Current Events > George Santos Claims His 5-Year Old Niece Got Kidnapped by Chinese Communists

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Humble_Novice
10/25/23 12:42:11 AM
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https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/1716925465041244641

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hockeybub89
10/25/23 12:43:26 AM
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MAGAts: "Well of course the Chinese communists paid off the police to hide it!"

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CE_gonna_CE
10/25/23 12:45:03 AM
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Huh

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Doom_Art
10/25/23 12:47:52 AM
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I honestly just feel bad for him at this point tbh

He's very clearly sick in the head

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Ricemills
10/25/23 12:48:22 AM
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Of all the things he could blame, why Chinese Communist?

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Dark_Arbron
10/25/23 12:49:27 AM
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Ricemills posted...
Of all the things he could blame, why Chinese Communist?

Buzz words.

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Zikten
10/25/23 12:57:47 AM
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Why does he keep making up shit?
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Shotgunnova
10/25/23 1:09:45 AM
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Of his niece's peril, Santos commented, "She got too close to the Syphon Filter virus."

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SiO4
10/25/23 1:14:15 AM
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Zany is correct.

This dude is out there.
I've by Republican standards.

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SpawnShadow
10/25/23 1:15:52 AM
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Better check Santos's basement. Considering all the shit that his entire party has done and promptly accused others of doing, I fully expect to hear that he himself kidnapped a five-year-old girl, if not even more children.
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Thermador446
10/25/23 1:24:33 AM
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Honestly, with all his scams, Santos wouldn't surprise me if he actually has pissed off the Chinese government

But this is clearly BS to a ridiculous degree.
He needs removed from office before his lies get someone killed.

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ThePieReborn
10/25/23 1:42:14 AM
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Did we ever learn wtf was going on with that baby he was carrying out of an office or whatever last week/the week before?

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Starks
10/25/23 1:42:55 AM
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I think he's trying to adopt his staffer's baby.

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King_Rial
10/25/23 1:47:57 AM
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Starks posted...
I think he's trying to adopt his staffer's baby.
Where are you getting this from? I can't find anything on Google about it.

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SiO4
10/25/23 1:54:07 AM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Better check Santos's basement.


I heard he lives in The Alamo.

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TomClark
10/25/23 1:57:51 AM
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That man is not okay.

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Smashingpmkns
10/25/23 2:05:12 AM
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He just lies about shit he really doesn't have to lie about. Should probably see someone about that.

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ForsakenHermit
10/25/23 2:06:14 AM
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At this point if Santos confirmed that the sky is blue I'd double check it.

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PurpleOutsider
10/25/23 2:14:34 AM
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Well, SNL is going to have fun with that.

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008Zulu
10/25/23 2:19:49 AM
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Zikten posted...
Why does he keep making up shit?
It gets him the attention he craved so very much growing up.

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UnholyMudcrab
10/25/23 2:33:38 AM
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What about the child he kidnapped from one of his staffers? I feel like we all kinda just forgot about that story.

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TomClark
10/25/23 3:26:23 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
What about the child he kidnapped from one of his staffers? I feel like we all kinda just forgot about that story.

To be fair, it's a pretty mid-tier story compared to all the other GOP wackiness at the moment.

"Btw, George Santos stole a baby live on camera."
"Heh. Yeah."

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brestugo
10/25/23 6:23:16 AM
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Some Republicans will say anything to become Speaker.

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Fenriswolf
10/25/23 7:07:03 AM
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Sadly some chuds would take his crap seriously and use it to assault Asian Americans

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Notti
10/28/23 5:11:59 AM
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The party of trump attracts liars conmen and trolls.

Birds of a feather.

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mybbqrules
10/28/23 1:13:47 PM
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Zikten posted...
Why does he keep making up shit?
Because his fellow Republicans keep letting go him get away with it because rubber stamp, instead of booting his clearly-unfit-to-serve ass out (along with the rest of the freedumb caucus)

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UnsteadyOwl
10/28/23 1:20:33 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
He just lies about shit he really doesn't have to lie about. Should probably see someone about that.
Telling wild and unbelievable stories and lying even when there's nothing to gain by doing so are two signs of a pathological liar.

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ooger
10/28/23 1:22:09 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
I honestly just feel bad for him at this point tbh

He's very clearly sick in the head
I don't feel bad for those who voted him in.

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MarcoRubio
10/28/23 1:25:41 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/9/AAZdM4AADbwN.jpg

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Bandit_Keith
10/28/23 1:28:49 PM
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ooger posted...
I don't feel bad for those who voted him in.
They didn't know any of this because the Democrats didn't even bother to do any real oppo research.

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ooger
10/28/23 1:38:41 PM
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LOL, okay, sure.

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Block_that_Kick
10/28/23 1:39:15 PM
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He also apparently has a FUPA. Or maybe thats where hes hiding the baby he stole.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/2/AADYzzAAE-3s.jpg

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DrizztLink
10/28/23 1:40:31 PM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
He also apparently has a FUPA.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/2/AADYzzAAE-3s.jpg
That looks like someone asked an AI to make a picture of a human-version character from Arthur.

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DirkDiggles
10/28/23 1:50:38 PM
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He's right though. La-li-lu-le-lo is behind the kidnapping. Maybe George Santos can commission Metal Gear to finally be built.

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DrizztLink
10/28/23 1:52:31 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
He's right though. La-li-lu-le-lo is behind the kidnapping. Maybe George Santos can commission Metal Gear to finally be built.
Nah.

Santomachines, son.

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Forty_Niners
10/28/23 1:53:34 PM
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Some have said that habitual lying isn't a mental disorder, and I disagree.

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Dark_Arbron
10/28/23 1:54:49 PM
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Forty_Niners posted...
Some have said that habitual lying isn't a mental disorder, and I disagree.

I'm no psyche but it could just be the result of someone with a lot of bad behavior to hide.

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