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boxoto 10/26/23 6:44:10 AM #1:	it's currently at 30 on Metacritic, but tbf, only a few reviews are out. I doubt many will end up praising it, though. https://www.metacritic.com/movie/five-nights-at-freddys/ --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:976867146] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>it's currently at 30 on Metacritic, but tbf, only a few reviews are out. I doubt many will end up praising it, though. https://www.metacritic.com/movie/five-nights-at-freddys/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trelve 10/26/23 6:46:11 AM #2:	Who could have guessed? <cite>Trelve posted [p:976867165] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Who could have guessed? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 10/26/23 6:48:44 AM #3:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/9/AAc9UyAADiVd.jpg --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:976867197] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/9/AAc9UyAADiVd.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 10/26/23 6:49:42 AM #4:	"movie critics" have to be the most pompous gits out there. boomers at "The Irish Times" or "The Telegraph" probably don't even know what FNAF is. just let the kids have their fun. --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:976867213] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>"movie critics" have to be the most pompous gits out there. boomers at "The Irish Times" or "The Telegraph" probably don't even know what FNAF is. just let the kids have their fun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PaintGimmick 10/26/23 7:44:07 AM #5:	I am shocked... SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. <cite>PaintGimmick posted [p:976867631] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>I am shocked... SHOCKED!Well, not that shocked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/26/23 7:45:49 AM #6:	When Scott said he had been working on this script "For a Decade" i just got Phantom Menance vibes You knew it was gonna blow --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976867641] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>When Scott said he had been working on this script "For a Decade" i just got Phantom Menance vibesYou knew it was gonna blow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 10/26/23 7:45:57 AM #7:	Regardless of how good it actually is, this was not the kind of movie that movie critics would rate highly. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:976867643] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Regardless of how good it actually is, this was not the kind of movie that movie critics would rate highly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/26/23 9:08:54 AM #8:	IGN's review in particular caught my eye. dudes are complaining about how the movie has "too much plot". like wtf... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:976868506] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>IGN's review in particular caught my eye.dudes are complaining about how the movie has "too much plot". like wtf...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
random_man9119 10/26/23 10:08:05 AM #9:	I'm not shocked... I figured this would be a movie the fans of the franchise would enjoy mostly... Which is why I think I'll enjoy it... --- NNID:MrOddities\|PSN:OddGamer2013 Playing:\|Pokemon Scarlet/Violet\|LoZ: Twilight Princess\|Mortal Kombat 1\|Baldur's Gate 3\|Vampire Survivors\|Spider-Man 2 <cite>random_man9119 posted [p:976869246] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>I'm not shocked... I figured this would be a movie the fans of the franchise would enjoy mostly... Which is why I think I'll enjoy it... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 10/26/23 10:10:41 AM #10:	I generally take reviews into consideration, but usually not when it's a horror film. It has to be extremely low (<20) to consider not watching one. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:976869298] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>I generally take reviews into consideration, but usually not when it's a horror film. It has to be extremely low (<20) to consider not watching one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake 10/26/23 10:16:15 AM #11:	I dont know anything about this series but this looked like a fun intro horror movie for my daughter. Shes really starting to get into the genre I think its streaming on Peacock? Might be worth a months subscription to check it out --- Pine State milk <cite>DyingPancake posted [p:976869378] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>I dont know anything about this series but this looked like a fun intro horror movie for my daughter. Shes really starting to get into the genreI think its streaming on Peacock? Might be worth a months subscription to check it out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DepreceV2 10/26/23 10:35:23 AM #13:	I don't care at all what movie critics have to say. Movie critics and audience opinions lining up feels like it's a crap shoot at best. --- Atlanta Falcons choking a 28-3 lead in the 3rd qtr: https://youtu.be/gY8exXZgyqc Atlanta Falcons choking a 26-10 lead in the 4th qtr: https://youtu.be/BYJHgyXiwvs <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:976869643] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>I don't care at all what movie critics have to say. Movie critics and audience opinions lining up feels like it's a crap shoot at best. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/26/23 10:35:42 AM #14:	Scott "5 Nights at Freddys" Cawthon is not Quentin Tarantino --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976869650] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Scott "5 Nights at Freddys" Cawthon is not Quentin Tarantino </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/26/23 10:36:09 AM #15:	I didn't even realize it was coming out this week until I saw an ad yesterday. That isn't a good sign because you would think they would market a film with a huge fan base like FNaF like crazy. Even if the film was bad. