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CM_Ponch 11/16/23 1:22:58 AM #1:	https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1724392576516600204?t=KPLafiVAG33tRUFICH6bqg&s=19 --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:977240527] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1724392576516600204?t=KPLafiVAG33tRUFICH6bqg&s=19 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 11/16/23 1:30:57 AM #2:	What the fuck? Are they implying what I think they're implying? >_> --- https://imgur.com/a/6KBlCUI https://imgur.com/TpM5kyb https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X https://imgur.com/a/9svV8Gn https://imgur.com/a/vTiJpz3 https://imgur.com/a/j8PIo7A <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:977240601] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck?Are they implying what I think they're implying? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sajo 11/16/23 1:34:33 AM #3:	40k is prophetic. --- Co-host of The RPGShow: A bi-weekly RPG review podcast. http://www.therpgshow.com <cite>Sajo posted [p:977240627] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>40k is prophetic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/16/23 1:42:52 AM #4:	I'm not sure I see the issue here? (Disclaimer, didn't watch the vid, just read the embed.) --- You can't spell Trumble without several letters of the English alphabet. <cite>Trumble posted [p:977240691] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>I'm not sure I see the issue here? (Disclaimer, didn't watch the vid, just read the embed.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 11/16/23 1:48:07 AM #5:	Trumble posted... I'm not sure I see the issue here? (Disclaimer, didn't watch the vid, just read the embed.) She did all she could to retrieve her husbands sperm from his corpse >_> --- https://imgur.com/a/6KBlCUI https://imgur.com/TpM5kyb https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X https://imgur.com/a/9svV8Gn https://imgur.com/a/vTiJpz3 https://imgur.com/a/j8PIo7A <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:977240721] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>I'm not sure I see the issue here? (Disclaimer, didn't watch the vid, just read the embed.)</quote>She did all she could to retrieve her husbands sperm from his corpse >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuerrillaSoldier 11/16/23 1:51:41 AM #6:	SpiritSephiroth posted... What the fuck? --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:977240752] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>SpiritSephiroth posted... </cite><quote>What the fuck?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 11/16/23 1:52:11 AM #7:	LMFAO @ the replies. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:977240753] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>LMFAO @ the replies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 11/16/23 1:58:47 AM #8:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa0ed79c.jpg --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:977240804] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa0ed79c.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/16/23 2:16:09 AM #9:	https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/health-ministry-cuts-red-tape-for-sperm-retrieval-from-sons-killed-in-war/ --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:977240932] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/health-ministry-cuts-red-tape-for-sperm-retrieval-from-sons-killed-in-war/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/16/23 2:17:00 AM #10:	Posthumous sperm retrieval, 36 hours tops --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:977240938] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Posthumous sperm retrieval, 36 hours tops </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 11/16/23 2:19:34 AM #11:	Is that a real thing? Seems incredibly risky and frankly disgusting to gather sperm from a corpse for genuine purposes but Im no doctor <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:977240958] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Is that a real thing? Seems incredibly risky and frankly disgusting to gather sperm from a corpse for genuine purposes but Im no doctor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yo_D_oY 11/16/23 2:24:48 AM #12:	Rika_Furude posted... Is that a real thing? Seems incredibly risky and frankly disgusting to gather sperm from a corpse for genuine purposes but Im no doctor Very real https://www.health.com/condition/pregnancy/posthumous-sperm-retrieval --- https://www.reddit.com/r/gamefaqs261/ <cite>Yo_D_oY posted [p:977241000] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted... </cite><quote>Is that a real thing? Seems incredibly risky and frankly disgusting to gather sperm from a corpse for genuine purposes but Im no doctor</quote>Very real https://www.health.com/condition/pregnancy/posthumous-sperm-retrieval </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 11/16/23 2:38:39 AM #13:	This reminds me of the scene in The Boys, (spoilers) where one male character talks about having a child with the female character. The woman wasnt going to let him rape her. Then he goes on to say hes beyond barbarians or animals, something along those lines, but instead he would harvest her eggs after shes dead. --- Load me into the matrix and dont pull the plug <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:977241082] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of the scene in The Boys, (spoilers) where one male character talks about having a child with the female character. The woman wasnt going to let him rape her. Then he goes on to say hes beyond barbarians or animals, something along those lines, but instead he would harvest her eggs after shes dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pnut027 11/16/23 2:40:19 AM #14:	Seems wrong. I get that the wife is the next of kin and can probably do whatever she wants, buuuuut gross. He can no longer consent. Leave him be. --- If you're not getting promoted, it's not because you're not good at your job. It's because you're good at ONLY your job. <cite>pnut027 posted [p:977241091] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Seems wrong. I get that the wife is the next of kin and can probably do whatever she wants, buuuuut gross. He can no longer consent. Leave him be. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 11/16/23 2:47:21 AM #15:	If I ever die I want my spouse to find my dead body and jerk me off til I see heaven --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:977241134] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>If I ever die I want my spouse to find my dead body and jerk me off til I see heaven </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 11/16/23 2:48:24 AM #16:	Space marines do this too. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:977241140] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Space marines do this too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OriginalPlain2 11/16/23 2:51:56 AM #17:	pnut027 posted... Seems wrong. I get that the wife is the next of kin and can probably do whatever she wants, buuuuut gross. He can no longer consent. Leave him be. Maybe if they discussed this if ever to happen then thatll take care of the consent but on the other hand til death do us part I guess --- 41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life? <cite>OriginalPlain2 posted [p:977241152] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>pnut027 posted... </cite><quote>Seems wrong. I get that the wife is the next of kin and can probably do whatever she wants, buuuuut gross. He can no longer consent. Leave him be.</quote>Maybe if they discussed this if ever to happen then thatll take care of the consentbut on the other hand til death do us part I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 11/16/23 2:54:25 AM #18:	OriginalPlain2 posted... Maybe if they discussed this if ever to happen then thatll take care of the consent but on the other hand til death do us part I guess At that point why not just save some sperm? I don't know about proper sperm handling and storage, but it'd no doubt be better than whatever she was going to do after he died. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:977241164] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>OriginalPlain2 posted... </cite><quote>Maybe if they discussed this if ever to happen then thatll take care of the consentbut on the other hand til death do us part I guess</quote>At that point why not just save some sperm? I don't know about proper sperm handling and storage, but it'd no doubt be better than whatever she was going to do after he died. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OriginalPlain2 11/16/23 3:00:50 AM #19:	shnangyboos posted... At that point why not just save some sperm? I don't know about proper sperm handling and storage, but it'd no doubt be better than whatever she was going to do after he died. I lold as I hadnt thought of that ~.~ I feel pretty stupid --- 41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life? <cite>OriginalPlain2 posted [p:977241198] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>shnangyboos posted... </cite><quote>At that point why not just save some sperm? I don't know about proper sperm handling and storage, but it'd no doubt be better than whatever she was going to do after he died.</quote>I lold as I hadnt thought of that ~.~I feel pretty stupid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 11/16/23 3:11:07 AM #20:	The lineage must go on! Imagine being propositioned to be a surrogate mother for a dead sons child. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:977241280] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>The lineage must go on!Imagine being propositioned to be a surrogate mother for a dead sons child. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 11/16/23 3:14:27 AM #21:	Im so confused by so many things. But why is there a high production value animated clip to accompany this story? Complete with pollination metaphors for semen? <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:977241296] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Im so confused by so many things. But why is there a high production value animated clip to accompany this story? Complete with pollination metaphors for semen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 11/16/23 3:21:30 AM #22:	That woman is a keeper --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:977241341] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>That woman is a keeper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 11/16/23 6:23:44 AM #23:	boomgetchopped3 posted... Im so confused by so many things. But why is there a high production value animated clip to accompany this story? Complete with pollination metaphors for semen? Because that's the level of marketing needed to commit war crimes --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:977242294] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>Im so confused by so many things. But why is there a high production value animated clip to accompany this story? Complete with pollination metaphors for semen?