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Accolon
10/31/23 6:16:25 PM
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She needs to get her shit together.

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NeonTentacles
10/31/23 6:17:07 PM
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"Hey honey, get your shit together!"

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Southernfatman
10/31/23 6:17:28 PM
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Compile your waste product in an organized manner.

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Charged151
10/31/23 6:17:32 PM
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Maybe telling her that her current behavior is upsetting you would be a good place to start.

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GeminiDeus
10/31/23 6:17:39 PM
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What's the context?

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ai123
10/31/23 6:17:45 PM
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Ask how you can help her get her shit together.

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WalkingPlague
10/31/23 6:17:54 PM
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"i don't cook; i don't clean, but lemme' tell you how i got this ring."

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MabusIncarnate
10/31/23 6:18:50 PM
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Buy her a trapper keeper

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FaceThePain
10/31/23 6:38:58 PM
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Tell her to get her poop in a group.

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Babidi123
10/31/23 6:39:29 PM
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You have kids? Have one of them tell her
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AloneIBreak
10/31/23 6:40:40 PM
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Hows her feet?

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A_Good_Boy
10/31/23 6:42:21 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
What's the context?
Her shit is all over the place. TC needs her to collect it into one place.

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MartavisBryant
10/31/23 6:43:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tGL-buZ94Y&t=8s&ab_channel=RufusZombot

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rexcrk
10/31/23 7:20:53 PM
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Probably shouldve had this settled before getting married


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divot1338
10/31/23 7:30:19 PM
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Have sex with her best friend.

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Bugmeat
10/31/23 7:34:23 PM
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Passive aggressive sticky notes left in stategic locations are the best way to handle these situations!!


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