Current Events > $1,000,000, but your eventual cause of death involves your butt.

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Trumble
10/21/23 8:30:12 AM
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It could be anything from butt cancer, to getting shot in the butt, to dying of constipation... All that's certian is that it will be related to your butt. You do not die any sooner than you otherwise would have; only the cause of death changes.

The money is untaxed Australian dollars.

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Sufferedphoneix
10/21/23 8:58:01 AM
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Somethings gotta kill me.

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R1masher
10/21/23 9:01:22 AM
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How does this effect my $1,000,000 life insurance policy

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LinkDaLunatic
10/21/23 9:03:10 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Somethings gotta kill me.
First thing I thought lol gonna die anyway, why should I care if it's butt related? I'll take the cash

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Sufferedphoneix
10/21/23 9:05:20 AM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
First thing I thought lol gonna die anyway, why should I care if it's butt related? I'll take the cash

That's my go to line whenever someone says this or they is bad for me.

It's a roll of the dice. My mom's best friend died in his 20s to cancer. Never smoked or drank. My grandma made it to 90 and smoked and drank.

So fuck it I'm gonna enjoy life.

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willythemailboy
10/21/23 9:59:32 AM
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It's not like I'm going to be around to be embarrassed (lol) about my obituary.

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Smackems
10/21/23 10:02:56 AM
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We all expected that anyway

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