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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/07/23 4:02:35 AM
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lmao batman let gotham get owned by a bunch of twitter shitposters. Maybe if he was more terminally online he would have seen it coming.

when you stop and think about it we're all basically all as brave as batman by posting and keeping our eyes out for evildoers on the feed

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/07/23 4:07:09 AM
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I would have simply defeated the riddler in the online marketplace of ideas and gotten him ratio'd

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MICHALECOLE
10/07/23 4:07:43 AM
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Such a terrible movie
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Gobstoppers12
10/07/23 4:11:31 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Such a terrible movie
Nah

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Questionmarktarius
10/07/23 4:13:13 AM
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1966 > Lego > 1989 > the rest > 1943 serial > 1949 serial.
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Zithers
10/07/23 4:14:26 AM
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not a good movie. sorry you had to sit though it

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Doe
10/07/23 4:16:33 AM
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It's really good, maybe the best. But only if you're okay with a movie about Batman failing and reexamining his life. Based on how I've seen the people who don't like it here talk about it, I think that's a dealbreaker for them.


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Questionmarktarius
10/07/23 4:17:41 AM
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Doe posted...
But only if you're okay with a movie about Batman failing and reexamining his life.
Lego Batman did it better.
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Doe
10/07/23 4:20:51 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Lego Batman did it better.
How so? Haven't seen it.

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Questionmarktarius
10/07/23 4:23:57 AM
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Doe posted...
How so?
i gotta spoiler this, but it's a tl;dr

Batman ends up in the phantom zone somehow, and it turns out he's a bigger asshole than most DC villains

Haven't seen it.
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MICHALECOLE
10/07/23 4:25:27 AM
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El rata alada

it means penguin
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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/07/23 4:25:50 AM
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Doe posted...
It's really good, maybe the best. But only if you're okay with a movie about Batman failing and reexamining his life. Based on how I've seen the people who don't like it here talk about it, I think that's a dealbreaker for them.

I thought it was ok. They probably could have cut like an hour and have it be way more impactful. By the time the highway chase hit it felt like they were just ticking off boxes someone told them they had to include. The fight scenes never felt too impactful because he was tanking shots like he was iron man.

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Revisited
10/07/23 4:48:58 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
El rata alada

it means penguin
Don't you mean El rata the tata?

It means raticate
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Glob
10/07/23 5:17:59 AM
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Doe posted...
It's really good, maybe the best. But only if you're okay with a movie about Batman failing and reexamining his life. Based on how I've seen the people who don't like it here talk about it, I think that's a dealbreaker for them.

I hated it because it thinks its clever and its just very poorly written, to the extent that it insults the intelligence of the audience.

Also, Batman almost let Gotham get destroyed by incels because he worked out absolutely nothing for himself for the whole movie. He was a piss poor detective.
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rexcrk
10/07/23 5:32:54 AM
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not a good movie. sorry you had to sit though it
Tag checks out

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Questionmarktarius
10/07/23 5:33:38 AM
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Glob posted...
Also, Batman almost let Gotham get destroyed by incels because he worked out absolutely nothing for himself for the whole movie. He was a piss poor detective.
Again, Lego Batman did it better.
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Link_HT
10/07/23 5:36:09 AM
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Movie was good until halfway through, then it just fizzles out with a terrible conclusion. Batman was a terrible batman, infinitely gullible and a terrible detective.
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Glob
10/07/23 9:03:02 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Again, Lego Batman did it better.

No argument from me there.
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KazGT6
10/07/23 9:08:42 AM
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Did nolan direct that one as well? iirc he has directed all the ones that came out in like the last 10 15 yrs
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Tyranthraxus
10/07/23 9:09:27 AM
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KazGT6 posted...
Did nolan direct that one as well? iirc he has directed all the ones that came out in like the last 10 15 yrs
It was directed by Matt Reeves

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__aCEr__
10/07/23 9:09:44 AM
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Riddler sucked and the movie was way too long.

