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slacker03150
11/10/23 1:06:54 PM
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Having 56 boyfriends in a year doesn't make you a slut.

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wwinterj25
11/10/23 1:29:26 PM
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True. You're not necessarily fucking said BFs.

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adjl
11/10/23 3:48:46 PM
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Getting to "boyfriend" in less than a week is pretty impressive, let alone doing it repeatedly for a year straight.

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Muscles
11/10/23 3:50:52 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
True. You're not necessarily fucking said BFs.
Especially with 56 of them, that averages out to like 6.5 days each but you know some will be a couple weeks while others are 2 days

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SilentSeph
11/10/23 5:41:49 PM
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The slut cutoff is 57 boyfriends

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Zareth
11/10/23 5:42:29 PM
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My girlfriend sucked 27 dicks!
In a row?

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slacker03150
11/10/23 6:49:51 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
True. You're not necessarily fucking said BFs.
Just because you have a boyfriend it doesn't mean you have to go all the way.

adjl posted...
Getting to "boyfriend" in less than a week is pretty impressive, let alone doing it repeatedly for a year straight.
For the sake of discussion a boyfriend shall be defined as any man you bring to a fevered pitch of uncontrollable ecstasy.


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pjnelson
11/10/23 7:47:31 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
Having 56 boyfriends in a year doesn't make you a slut.

It does make them a massive failure, though. People aren't supposed to change boyfriends/girlfriends like they change underwear. People don't normally go through 56 in a lifetime, let alone a year. Even if a person went through 56 in a lifetime and #56 was the one that stayed, that's still a 98.2% failure rate.

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adjl
11/10/23 8:08:47 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
For the sake of discussion a boyfriend shall be defined as any man you bring to a fevered pitch of uncontrollable ecstasy.

Well then I have 47 boyfriends a night. It's not that hard.

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ParanoidObsessive
11/11/23 1:47:23 AM
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slacker03150 posted...
For the sake of discussion a boyfriend shall be defined as any man you bring to a fevered pitch of uncontrollable ecstasy.

I'm going to be honest, this probably doesn't even describe 50% of all boyfriend/girlfriend relationships.

Or boyfriend/boyfriend ones, for that matter.

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captpackrat
11/11/23 9:10:23 AM
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But what if I did have sex with all 56 boyfriends?

At the same time...

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Muscles
11/11/23 4:09:29 PM
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captpackrat posted...
But what if I did have sex with all 56 boyfriends?

At the same time...
You should probably go to a doctor if you have 56 holes in you

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Zareth
11/11/23 4:53:08 PM
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What if the boyfriends are all microscopic and the holes are just pores in the skin

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adjl
11/11/23 5:21:16 PM
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SPH - Small plasmid humiliation.

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