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CM_Ponch
10/19/23 7:14:09 PM
#151:


SayHeyyShohei posted...


I was told the Bah Bahs were gone. Instead I got Doo Dahs lmfao
The bahs in NSMB were used for accents, the Doos are part of a swing melody

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Tyranthraxus
10/19/23 7:17:12 PM
#152:


CM_Ponch posted...
The bahs in NSMB were used for accents, the Doos are part of a swing melody
The enemies stop to dance along with the Bahs in nsmb. The enemies in wonder exhibit no such behavior except during short musical wonder flower segments.

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Punished_Blinx
10/19/23 7:18:55 PM
#153:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
Then don't charge $60

Even if I agree with the premise that the value of a game should be dictated by it's length (I do not) Mario ain't gonna have an issue selling for $60.

So why would they do that?

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PowerOats
10/19/23 7:19:49 PM
#154:


The NSMB music is.... Bad

It wild coming from Mario world music to nsmb
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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 8:22:57 PM
#156:


Tyranthraxus posted...
The enemies stop to dance along with the Bahs in nsmb. The enemies in wonder exhibit no such behavior except during short musical wonder flower segments.

Wow, you convinced me. Nintendo really made an effort to differentiate the two!

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Tyranthraxus
10/19/23 8:28:00 PM
#157:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
Wow, you convinced me. Nintendo really made an effort to differentiate the two!
lmao stay mad

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PBusted
10/19/23 8:32:49 PM
#158:


Northlane posted...
Any game that I can 100% in less than 10 hours is a 7/10 maximum to me, not sorry

Which is what people who played it already are reporting

Not a fan of Resident Evil huh
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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 8:41:37 PM
#159:


PBusted posted...
Not a fan of Resident Evil huh

Resident Evil has ton of content in each iteration and a reason to keep replaying the single player multiple times.

Also, most if not practically all of RE players don't speed run the first try.

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pikachupwnage
10/19/23 8:43:40 PM
#160:


Literally none of the NSMB games scored 9 on average lol.

NSMB2 didnt even clear 8.

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PBusted
10/19/23 9:00:50 PM
#161:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
Resident Evil has ton of content in each iteration and a reason to keep replaying the single player multiple times.

Also, most if not practically all of RE players don't speed run the first try.

Besides 4-6 (haven't played village yet) they're still mostly below 10 hours even for casual players. The games themselves reward you for beating them under 2-3 hours and speedrunners can beat in them in a single hour.
2D Mario games are also well known for replay value.
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dave_is_slick
10/19/23 9:11:00 PM
#162:


faizan_faizan posted...
You delusional.
How would you know, you're blind. You clearly aren't seeing right.

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dave_is_slick
10/19/23 9:11:38 PM
#163:


Northlane posted...
Any game that I can 100% in less than 10 hours is a 7/10 maximum to me, not sorry
Well you should be, that is a dumb thing to say.

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StealThisSheen
10/19/23 9:16:16 PM
#164:


Remember when Shohei literally threw a fit and started blocking people for calling them a troll?

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CM_Ponch
10/19/23 9:17:22 PM
#165:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
Wow, you convinced me. Nintendo really made an effort to differentiate the two!
They're extremely different

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BakonBitz
10/19/23 9:28:07 PM
#166:


After seeing these and knowing that it's only a handful of the Wonder Flower effects that are in the game total (some of them drastically change the gameplay style), I can see the effort put into this and looks like a lot of fun. There's absolutely no way it is just "NSMB with a slightly different coat of paint" like someone on here is trying to claim it as.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6ZzTX6_vhg

Don't watch past the 12 minute mark if you don't want the final boss spoiled for you.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 9:30:04 PM
#167:


So there are only a handful of Wonder Flower effects, the bread and butter that supposedly justifies this as its own $60 game?

Lol

CM_Ponch posted...
They're extremely different

This is just wrong.

PBusted posted...
The games themselves reward you for beating them under 2-3 hours and speedrunners can beat in them in a single hour.


Multiple times, with different challenges and scenarios in some games.

Mario 64 can be beaten in 5 minutes and change. Speedrunners clearly are the demographic for every video game.