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Save Star trek prodigy <cite>creativerealms posted [p:976869658] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>I didn't even realize it was coming out this week until I saw an ad yesterday. That isn't a good sign because you would think they would market a film with a huge fan base like FNaF like crazy. Even if the film was bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo 10/26/23 10:37:01 AM #16:	Metacritic, please tell me what to think. --- Moderated for telling people not to commit illegal acts of assault and murder.09/2/23 Also moderated for not responding to obvious bait. - 10/03/23 <cite>Torgo posted [p:976869672] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Metacritic, please tell me what to think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 10/26/23 10:38:08 AM #17:	creativerealms posted... I didn't even realize it was coming out this week until I saw an ad yesterday. That isn't a good sign because you would think they would market a film with a huge fan base like FNaF like crazy. Even if the film was bad. Eh. It's not really needed because the massive fanbase seems to be really tuned in to the internet and content creators. So I'm sure the message gets out to them specifically. It's the people who no nothing about the franchise that will probably struggle to hear about it. --- Atlanta Falcons choking a 28-3 lead in the 3rd qtr: https://youtu.be/gY8exXZgyqc Atlanta Falcons choking a 26-10 lead in the 4th qtr: https://youtu.be/BYJHgyXiwvs <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:976869688] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>creativerealms posted... </cite><quote>I didn't even realize it was coming out this week until I saw an ad yesterday. That isn't a good sign because you would think they would market a film with a huge fan base like FNaF like crazy. Even if the film was bad.</quote>Eh. It's not really needed because the massive fanbase seems to be really tuned in to the internet and content creators. So I'm sure the message gets out to them specifically. It's the people who no nothing about the franchise that will probably struggle to hear about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Gear_Raxis 10/26/23 10:47:20 AM #18:	Critics tend not to like video game adaptations, so I'm not surprised. --- As the morning sun rises, my lingering memories fade. I no longer see your silhouette. It's too far gone into the haze. <cite>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted [p:976869799] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Critics tend not to like video game adaptations, so I'm not surprised. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BakonBitz 10/26/23 11:09:17 AM #20:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... IGN's review in particular caught my eye. dudes are complaining about how the movie has "too much plot". like wtf... I guess maybe it doesn't have a lot of scares for being a horror movie? Because otherwise yeah that is a stupid complaint. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>BakonBitz posted [p:976870080] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite><quote>IGN's review in particular caught my eye.dudes are complaining about how the movie has "too much plot". like wtf...</quote>I guess maybe it doesn't have a lot of scares for being a horror movie? Because otherwise yeah that is a stupid complaint. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/26/23 11:16:18 AM #21:	Back_Stabbath posted... "movie critics" have to be the most pompous gits out there. boomers at "The Irish Times" or "The Telegraph" probably don't even know what FNAF is. just let the kids have their fun. pegusus123456 posted... Regardless of how good it actually is, this was not the kind of movie that movie critics would rate highly. Seems like people always say stuff like this when shitty movies get shitty reviews. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:976870186] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Back_Stabbath posted...</cite><quote>"movie critics" have to be the most pompous gits out there. boomers at "The Irish Times" or "The Telegraph" probably don't even know what FNAF is. just let the kids have their fun.</quote>pegusus123456 posted...</cite><quote>Regardless of how good it actually is, this was not the kind of movie that movie critics would rate highly.</quote>Seems like people always say stuff like this when shitty movies get shitty reviews. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/26/23 11:17:39 AM #22:	It doesn't matter, it's going to make a lot of money --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:976870200] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>It doesn't matter, it's going to make a lot of money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 10/26/23 11:18:54 AM #24:	Heineken14 posted... Seems like people always say stuff like this when shitty movies get shitty reviews. alright, what did this property do that is right wing? I can't keep up with this stuff. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:976870217] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>Seems like people always say stuff like this when shitty movies get shitty reviews.</quote>alright, what did this property do that is right wing?I can't keep up with this stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame_Zero 10/26/23 11:19:52 AM #26:	Heineken14 posted... Seems like people always say stuff like this when shitty movies get shitty reviews. Everyone complains about reviewers until they find one who fully agrees with them. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:976870231] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>Seems like people always say stuff like this when shitty movies get shitty reviews.</quote>Everyone complains about reviewers until they find one who fully agrees with them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/26/23 11:20:43 AM #27:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] They are actual puppets. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:976870247] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> They are actual puppets. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame_Zero 10/26/23 11:25:26 AM #29:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Yeah, and they're arguably Muppets. The Jim Henson Company made them. