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nocturnal_traveler
10/26/23 12:38:27 AM
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She's hot, and will grant you three wishes, with the exception of wishing for more wishes, or killing anyone. She'll even grant them the way you intended them to be. The catch? When you die, your soul belongs to her.

Do you go for it?

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hyperskate65
10/26/23 12:39:42 AM
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Triple world hunger

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Kai_Laguna
10/26/23 12:40:19 AM
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Nothing says I can't wish for more souls.
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MisterPengy
10/26/23 12:40:50 AM
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1) Wish to fuck her

2) Wish for a metric fuckton of cash

3) Never make the third wish so my soul don't belong to her

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Tyranthraxus
10/26/23 12:41:10 AM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
She's hot, and will grant you three wishes, with the exception of wishing for more wishes, or killing anyone. She'll even grant them the way you intended them to be. The catch? When you die, your soul belongs to her.

Do you go for it?
Wish #1 immortality

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Kai_Laguna
10/26/23 12:42:34 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Wish #1 immortality
Wish2, and 3 better be for eternal youth and eternal health or you just screwed yourself.
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Ivany2008
10/26/23 12:54:24 AM
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Pass. I've learned through multiple mediums that wishes always come with some sort of catch unless your extremely specific. You could ask to be the wealthiest person in the world and the genie could just make everyone else broke. That said, I would pull the cop out answer of "Give me a magic tablet that cannot be broken", "Make it so that anything I write in this magic tablet comes true", "Make it so this magic tablet can never run out of power".
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masterbarf
10/26/23 12:57:05 AM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
Wish2, and 3 better be for eternal youth and eternal health or you just screwed yourself.
How do you deal with the unfathomably long times that will be spent in empty space?

MisterPengy posted...
3) Never make the third wish so my soul don't belong to her
What if you get one of those itches under the numb part of your foot that won't go away no matter what you do?

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