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BakonBitz
10/19/23 9:31:35 PM
#168:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
So there are only a handful of Wonder Flower effects, the bread and butter that supposedly justifies this as its own $60 game?
You really do not know how to read, do you? Lmao

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Antifar
10/19/23 9:31:46 PM
#169:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
So there are only a handful of Wonder Flower effects,
You are misreading the post above, which states that the video only shows a handful

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CM_Ponch
10/19/23 9:34:14 PM
#170:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
This is just wrong.
Please explain what makes them similar, both musically and their effect on the gameplay

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Punished_Blinx
10/19/23 9:36:35 PM
#171:


So a 2D Mario game should be over 40 hours long, have hundreds of power ups and be completely different than other 2D Mario games to be worth $60?

Is that where we're at?

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BakonBitz
10/19/23 9:37:04 PM
#172:


Antifar posted...
You are misreading the post above, which states that the video only shows a handful
Tbh I'm kinda thinking that's how he rolls. Purposely misreads something just so he can try to piss off other people. Already tried it with Torgo, lol.

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voldothegr8
10/19/23 9:37:17 PM
#173:


Antifar posted...
You are misreading the post above, which states that the video only shows a handful
Yeah the other day I watched a stream for a few hours and every single one was different.

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PiOverlord
10/19/23 9:41:50 PM
#174:


Sony Ponies always mad, lmao!

2D games being praised so highly is actually a win.

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Northlane
10/19/23 9:42:50 PM
#175:


Behold! All TEN secret exits found in the game!

https://youtu.be/QKf04S7H4RQ?si=TttZi4pkijPcGyv6

Wow how engaging! Truly revolutionary!

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PBusted
10/19/23 9:43:06 PM
#176:


SayHeyyShohei posted...


Multiple times, with different challenges and scenarios in some games.

Mario 64 can be beaten in 5 minutes and change. Speedrunners clearly are the demographic for every video game.

This could also exist for Wonder. Ive definitely spent more time on first running 2d Mario games/completionist than most RE games.

Mario 64 can not be beaten in 5 minutes without frame perfect glitches which even most completionists cant do and isnt intended to ever be done that way. This is more like saying beating Koopa the Quick is speedrunning. Youre being disingenuous and you know it.
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Remarstered
10/19/23 9:44:04 PM
#177:


I beat it. I am generous to games I find fun, and I did find this fun. At the same time I don't understand the 9s and above.
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Baha05
10/19/23 9:44:35 PM
#178:


And here is the topic bout gamers being gamers.

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BakonBitz
10/19/23 9:45:29 PM
#179:


Northlane posted...
Behold! All TEN secret exits found in the game!

https://youtu.be/QKf04S7H4RQ?si=TttZi4pkijPcGyv6

Wow how engaging! Truly revolutionary!
A bit disappointing there's only that many, but I don't think anything's gonna surpass Mario World on that front.

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rideshort
10/19/23 9:46:46 PM
#180:


All I can say is this. Before you judge it play the damn game. Then give an actual critical review.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 10:08:00 PM
#181:


CM_Ponch posted...
Please explain what makes them similar, both musically and their effect on the gameplay

Same instrument and melodies. We can argue to hell and back about what makes bah bah and doo dah so different, but if you ask 100 people, 99 of them will say they are virtually the same.

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Baha05
10/19/23 10:10:17 PM
#182:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
Same instrument and melodies. We can argue to hell and back about what makes bah bah and doo dah so different, but if you ask 100 people, 99 of them will say they are virtually the same.
Cus people are goofy and stubborn.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 10:11:16 PM
#183:


Baha05 posted...
Cus people are goofy and stubborn.

Lmfao

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Baha05
10/19/23 10:14:04 PM
#184:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
Lmfao
Laugh all you want thats generally true about music and people.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 10:15:54 PM
#185:


Baha05 posted...
Laugh all you want thats generally true about music and people.

*tips fedora*

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StealThisSheen
10/19/23 10:17:51 PM
#186:


BakonBitz posted...
Tbh I'm kinda thinking that's how he rolls. Purposely misreads something just so he can try to piss off other people. Already tried it with Torgo, lol.