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:976870317] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Yeah, and they're arguably Muppets. The Jim Henson Company made them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 10/26/23 11:29:29 AM #30:	"Never, ever feed them after midnight...." --- Insert some witty line here <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:976870383] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>"Never, ever feed them after midnight...." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/26/23 11:51:48 AM #31:	Metal_Gear_Raxis posted... Critics tend not to like video game adaptations, so I'm not surprised. They tend to not be good. Only recently have audiences even liked some. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Save Star trek prodigy <cite>creativerealms posted [p:976870755] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted... </cite><quote>Critics tend not to like video game adaptations, so I'm not surprised.</quote>They tend to not be good. Only recently have audiences even liked some. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
codey 10/26/23 11:55:44 AM #32:	It's horror for 12 year olds, of course it's not good. --- *runs out of topic naked* <cite>codey posted [p:976870807] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>It's horror for 12 year olds, of course it's not good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/26/23 11:58:53 AM #34:	Most horror aimed at adults isn't good either --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976870854] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Most horror aimed at adults isn't good either </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 10/26/23 11:59:50 AM #35:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Also, Stranger Things is horror aimed for preteens, and is one of the biggest TV shows in the world. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:976870872] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Also, Stranger Things is horror aimed for preteens, and is one of the biggest TV shows in the world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/26/23 3:47:38 PM #36:	Hayame_Zero posted... Also, Stranger Things is horror aimed for preteens, and is one of the biggest TV shows in the world. Stranger things is made for people who were pre-teens in the 1980s. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Save Star trek prodigy <cite>creativerealms posted [p:976874306] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>Also, Stranger Things is horror aimed for preteens, and is one of the biggest TV shows in the world.</quote>Stranger things is made for people who were pre-teens in the 1980s. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 10/26/23 5:55:22 PM #37:	It's a videogame movie, usually they're either decent or a confusing pile of garbage. Occasionally they are great. I think Pokemon is the only one that has the most consistently good films, with MK's animated films closing the gap. I'll judge for myself tomorrow. --- I'm just a girl who loves games <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:976876444] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>It's a videogame movie, usually they're either decent or a confusing pile of garbage. Occasionally they are great. I think Pokemon is the only one that has the most consistently good films, with MK's animated films closing the gap. I'll judge for myself tomorrow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 10/26/23 5:56:40 PM #38:	Metal_Gear_Raxis posted... Critics tend not to like video game adaptations, so I'm not surprised. That too. --- I'm just a girl who loves games <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:976876472] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted... </cite><quote>Critics tend not to like video game adaptations, so I'm not surprised.</quote>That too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 10/26/23 5:59:25 PM #39:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I thought they did a very good job with scary stories to tell in the dark. I was pleasantly surprised. Especially since the only thing scary about the books were the drawings. They really brought them to life. --- I'm just a girl who loves games <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:976876518] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I thought they did a very good job with scary stories to tell in the dark. I was pleasantly surprised. Especially since the only thing scary about the books were the drawings. They really brought them to life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 10/27/23 9:41:29 PM #40:	I'm gonna be honest here: Critics are bad at judging horror, with few exceptions. That's not a new phenomenon. Doesn't mean this movie is good or that a lot of terrible horror films they've knocked aren't bad, but I do trust them essentially the least of any genre when it comes to accurately assessing a horror film lol --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:976897153] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna be honest here: Critics are bad at judging horror, with few exceptions. That's not a new phenomenon. Doesn't mean this movie is good or that a lot of terrible horror films they've knocked aren't bad, but I do trust them essentially the least of any genre when it comes to accurately assessing a horror film lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/27/23 9:42:35 PM #41:	Very few video game to movie/tv series haven't sucked. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:976897172] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>Very few video game to movie/tv series haven't sucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/29/23 11:27:44 AM #42:	008Zulu posted... Very few video game to movie/tv series haven't sucked. The 90s Mortal Kombat movie broke the curse --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976920128] in reviews fo... [t:80603382]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted... </cite><quote>Very few video game to movie/tv series haven't sucked.</quote>The 90s Mortal Kombat movie broke the curse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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