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cousinvini 11/11/23 7:19:31 AM #1: |
then he was like: i was just kidding lmao chill
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Xatrion 11/11/23 7:20:21 AM #2: |
Thou shalt not......name a thing.
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Foppe 11/11/23 7:21:58 AM #3: |
Remember when he ruined the life of a good guy just to prove a point for Satan?
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HairyQueen 11/11/23 7:22:25 AM #4: |
Remember when God told people it's okay to beat your slaves as long as they don't die immediately?
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Zikten 11/11/23 7:25:03 AM #5: |
Yea. Gods an asshole. I have never understood how Christians read the human sacrifice story and don't come out thinking God is a psychopath ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/23 7:27:43 AM #6: |
Zikten posted...
Yea. Gods an asshole. I have never understood how Christians read the human sacrifice story and don't come out thinking God is a psychopathOld Testament vs New Testament --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BurmesePenguin 11/11/23 7:28:22 AM #7: |
No source, didn't happen
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Zikten 11/11/23 7:28:40 AM #8: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Old Testament vs New TestamentWhich is why I always have thought Christians should not include the old testament. New Testament only makes sense if you say old never happened or has nothing to do with new ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shiby_with_it 11/11/23 7:35:05 AM #9: |
Don't worry it's just a story
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lilORANG 11/11/23 7:36:12 AM #10: |
Remember when Jesus said poop will save your soul?
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Foppe 11/11/23 7:38:07 AM #11: |
Zikten posted...
Which is why I always have thought Christians should not include the old testament. New Testament only makes sense if you say old never happened or has nothing to do with newIt make sense in a "God works in mysterious ways, now be fucking happy that he turned nicer, just look at what he used to be!" way. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 11/11/23 7:40:03 AM #12: |
God kill count I'm the Bible: billions
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Aztex 11/11/23 7:40:51 AM #13: |
The fuck get the mods here and take everyone down for spoilers
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AloneIBreak 11/11/23 8:11:55 AM #14: |
Remember when God called Billy Gunn Bob and when Billy tried to correct him, God said it doesnt matter?
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McMarbles 11/11/23 8:12:40 AM #15: |
First recorded epic troll.
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ZEROWOLF 11/11/23 8:14:56 AM #16: |
https://youtu.be/kQuyC3eLgVA?si=T2LtQxXvi6oPJS4d
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Laserion 11/11/23 8:19:49 AM #17: |
Zikten posted...
Which is why I always have thought Christians should not include the old testament. New Testament only makes sense if you say old never happened or has nothing to do with newOld Testament God is the same guy who tried to tempt Jesus in the desert. That's why he was offering the world, because he owns it. He has the world within a firewall, and Jesus is trying to get us out of it. --- There's no "would of", "should of" or "could of". It's "would've", "should've" and "could've". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/23 8:30:56 AM #18: |
ZEROWOLF posted...
https://youtu.be/kQuyC3eLgVA?si=T2LtQxXvi6oPJS4dJust to add to the fucked upness. God told him to murder but didn't tell him not to murder. An angel turned up and told him not to murder. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OriginalPlain2 11/11/23 8:32:30 AM #19: |
where their worm dieth not and the fire is not quenched
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Southernfatman 11/11/23 8:32:34 AM #20: |
*Send people to hell over for the dumbest reasons, some even out of a person's control, where they suffer horribly forever with no chance of parole or mercy*
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lilORANG 11/11/23 8:39:43 AM #21: |
AloneIBreak posted...
Remember when God called Billy Gunn Bob and when Billy tried to correct him, God said it doesnt matter?God loves remaining people for no reason. Sorry Abram, you're getting an extra syllable bc I said so! --- Let's all please just get along. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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loafy013 11/11/23 8:54:46 AM #22: |
No, but i remember the newer version of it.
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Tyranthraxus 11/11/23 8:58:43 AM #23: |
Foppe posted...
Remember when he ruined the life of a good guy just to prove a point for Satan? God: "Thou shall not tempt the Lord" Satan: "I bet that dude only likes you because you're nice to him." God: "OH YEAH?! WATCH THIS!!!!" --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ANort175 11/11/23 8:59:42 AM #24: |
If God made humans in his image, and most people are assholes, that tells you pretty much all you need to know about the guy himself.
