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mercurydude
10/16/23 4:26:51 PM
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I'm trying not to be rude, but this person looks like they're about to hurl and it sure AF better not be on me. I didn't ask them to sit beside me, I did everything I could to PREVENT it. I knew I was going to be on this bus ride today and I'm not a people person, so I went without bathing for a week and rolled around in the local landfill to try to drop a subtle hint that

I DON'T WANT PEOPLE NEAR ME.

Then Typhoid Mary's over here plopping down beside me. Shoo! Begone with ye! You were never wanted in the first place, triply so if you're gonna spew.

Why can't people just give me my space!?

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StealThisSheen
10/16/23 4:27:53 PM
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mercurydude posted...
I DON'T WANT PEOPLE NEAR ME.

Then don't take public transportation.

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potdnewb
10/16/23 4:29:47 PM
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if you smell like vomit people will think you like it and want to give you more

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ssb_yunglink2
10/16/23 4:30:20 PM
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PUBLIC transportation

Having a space without people

Pick one
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StealThisSheen
10/16/23 4:31:33 PM
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Oh wait, this is one of those dumb "I was that person" topics.

Ehh... I'm gonna take it as legit, anyway. Tagging you as "Smells like a landfill."

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VeggetaX
10/16/23 4:32:33 PM
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Can someone confirm is that's a copy and paste

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mercurydude
10/16/23 4:39:04 PM
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StealThisSheen posted...
Then don't take public transportation.

ssb_yunglink2 posted...
PUBLIC transportation

Having a space without people

Pick one

It's my only option. It's the easiest and most affordable way to get to my Esperanto class.

StealThisSheen posted...
Ehh... I'm gonna take it as legit, anyway. Tagging you as "Smells like a landfill."

Malentila!

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