Current Events > DeSantis says anyone talking about his boots has a 'foot fetish'

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brestugo posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9e2315b5.jpg

Lmao, tongue smilin' ass motherfucker is clearly standing on his tiptoes there.

What a small, weak little man in a party loaded with small, weak little men.

NoxObscuras posted...

Nah, he keeps wearing boots and it's weird, so people are calling it out. Him trying to brush it off isn't gonna work lol.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/995df593.jpg

walkin around like he's got hooves.

mybbqrules posted...

Lmao, tongue smilin' ass motherfucker is clearly standing on his tiptoes there.

What a small, weak little man in a party loaded with small, weak little men.

Maybe he's got super long curvy toes

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

"I need to exaggerate my height due my crippling insecurities and
personal belief that no one would take me seriously as a man if I were honest about my physical stature."

That's true in the Republican party though. Marco Rubio got mocked for openly wearing heels, while Rand Paul didn't wear them and just got mocked for being short.

Since he's fucked either way at least DeSantis gets to pull a, "why do you even care?" response to the boot sleuths. He's 100% lying about the lifts and they look ridiculous but they really are trivial relative to constant stream of lies he and the other candidates spew every day.

LeoRavus posted...

Maybe he's got super long curvy toes

And arches that arch down instead of up.

Inohira posted...

Since he's f***ed either way at least DeSantis gets to pull a, "why do you even care?" response to the boot sleuths. He's 100% lying about the lifts and they look ridiculous but they really are trivial relative to the constant stream of lies he and the other candidates spew every day.

Yeah, the lifts thing is just the icing on everything else he's responsible for (and lying about), so I feel that should be on the tail end of everything wrong with that mofo.
Would be hilarious if most of the GOP candidates did call him out on lying about those lifts (not just 1 or two).

A_Good_Boy posted...

A tan suit is just an outfit. Heel lifts are a complex.

I'm sure you knew that though.

To add onto this it's Republicans who have been digging hardest at DeSantis's masculinity after their Fascist-king daddy Trump started doing so.

Attacking someone over something like "manliness" or their insecurities is absolutely a go-to for Republicans.

Whereas the tan suit was bullshit created by Republicans because they needed to advertise just how embarrassing to the nation they truly are.

Bishop9800 posted...

Then he should do something about his state's school teachings.

He is, by actually replacing education with indoctrination.

Kradek posted...

To add onto this it's Republicans who have been digging hardest at DeSantis's masculinity after their Fascist-king daddy Trump started doing so.

Attacking someone over something like "manliness" or their insecurities is absolutely a go-to for Republicans.

Whereas the tan suit was bullshit created by Republicans because they needed to advertise just how embarrassing to the nation they truly are.

He is, by actually replacing education with indoctrination.

There's this bizarre narrative about "balls" that creeps up in their critique of anything lately. DeSantis even used it to criticize Trump.

I know Josh Hawley had that psuedophilosophical rant (book?) about "masculinity" a while back and it seems like there's even some Andrew Tate in there too.

Maybe if Bernie Sanders wore lifts he would have won the Dem Primary

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

Lifts do make you stand and walk in an awkward fashion, but people manage it all the time.

https://medium.com/@DrGJackBrown/body-language-analysis-4382-why-is-donald-trump-leaning-forward-29a69fa4e742

Trump looks like he's on fucking stilts!

brestugo posted...

There's this bizarre narrative about "balls" that creeps up in their critique of anything lately. DeSantis even used it to criticize Trump.

I know Josh Hawley had that psuedophilosophical rant (book?) about "masculinity" a while back and it seems like there's even some Andrew Tate in there too.

Yeah, it's a pattern I've started to notice as well. I don't think it's honestly that deep, I think it's just been a common insult in everybody's childhoods and right-wingers are stuck in their middle/high school bully days.

brestugo posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9e2315b5.jpg

I've seen elves with less curled toes

If someone wrote a political satire with jokes and plots like this a decade ago people would call it too farfetched and over the top.