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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/22/23 9:30:27 PM
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Grrrr...I can't fight it. The knowledge of social injustice existing SURGES THROUGH ME.

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MarthGoomba
10/22/23 9:31:25 PM
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I haven't cringed this hard in a long time

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Priere
10/22/23 9:31:49 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/6/AAFOjXAAE9rq.jpg

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/22/23 9:32:57 PM
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Priere posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/6/AAFOjXAAE9rq.jpg

awwooo uwu

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/22/23 9:42:24 PM
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Last night I was enjoying a heart-pounding session game of video gaming classic, Duke Nukem Forever when all of a sudden my body seized up against my will and my mind started screaming about how problematic it was. My body betrayed me and forced me to play Gone Home on repeat before I faded to black. I woke up in a fevered haze surrounded by indie games from itachi.io and no memory of what i had done

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XxKrazyChaosxX
10/22/23 9:45:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/2/AAJmR2AAE9rw.jpg

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eggcorn
10/22/23 9:49:02 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
I haven't cringed this hard in a long time
Was it the username or the topic?

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Billyionaire
10/22/23 9:58:33 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/2/AAfBGKAAE9r6.jpg

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TheFuriousInch
10/22/23 10:03:51 PM
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eggcorn posted...
Was it the username or the topic?
https://imgur.com/gallery/c7NJRa2

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Shishiwakamaru
10/22/23 10:05:08 PM
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Omg your username is so cool I cant handle it

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Dark_Arbron
10/22/23 10:09:12 PM
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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX posted...
I am werewoke

Youre man wolk?

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itachi15243
10/22/23 10:10:41 PM
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Conservative by day and woke by night
He makes me cringe on sight
Werewoke!

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TheGoldenEel
10/22/23 10:11:21 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
I haven't cringed this hard in a long time
Just think, TC is like 40 years old

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/23/23 12:57:14 AM
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Normally i only play games that aren't political, like Metal Gear Solid. But the closer to the full moon we get, the more my hand fights against me just like liquid ocelot. I tust tried to play pro deer hunting 2, monster truck championship, and WWE22k3 (all wholesome conservative games without the mind virus in them) but I blacked out again and when I woke up I was surrounded by a bunch of flags for countries I don't think exist.

help

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Kradek
10/23/23 12:59:28 AM
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Priere posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/6/AAFOjXAAE9rq.jpg

Pffffthahahaha damn that was actually hilarious even though the "coming out" joke was expected.

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VeggetaX
10/23/23 1:02:22 AM
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That's quite the username

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party_animal07
10/23/23 2:20:18 AM
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This is a gimmick I can get behind

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/23/23 12:03:02 PM
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Itchy, tasty

I could not sleep, for I was far too woke. When I came out of the mind virus trance this morning, I was fully moisturized with artisanal shower product and my mouth and nails were caked with a thick layer of avocado spread. My god, how much toast did I eat last night.

This can not continue. I need to consult a professional. Someone who would know about the chemicals they were putting in the water to make the gamers woke.

I picked up the phone. "Alex, it's me, XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX. I need your help."

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FortuneCookie
10/23/23 12:22:23 PM
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Priere posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/6/AAFOjXAAE9rq.jpg

I laughed more than I should have.
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teep_
10/23/23 12:26:00 PM
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eggcorn posted...
Was it the username or the topic?
Yes

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/24/23 11:28:22 AM
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My worst fears had been confirmed. Mr Jones told me of the chemicals in the water that were doing this to me, and that only one source of power was enough to break my curse. If I couldn't do this by the time the moon filled, I would never be able to read a harry potter book again.

I needed to find the 7 holy gamer-words of power. Slurs so potent they were sealed away back in the 90s after someone unleashed them on an innocent counterstrike server. The problem? The only known remaining source of the holy gamerwords were in the ancient texts of the Problenomicon and the Encyclopedia Problematica. They were said to be stored in the most woke place on the planet: New York City Library.

I rang up my buddy Judd and hopped into his Ford 450; and we started to roll coal towards the heart of darkness itself: Manhattan.

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Billyionaire
10/24/23 7:11:21 PM
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Next installment when?

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Hayame_Zero
10/24/23 7:14:07 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/0/AABfkMAAE-Eu.jpg

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/25/23 1:58:33 PM
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I dare not to sleep, lest I become woke again. Judd and I were rollin' coal and traveling the land, making good progress into the heart of evil. But I noticed his focus slipping the closer we got to Manhattan.

When Alan Jackson's were you there when the towers fell came on the radio and he didn't sing along, I had some suspicions. Now Judd's always been a good ol' boy but he was never the brightest bulb in the batch, and I began to fear the woke mind virus waves radiating from the east coast were getting to him.

Still, I didn't expect it when his head began to spin in circles, his eyes glowed bright yellow, and he began to talk about trading in the coal roller for an electric vehicle. He had been compromised, no doubt about it.

After we crossed into Manhattan, I knew he was delivering me into the enemies clutches, so I jumped out the door, tucked and rolled, and rose to see the horror in front of me. Dozens of people surrounded me, eyes all glowing yellow.

A child approached, and asked me to buy some girl scout cookies, but I would not be taken in that easily. "WOKE!" I screamed, and pushed her into a careening stumble. She crashed into a street performance artist who was doing some sort of ritual dance on stilts to appease baphomet or some other dark lord. I took advantage of the momentary chaos to flee deeper and find a manhole and enter the dark underbelly of manhattan's sewers.

As soon as I descended completely, the shadows came to life, swirling and surrounded me on all sides; nothing but gleaming teeth and nails visible in the darkness. I reached back into my pocket and pulled out my personal-sized copy of the constitution to hold above my head, "C.H.U.Ds OF THE UNDERGROUND, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. BY THE NAMES OF WASHINGTON, JEFFERSON, JACKSON AND HAMILTON, I COMPEL YOU! FOR I AM WEREWOKE AND THE FULL MOON RISES THREE DAYS HENCE!"

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ZaruenKosai
10/25/23 2:10:17 PM
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This morning I woke up with this feeling
I didn't know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself
I'd hide it to myself and never talk about it
And did not go and shout it when you walked into the room

Though it worries me to say that I never felt this way
I don't know what I'm up against
I don't know what it's all about
I got so much to think about


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BearlyWilling
10/25/23 2:12:24 PM
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What

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XxX_6GAMING9GOKU_XxX
10/26/23 11:14:41 AM
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Communication with the chuds proved difficult. They had been cut off from the heartland long enough that they had developed their own language rooted in ancient chudskrit. Based entirely off of metaphor, feelings, and their shared cultural history; the communication went something like this:

Chud: gesturing between us "Bush and Cheney, on the campaign trail"
me: nodding, and pointing to myself, expressing extreme sorrow "Trump, when the votes were counted"
Chud: expressing courage and pointing to me "Washington! Crossing the Delaware!"
Me: Offering him a candy bar "Washington lobby groups, their arms wide."

Eventually, Chudrick took me to their leader, and I looked up upon a majestic throne of pillows - standing clean and pristine as the driven snow, amongst the shit and vile waste of the big city.

I took a knee and bowed my head, "Mypillow.com guy. I've heard much about you from your affiliates. I have used online code STOPTHESTEAL to get 25% off my online order. I come seeking your aid. For I have but two days before the woke mind virus completely takes hold and the full moon shines brightest. Please, help. I dare not to sleep lest I become woke once more."

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Alteres
10/26/23 11:29:49 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/1/AAdEX3AAE-db.jpg
Off topic maybe?

What is this ad I got?

My first thought because of the topic was that it is a woke horror movie...

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