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brestugo
10/07/23 2:54:45 PM
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How's your handshake?

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MICHALECOLE
10/07/23 2:55:57 PM
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I shake hands with my dick
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brestugo
10/07/23 2:55:58 PM
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Firm

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a-c-a-b
10/07/23 2:57:56 PM
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I'm better than this guy at least.

https://youtu.be/64MkJ1fe46c?si=utnfUy1ohZ_r7jHu

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hockeybub89
10/07/23 2:58:57 PM
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Firm fish

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MarthGoomba
10/07/23 3:00:44 PM
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I avoid them

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/07/23 3:01:53 PM
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ugh, handshakey i guess?
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brestugo
10/07/23 3:05:12 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I'm better than this guy at least.

https://youtu.be/64MkJ1fe46c?si=utnfUy1ohZ_r7jHu

NGL a "weird" handshake always sticks with me. Like "nice guy, but dead fish". Knuckle busters are just assholes, IMO.

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10/09/23 11:03:46 AM
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The_Wheelman1
10/09/23 11:12:48 AM
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https://youtu.be/4ItmGplre28?si=R_j65FtwQBiSvVB0

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GeminiDeus
10/09/23 11:30:33 AM
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I always give limp and non-affirming handshakes because I hate shaking hands and don't care.

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Questionmarktarius
10/09/23 11:31:11 AM
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Bishop_Hastur
10/09/23 11:42:31 AM
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Bone crusher.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
10/09/23 11:44:11 AM
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Sweaty

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Smackems
10/09/23 11:44:52 AM
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brestugo posted...
NGL a "weird" handshake always sticks with me. Like "nice guy, but dead fish". Knuckle busters are just assholes, IMO.
It also sucks when they go at it from a weird angle and then YOU end up with the "girly" shake

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ai123
10/09/23 11:46:55 AM
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Very carefully calibrated to be middle of the road. Not crushing, like some insecure dickhead; not limp and hesitant like someone who doesn't want to.

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Freddie_Mercury
10/09/23 11:48:35 AM
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got that gorilla grip

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Irony
10/09/23 11:51:46 AM
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https://youtu.be/X4m42HOdsUc?si=7fQgWGHUoXsvzjw9

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UnsteadyOwl
10/09/23 11:52:17 AM
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I have a firm handshake but not overdoing it. I always hated when people would squeeze your hand as hard as they possibly could.

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Avirosb
10/09/23 11:52:23 AM
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Not too bad yet. Will probably get worse as I get older.

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Payzmaykr
10/09/23 11:53:42 AM
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My right hand currently has very little strength and is in pain, so I would actually shake with my left until it recovers

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LoveLikeJazz
10/09/23 12:27:23 PM
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brestugo posted...
NGL a "weird" handshake always sticks with me. Like "nice guy, but dead fish". Knuckle busters are just assholes, IMO.
This

ai123 posted...
Very carefully calibrated to be middle of the road. Not crushing, like some insecure dickhead; not limp and hesitant like someone who doesn't want to.
Therefore, this

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LordMarshal
10/09/23 12:28:21 PM
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Better than my ass shake.....

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DarthWendy
10/09/23 12:29:30 PM
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Firm, trustworthy and Conservative

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itachi15243
10/09/23 12:29:39 PM
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I have a nice, firm handshake.

Not one of those people who overdo it or try to crush your hand though. Just firm enough to never be limp.

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KitKats
10/09/23 12:30:55 PM
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Is it normal for a guy to do the bone crusher handshake when meeting a woman? I was out with some friends one night, one of them had another friend show up, big guy, and when we were introduced I held out my hand and he hurt me like that

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Sufferedphoneix
10/09/23 12:33:56 PM
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It can be limp but I usually go for firm but if I'm caught off guard and just do it without thinking it's a tad limp.

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LoveLikeJazz
10/09/23 12:35:41 PM
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KitKats posted...
Is it normal for a guy to do the bone crusher handshake when meeting a woman? I was out with some friends one night, one of them had another friend show up, big guy, and when we were introduced I held out my hand and he hurt me like that
I've heard women say they want a softer shake, others insist on a normal firm shake... I think anyone doing a bone crusher to a woman is overcompensating or trying to make themselves look tough. I personally soften my handshake slightly, if at all. It depends on the woman.

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brestugo
10/09/23 12:39:18 PM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
I have a firm handshake but not overdoing it. I always hated when people would squeeze your hand as hard as they possibly could.

Yeah worked at a place that had like an "open house" event where everyone brought their s/o, spouse or whatever.

