Current Events > This couple next to me on the subway was being all sexual and shit

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Blo
11/05/23 7:45:15 PM
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I'm sitting down, the woman was sitting next to me but the guy was standing over her. She started stroking his thigh with her hand, looking up at him suggestively. He took a photo of her looking up like that, then playfully pushed her head towards him. She had her fingers on his zipper when I had to get off.

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hockeybub89
11/05/23 7:46:15 PM
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Blo posted...
She had her fingers on his zipper when I had to get off.
Sounds like you weren't the only one who got off

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Smackems
11/05/23 7:48:57 PM
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That was me, she actually bit my weenie off and I'm bleeding out

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MrResetti
11/05/23 8:29:03 PM
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Boebert strikes again
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GuerrillaSoldier
11/05/23 8:33:27 PM
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poor boy you must be traumatized


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InTheEyesOfFire
11/05/23 8:56:11 PM
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On the Subway you eat fresh.

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The_Wheelman1
11/09/23 1:34:18 AM
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Looks like you got off too soon

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thekosmicfool
11/09/23 1:36:29 AM
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Is this your stop, Tiger? Time for you to get off...

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bigtiggie23
11/09/23 1:44:12 AM
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This sounds like the cold open to an episode of SVU.

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Ivynn
11/09/23 1:46:56 AM
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Smackems posted...
That was me, she actually bit my weenie off and I'm bleeding out

That was Cpt_Pineapple's sister!

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shironinja
11/09/23 2:08:27 AM
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is this your first time on the subway this happens all the time especially during rush hour

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itachi15243
11/09/23 2:12:57 AM
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Man this topic almost makes me miss being a teen.

Being able to get frisky or even freeky in public and not worry about jail time or worse.

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Arcanine2009
11/09/23 2:20:47 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
Man this topic almost makes me miss being a teen.

Being able to get frisky or even freeky in public and not worry about jail time or worse.
If you're doing it in front of other people, that's gross man.

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