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Trumpo
11/01/23 9:12:40 PM
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So back in the 90's Nintendo was going to name the Nintendo 64 the Nintendo Ultra 64 (Thanks Killer Instinct Arcade). What if the new console is named Nintendo Ultra Switch?

Long time Nintendo fanboys will orgasm and make a mess of their pants if they hear a familiar name from when they were little shits.

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Starrky
11/01/23 9:26:43 PM
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Don't be fooled into thinking Nintendo is going to make any smart moves with the next console. Whenever they make a successful new console they always bean it on the next one.

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ssk9716757
11/01/23 9:27:20 PM
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Dolphin

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Trumpo
11/01/23 9:28:41 PM
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Everyone claps and world peace lasts for Sixty Four hours fuck I need to lay on ff the bottle.

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Chadawah
11/01/23 9:50:44 PM
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It will be called "The Nintendo"
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NoxObscuras
11/01/23 9:52:57 PM
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I don't know... This is the company that decided that 'Wii U' was a good name for the Wii's successor.

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GuerrillaSoldier
11/01/23 9:54:02 PM
#7:


switch U


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creativeme
11/01/23 10:07:08 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I don't know... This is the company that decided that 'Wii U' was a good name for the Wii's successor.

GuerrillaSoldier posted...
switch U

lmfao

i was gonna say switch up

and the ultra switch is honestly almost as bad as the wii u name. people will think it's just like a switch pro and not a real console and it'll sell like crap again. especially if it looks basically the same as the switch. even if they turn it into a large 3ds switch thing like the patent.

it really should just be a switch 2 and backwards compatible with the switch. for once they should just keep things simple and keep riding the switch name instead of a drastic change. all of us only expect it to be about as powerful as the ps4 which should probably keep it around the $300 price point. i know we'd all like a console on par with modern ones but nintendo has shown they haven't cared about that since the GC days.

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legendarylemur
11/01/23 10:12:06 PM
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Next Ninty consoel will be called Trump Steaks 2

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EvilResident
11/01/23 10:34:27 PM
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NX

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__aCEr__
11/01/23 10:51:35 PM
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Switche2oo

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Kami_no_Kami
11/01/23 11:15:21 PM
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How about the Nintendo Gauge, or NGage for short?
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FarmIcon
11/01/23 11:19:46 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I don't know... This is the company that decided that 'Wii U' was a good name for the Wii's successor.
Wiiu=peeu
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Chadawah
11/02/23 12:34:39 AM
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SwitchMe. You have to throw your controller to other people on two of the Mario Party games and one Mario Kart game. The controller reads people's vital signs to know if it is a different person.
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