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Questionmarktarius
10/07/23 9:09:47 AM
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Glob posted...
No argument from me there.
Lego Batman may be the least "bullshit" Batman film ever.

Batman is a complete asshole
Batman only took in Robin as a tax-break/decoy
Batman is totally gay for Joker
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KogaSteelfang
10/07/23 9:20:21 AM
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I thought it was ok, don't have an urge to see it again anytime soon. The things I remember most about it are:

- Thumb Drive.
- Bomb to the face for literally no reason.
- Creeping on Catwoman.
- Rat with Wings? I's a penguin!
- Riddler got his way in the end, but still was freaking out like a weirdo.
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Justin2Krelian
10/07/23 10:58:38 AM
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I would say that was probably the most "good" Catwoman I've seen in a live action Batman movie.

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Master_Kazuya
10/07/23 10:59:37 AM
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I loved the movie, felt like a "grounded" Batman in a way different than Nolan. I could envision this Batman meeting Joaquin's Joker.

It was the best Bruce Wayne. I loved that he could never really turn being Batman off. The other depictions, he's this kinda spacey, charming normal guy, but this Bruce Wayne is like he's only barely succeeding at keeping Batman repressed.

I also like the angle of him being a detective, and it felt like he had to earn his Ws in fights.

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GranTurismo
10/07/23 11:08:00 AM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
I loved the movie, felt like a "grounded" Batman in a way different than Nolan. I could envision this Batman meeting Joaquin's Joker.

It was the best Bruce Wayne. I loved that he could never really turn being Batman off. The other depictions, he's this kinda spacey, charming normal guy, but this Bruce Wayne is like he's only barely succeeding at keeping Batman repressed.

I also like the angle of him being a detective, and it felt like he had to earn his Ws in fights.
the 90s batman movies and the few that came out a little after that, batman forever were better than nolan's batman movies. iirc he did all the bale, ones.
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Master_Kazuya
10/07/23 11:16:30 AM
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GranTurismo posted...
the 90s batman movies and the few that came out a little after that, batman forever were better than nolan's batman movies. iirc he did all the bale, ones.

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I'm not talking about what's better, I'm saying that Nolan's Batman tried to make him seem a little more realistic, like "oh this is how a Batman could even exist in a world", and the new one takes that to the next level. Nolan did do all the Bale ones. And to talk about what's better, I think TDK is still the best one.

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MICHALECOLE
10/07/23 11:44:35 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Tag checks out
Whats the tag? Has different opinions than me?
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Zithers
10/07/23 1:58:38 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Whats the tag? Has different opinions than me?

it was cool when he spray painted "sins of the father" on the floor of the mansion. helped him remember it was a clue to a riddle and also a clever way to remind us it was a clue to a riddle.

anyway matt reeves is like in his 50s and has only made ultra grimdark planet of the apes, ultra grimdark batman who listens to nirvana, some ultra shaky cam found footage movie, and a remake which tbf i never saw (but the original swedish movie was like 3 years old when it was done and also good, so whats the point). this guy is low rent. beyond low rent. we need to stop letting these people make movies. have some shame over making nothing interesting or original. you're in your 50s. be an actual genuine artist or fuck off.

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Gobstoppers12
10/07/23 3:19:24 PM
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Zithers posted...
you're in your 50s. be an actual genuine artist or fuck off.
Thankfully nobody actually cares about your opinion, because your opinion isn't good.

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rexcrk
10/07/23 4:46:05 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Whats the tag? Has different opinions than me?
Oh, you

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CE_gonna_CE
10/07/23 4:47:27 PM
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Something in the way

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MICHALECOLE
10/07/23 5:38:03 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Oh, you
Thats what the tag is or thats what youre saying to me?
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Rharyx211
10/07/23 5:43:49 PM
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I was skeptical of Pattinson, but his Batman ended up being great. Probably my favorite live action portrayal of him. His Bruce needs work, but it was clearly intentional for this movie.

Looking forward to seeing the sequel. I just hope it's a bit shorter than the 1st movie.

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