Current Events > If I was 5'11, Id just telll everyone im 6'

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Blue_Inigo
10/18/23 3:57:16 PM
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Who could really tell? It's the perfect crime

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AldousIsDead
10/18/23 3:57:56 PM
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I do.

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Paragon21XX
10/18/23 3:58:37 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Who could really tell? It's the perfect crime
https://youtu.be/YkyptscbTe4

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2Pacavelli
10/18/23 4:12:30 PM
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5'11 in shoes or barefoot?
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Nota214
10/18/23 4:14:34 PM
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I'm 5'10" and I tell girls I'm 6'2" all the time. Not like they can tell the difference anyway.
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ironman2009
10/18/23 4:14:54 PM
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so you're short and a liar.

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deathproof12
10/18/23 4:15:06 PM
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The difference between 5'11 and 6'0.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig&t=7s
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MrFingers07
10/18/23 4:16:46 PM
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I'm 5'11 and I tell people that I'm 5'11, I don't want to be friends with people who judge you because of that shit and it's wild to me that people are okay with this

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Cruciferous
10/18/23 4:17:13 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Who could really tell? It's the perfect crime
People who are actually 6'0"

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ArkhamOrigins
10/18/23 4:18:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/8/AAZw1oAAE8tW.jpg

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Nota214
10/18/23 4:21:56 PM
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ironman2009 posted...
so you're short and a liar.
It's only a lie if they find out. Otherwise, to them, it's the truth.
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bigblu89
10/18/23 4:24:05 PM
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I am.

And I do.

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Blue_Inigo
10/18/23 4:29:04 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
People who are actually 6'0"
Nah, they can't tell

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DKBananaSlamma
10/18/23 4:30:50 PM
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I say I'm 6'0" but in reality I'm 6'0"

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Turbam
10/18/23 4:32:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/6/AANKsdAAE8te.jpg

Pictured:
TC making this topic while on his tippie toes

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Cruciferous
10/18/23 4:42:15 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Nah, they can't tell

What if you get the girls who put tape across their doorway to check height

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accord
10/18/23 4:48:48 PM
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how are you guys still shorter than 6ft in 2023 are you stupid
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thronedfire2
10/18/23 5:01:10 PM
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yes

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2Pacavelli
10/18/23 7:07:39 PM
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People in this topic is why no one believes me when I tell them I'm 6'3 even though I'm really 6'3. They always say I must be taller than that lol
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LeoRavus
10/18/23 7:12:44 PM
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5'11 rolls off the tongue easier than 6 foot. It's like French vs German. Less harsh.

How tall are you?

Five eleven - smooth

vs

How tall are you?

SIX FOOT! - harsh

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Pitlord_Special
10/18/23 7:15:26 PM
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Im 511 and say Im 511

Humility is a forgotten virtue

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Rotterdammerung
10/18/23 7:18:36 PM
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Im a tiny goblin person and Im fine with that

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ANort175
10/18/23 7:19:30 PM
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Nota214 posted...
I'm 5'10" and I tell girls I'm 6'2" all the time. Not like they can tell the difference anyway.
They're already used to you lying about 4 inches anyway.

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