is propaganda by Ukraine and the west. And we don't really push the advances that Russia makes. Not to say it isn't reported, it is. But no one is going to really signal boost that save for situations where it is highlighted to remind people why we need to keep funding Ukraine.

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Irony
10/02/23 3:05:31 PM
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Russian tech support be like

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/8/AAJHVqAAE5I6.jpg


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Prismsblade
10/02/23 3:16:46 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
So why hasn't Ukraine won yet? All I hear is positive stories on their side. Like OP or the one about the Russia general being fat/old. Or that a bunch of Russian generals died in a drone strike.

Is it a situation where I only see half the war and there is news not being posted here?
You won't hear of any bad news from the major news and social media outlets. So for the most part you're just have to evaluate the conflict personally to the best of your ability to determine if Ukraine is winning or not.

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Hospy
10/02/23 3:18:22 PM
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Given that there's a war going on, what is stopping people from just flooding their customer service with crank calls?
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UnholyMudcrab
10/02/23 3:26:08 PM
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brestugo posted...
Just as there's no singular US accent, there's no single Russian accent.
I... know that? That's kinda what I was saying.

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Questionmarktarius
10/02/23 3:34:16 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
So why hasn't Ukraine won yet?
Russia is using the Zapp Brannigan strategy, with a huge numerical advantage.
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Karovorak
10/02/23 3:36:50 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
So why hasn't Ukraine won yet? All I hear is positive stories on their side. Like OP or the one about the Russia general being fat/old. Or that a bunch of Russian generals died in a drone strike.

Is it a situation where I only see half the war and there is news not being posted here?

Ah, yes, the typical "Russia isn't losing fast enough" defense.

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King_Rial
10/02/23 3:37:14 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I... know that? That's kinda what I was saying.
Eh, not really. But his post doesn't really address your question anyway.

The fact is there are plenty of Ukrainians(excuse my use of the word "plenty" there) in the Russian army, just as there are Russians in the Ukrainian Army. And their can accents can kind of be all over the place. It wouldn't be odd to hear that accent, I would imagine.

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brestugo
10/02/23 7:12:55 PM
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Hospy posted...
Given that there's a war going on, what is stopping people from just flooding their customer service with crank calls?

It'll happen now.

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Dark_Arbron
10/02/23 7:16:47 PM
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Despite all Russias embarrassing failures, Ukraine is still mostly on the defensive. Theres a difference between inflicting disproportionate casualties and actually winning. Real life isnt as simple as turtle and build superweapons.

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