This one woman's husband crushed my hand so hard it nearly cracked the knuckles. Dead serious. He was a big guy (I'm guessing 6'5", 270lbs) but still.

It was a Friday evening event and the next Monday everyone was saying "The fuck was wrong with that guy? It was an open house, not a contest.".

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ai123
10/09/23 12:42:07 PM
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KitKats posted...
Is it normal for a guy to do the bone crusher handshake when meeting a woman? I was out with some friends one night, one of them had another friend show up, big guy, and when we were introduced I held out my hand and he hurt me like that
It's possible that at some point they were told that women hate a wimpy handshake.

And they've been overcompensating ever since.

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brestugo
10/09/23 12:43:13 PM
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KitKats posted...
Is it normal for a guy to do the bone crusher handshake when meeting a woman? I was out with some friends one night, one of them had another friend show up, big guy, and when we were introduced I held out my hand and he hurt me like that

No. IMO, there shouldn't be a "squeeze" at all. Just a grasp. Personally, I do make sure to apply less grasp to smaller hands.

Knuckles shouldn't be felt at all if it's done right, but it can accidentally happen.

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GeminiDeus
10/09/23 12:51:09 PM
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KitKats posted...
Is it normal for a guy to do the bone crusher handshake when meeting a woman? I was out with some friends one night, one of them had another friend show up, big guy, and when we were introduced I held out my hand and he hurt me like that
What kind of a personality did he have? The handshake could have been a domination or intimidation move, or just unaware of his strength he was using.

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foreverzero212
10/09/23 1:06:17 PM
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Someone made fun of my weak handshake as a teen and ever since I accidentally crush everyone's hand.

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Priere
10/09/23 1:06:40 PM
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every handshake is a fucking death grip

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/09/23 1:07:08 PM
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Other: Namaste (aka don't touch me with your filthy disease ridden hands)

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ablegator
10/09/23 1:08:30 PM
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Brings all the boys to the yard

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divot1338
10/09/23 1:08:34 PM
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Moist

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Turbam
10/09/23 1:09:51 PM
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Even cowboys tremble

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KitKats
10/09/23 1:13:09 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
What kind of a personality did he have? The handshake could have been a domination or intimidation move, or just unaware of his strength he was using.
alt-right GameStop employee personality

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GeminiDeus
10/09/23 1:14:21 PM
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KitKats posted...
alt-right GameStop employee personality
Well I think that answers your own question, then.

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PMarth2002
10/09/23 1:17:06 PM
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I voted dead fish, I'm always self-conscious about it for some reason. No one's ever commented on it. I'm not very strong, but I try to make it firm. No idea if I succeed at it though.

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brestugo
10/09/23 1:17:49 PM
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KitKats posted...
alt-right GameStop employee personality

So an asshole...

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AldousIsDead
10/09/23 1:18:14 PM
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Less firm than before the accident. Hurts now.

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Jiek_Fafn
10/09/23 1:20:58 PM
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Wet. Very wet if I can muster it up

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Rai_Jin
10/09/23 1:21:21 PM
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handshaking is rare now and usually the other person does the pressing for me.

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KitKats
10/09/23 1:21:45 PM
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Thanks for the feedback everyone! =)

I hold out my hand slightly palm down for a friendly/gentle handshake, personally speaking.

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NoxObscuras
10/09/23 1:23:39 PM
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I honestly don't like handshakes, especially knowing now, how many guys don't fucking wash their hands. So I'll usually give a quick dead fish handshake to most people, just to get it out of the way. I'll only put in effort if it's someone important lol.

brestugo posted...
NGL a "weird" handshake always sticks with me. Like "nice guy, but dead fish". Knuckle busters are just assholes, IMO.
Funny story, I know a guy who gives knuckle buster handshakes (and it's a conscious decision to do it). He wanted to work under the governor, but like a dumbass, when he met the governor and his wife, he gave them both knuckle buster handshakes. Needless to say, the governor remembers him, but not for the reasons he wanted XD

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brestugo
10/09/23 5:11:54 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...


Funny story, I know a guy who gives knuckle buster handshakes (and it's a conscious decision to do it). He wanted to work under the governor, but like a dumbass, when he met the governor and his wife, he gave them both knuckle buster handshakes. Needless to say, the governor remembers him, but not for the reasons he wanted XD

It's a little thing, and maybe it shouldn't matter, but people notice.


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Ratchetrockon
10/09/23 5:15:11 PM
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Sweaty all the time. I hate it

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