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drclaeys 11/11/23 9:08:24 AM #25: |
Friends,
there is a show called "Good Omens" they have a devil and an angel. well many times they go back in time, in the bible, and you see just HOW nuts the angels were. Like with Job, they let the devil kill his animals, his wifes, his kids. and destroy his house and farm. so kill EVERYTHING thing. The show plays off this, like if God is so good, why does he let the devil kill everyone. I have also seen at trump rallies, a Anti abortion sign.. God is Pro LIFE. the interviewer asks, did not God kill everyone on the earth for Noah's flood???? The Protestor just shuts up and keeps walking. jajajajaj https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1869454/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va14oiiZ6U8 --- Dr. Darrell of Michigan Riden with Biden, Vote Democrat, everyday, every year, every election. Help repair the USA. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 11/11/23 9:12:19 AM #26: |
Foppe posted...
Remember when he ruined the life of a good guy just to prove a point for Satan?Technically god didn't do that he allowed Satan to do whatever he wanted to Job except harm him. Not that that's much better. --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tankboy 11/11/23 9:31:27 AM #27: |
Keep in mind most of the Genesis stories are not about faith. If God directly commands you to do something, you don't do it out of faith, but out of fear. There's no faith involved, since you are getting direct evidence of the supernatural. Abraham "believed" in God for the same reason Persephone "believed" in Hades, and we believe in electricity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/11/23 9:53:46 AM #28: |
Crimsoness posted...
Technically god didn't do that he allowed Satan to do whatever he wanted to Job except harm him. Not that that's much better.TIL intentionally riddling someone with staph infections isn't harm according to God. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HairyQueen 11/11/23 9:55:46 AM #29: |
tankboy posted...
Keep in mind most of the Genesis stories are not about faith. If God directly commands you to do something, you don't do it out of faith, but out of fear. There's no faith involved, since you are getting direct evidence of the supernatural. Abraham "believed" in God for the same reason Persephone "believed" in Hades, and we believe in electricity.It's almost as if these stories were all written over centuries by different people who never met each and had no intention of them being one cohesive message about reality. --- "Every last inch of me's covered in hair!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/11/23 9:57:47 AM #30: |
HairyQueen posted...
It's almost as if these stories were all written over centuries by different people who never met each and had no intention of them being one cohesive message about reality. "Officially" they were all written by Moses. Only the new testament has different authors. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HairyQueen 11/11/23 10:01:02 AM #31: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
"Officially" they were all written by Moses. Only the new testament has different authors.Well that's not even what Christian scholars say about the OT. Traditionally, both Jews and Christians believe Moses is the author and compiler of Genesis and each of the first five books of the Bible also called the Pentateuch: https://www.christianity.com/wiki/bible/who-wrote-the-bible-the-authors-of-each-book.html --- "Every last inch of me's covered in hair!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hornezz 11/11/23 10:02:57 AM #32: |
And then the LORD said: it was just a prank bro
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Tyranthraxus 11/11/23 10:03:40 AM #33: |
Ah mb
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Sariana21 11/11/23 10:04:48 AM #34: |
1) The 10 Commandments didnt exist yet.
2) This story exists in Islam too, but it was Ishmael instead of Isaac. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 11/11/23 10:09:29 AM #35: |
I tried reading the bible but got up to Deuteronomy and had to stop. Just lost interest at that spot.
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ai123 11/11/23 10:15:37 AM #37: |
God was a lot younger then, and he was going through some shit.
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Foppe 11/11/23 10:34:58 AM #38: |
Sariana21 posted...
1) The 10 Commandments didnt exist yet.Many stories from OT and NT appears in Islam, most with differences because a specific prophet couldnt read and misunderstood some things. Like the Last Supper. In Islam, Jesus & CO was out walking when Jesus suddenly said "Dang, Im hungry!". So God sent down a table filled with food, which they ate from. And thats it. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/12/23 7:24:20 AM #39: |
Yeah, Islam recongonizes Jesus as a cool dude, just not the son of God
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