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bnui_ransder
10/29/23 4:09:32 PM
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You dont know how or why, but you just know 100% that he's your son. What do you do

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bnui_ransder
10/29/23 4:47:29 PM
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Alright, who filled the hole back up

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DocileOrangeCup
10/29/23 4:57:29 PM
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My son! I'll take him to auto zone

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uwnim
10/29/23 5:11:10 PM
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So I went to dig a hole, and found a kid in the ground?
I have no idea what to do. Like the kid is very likely not registered with the state, so that has to get resolved. But that's probably rather difficult. =/

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ArkhamOrigins
10/29/23 5:12:34 PM
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Wtf is that last option?

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wackyteen
10/29/23 5:12:59 PM
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Alright who stole my semen and impregnated some poor lady without my knowledge?

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uwnim
10/29/23 5:17:05 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Alright who stole my semen and impregnated some poor lady without my knowledge?
Probably no one. I'd guess it is some magic stuff, like how in stories a couple finds a child inside some fruit or vegetable

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Smackems
10/29/23 5:18:03 PM
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Keep walking

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bnui_ransder
10/29/23 5:19:57 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
Wtf is that last option?
Like a "Get out of Poll Free" option

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Smackems
10/29/23 5:21:14 PM
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How the hell did you come across that pic

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bnui_ransder
10/29/23 5:24:17 PM
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Smackems posted...
How the hell did you come across that pic
Google "kid being dug out of the ground"

8th result

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ArkhamOrigins
10/29/23 5:27:13 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
Google "kid being dug out of the ground"

8th result

Why weren't the first 7 good enough?

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The_Wheelman1
10/29/23 5:27:51 PM
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I had sex? Sweet!

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bnui_ransder
10/29/23 5:29:09 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
Why weren't the first 7 good enough?
Because reading the results it was about kids getting buried alive in a sand hole and thats terrifying so I skipped a lot

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Villain_S_Fiend
10/29/23 5:30:50 PM
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Tell him he better fill that hole before I have to mow the yard.

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Smackems
10/29/23 5:45:38 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
Because reading the results it was about kids getting buried alive in a sand hole and thats terrifying so I skipped a lot
You musta got pretty bored

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/29/23 5:48:17 PM
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If Japanese mythology has taught me anything, it's that finding an infant in strange circumstances won't end badly in any way.

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BloodMoon7
10/29/23 5:51:58 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
Alright, who filled the hole back up
Me. It's for the best, life is only suffering. He will be happier with his mole people family.

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DementedDurian
10/29/23 5:58:00 PM
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Neighbor: What is your son doing with that shovel?

Proud Papa: Oh, he's digging a hole to China, according to my wife. You know how kids are.

Neighbor: That's funny, because it looks like he's digging a hole and putting your fancy china it in.

*record scratches*

Not-So-Proud Papa: JAMES!!! GET RIGHT HERE THIS INSTANT!!!

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