Yep. This is what Shohei always does. It's why they can barely keep an account even long enough to post here.

Just mark and move on.

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Punished_Blinx
10/19/23 10:18:41 PM
#187:


The second stage in this game has a piranha plant musical number so I think I'm in for a good time personally.

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AnsestralRecall
10/19/23 10:23:10 PM
#188:


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and it ends there
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neverwin
10/19/23 10:30:00 PM
#189:


BakonBitz posted...
There must be further context in the topic because this just reads to me that he doesn't trust Metacritic at all, not because of Wonder.

No you're correct, I read through the topic and its just a bunch of angry nerds clinging to anything to shit on the guy because a mediocre Mario game got praise and in their deranged heads he is a shill for bringing up that metacritic is trash.

If it sounds like contradictory nonsense it's because it is.

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creativerealms
10/19/23 10:33:50 PM
#190:


Wonder looks awesome.

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PiOverlord
10/19/23 10:34:05 PM
#191:


neverwin posted...
No you're correct, I read through the topic and its just a bunch of angry nerds clinging to anything to shit on the guy because a mediocre Mario game got praise and in their deranged heads he is a shill for bringing up that metacritic is trash.

If it sounds like contradictory nonsense it's because it is.
What did Mario ever do to you? Sheesh lilbro thinks he's a wolf when really he just another bah maker.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 10:34:44 PM
#192:


neverwin posted...
No you're correct, I read through the topic and its just a bunch of angry nerds clinging to anything to shit on the guy because a mediocre Mario game got praise and in their deranged heads he is a shill for bringing up that metacritic is trash.

If it sounds like contradictory nonsense it's because it is.

You know what's contradictory? Shitting on Metacritic for an entire topic, simultaneously shitting on users who think the score was too high, then double downing and insinuating the score was too low despite it being the highest rated 2D Mario game since the SNES era.

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neverwin
10/19/23 10:35:08 PM
#193:


PiOverlord posted...
What did Mario ever do to you? Sheesh lilbro thinks he's a wolf when really he just another bah maker.
What

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CM_Ponch
10/19/23 10:41:58 PM
#194:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
Same instrument and melodies. We can argue to hell and back about what makes bah bah and doo dah so different, but if you ask 100 people, 99 of them will say they are virtually the same.
Same melodies?
You're just lying out of your ass now

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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 10:43:36 PM
#195:


CM_Ponch posted...
Same melodies?
You're just lying out of your ass now

I'm lying? When you stated twice now that bah bah and doo dahs are extremely different?

Okay.

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CM_Ponch
10/19/23 10:47:21 PM
#196:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
I'm lying? When you stated twice now that bah bah and doo dahs are extremely different?

Okay.
Yes, Bahs were used as exclamation marks at the end of a phrase, the Doos are the melody and main voice of the tune.

https://youtu.be/P-nWggWYkw0?si=_zyA3zB61laZd2ma
https://youtu.be/C-YR-xQoIHQ?si=wpIPgEWIIQgeB3Sd

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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 11:07:24 PM
#197:


CM_Ponch posted...
Yes, Bahs were used as exclamation marks at the end of a phrase, the Doos are the melody and main voice of the tune.

https://youtu.be/P-nWggWYkw0?si=_zyA3zB61laZd2ma
https://youtu.be/C-YR-xQoIHQ?si=wpIPgEWIIQgeB3Sd

This is absurd reaching. You are making these points as if anyone who isn't a faux music major would consciously make the distinction

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CM_Ponch
10/19/23 11:17:13 PM
#198:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
This is absurd reaching. You are making these points as if anyone who isn't a faux music major would consciously make the distinction
It's absurd reaching to point out that an instrument being used as melody and an instrument being used as background voice are different

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SayHeyyShohei
10/19/23 11:17:48 PM
#199:


CM_Ponch posted...
It's absurd reaching to point out that an instrument being used as melody and an instrument being used as background voice are different

I bet you sided with Robin Thicke in the Marvin Gaye lawsuit.

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CM_Ponch
10/19/23 11:19:55 PM
#200:


SayHeyyShohei posted...
I bet you sided with Robin Thicke in the Marvin Gaye lawsuit.
Can you provide an actual answer

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