</quote>Because that's the level of marketing needed to commit war crimes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/16/23 6:38:54 AM #24:	Need more meat for the meat grinder. And you cant get more propaganda than Hey kid, did the evil Palestinas kill your father before you were born? Payback time! --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:977242397] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Need more meat for the meat grinder.And you cant get more propaganda than Hey kid, did the evil Palestinas kill your father before you were born? Payback time! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/16/23 7:29:02 AM #25:	Smashingpmkns posted... If I ever die I want my spouse to find my dead body and jerk me off til I see heaven Yeah I think I'm gonna have this talk with my gf --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:977242765] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite><quote>If I ever die I want my spouse to find my dead body and jerk me off til I see heaven</quote>Yeah I think I'm gonna have this talk with my gf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 11/16/23 7:34:23 AM #26:	Smashingpmkns posted... If I ever die I want my spouse to find my dead body and jerk me off til I see heaven That's going in the will. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:977242826] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite><quote>If I ever die I want my spouse to find my dead body and jerk me off til I see heaven</quote>That's going in the will. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/16/23 12:46:50 PM #27:	SpiritSephiroth posted... She did all she could to retrieve her husbands sperm from his corpse >_> If they'd already been discussing it and wanted to have a kid, I really don't see the problem here. If he didn't want one and she's using this as an opportunity to get one from him anyway that's a bit different, and yeah, I guess it's a bit tricky for anyone besides the two people to know for sure. :/ Still, I kinda don't see much value in worrying about something like this, which is controversial at worst, compared to the far more worrying war crimes Israel is carrying out on a daily basis. --- You can't spell Trumble without several letters of the English alphabet. <cite>Trumble posted [p:977247022] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>SpiritSephiroth posted... </cite><quote>She did all she could to retrieve her husbands sperm from his corpse >_></quote>If they'd already been discussing it and wanted to have a kid, I really don't see the problem here. If he didn't want one and she's using this as an opportunity to get one from him anyway that's a bit different, and yeah, I guess it's a bit tricky for anyone besides the two people to know for sure. :/Still, I kinda don't see much value in worrying about something like this, which is controversial at worst, compared to the far more worrying war crimes Israel is carrying out on a daily basis. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 11/16/23 12:58:07 PM #28:	Trumble posted... Still, I kinda don't see much value in worrying about something like this, which is controversial at worst, compared to the far more worrying war crimes Israel is carrying out on a daily basis. What kind of irks me here is how obssessed they are with the purity of their children. Kind of echoes the whole zionist ideology of Israel being a holy land for the more "important" race. But yeah you're right. --- https://imgur.com/a/6KBlCUI https://imgur.com/TpM5kyb https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X https://imgur.com/a/9svV8Gn https://imgur.com/a/vTiJpz3 https://imgur.com/a/j8PIo7A <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:977247240] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>Still, I kinda don't see much value in worrying about something like this, which is controversial at worst, compared to the far more worrying war crimes Israel is carrying out on a daily basis.</quote>What kind of irks me here is how obssessed they are with the purity of their children. Kind of echoes the whole zionist ideology of Israel being a holy land for the more "important" race. But yeah you're right. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/16/23 12:59:21 PM #29:	SpiritSephiroth posted... What kind of irks me here is how obssessed they are with the purity of their children. Kind of echoes the whole zionist ideology of Israel being a holy land for the more "important" race. But yeah you're right. Oh, there's a "purity" angle to this? Okay that's different then. I assumed it was just about people wanting kids fathered by their own partner after said partner was killed. (Again, to be clear, I didn't watch the vid, just read the text.) --- You can't spell Trumble without several letters of the English alphabet. <cite>Trumble posted [p:977247268] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>SpiritSephiroth posted... </cite><quote>What kind of irks me here is how obssessed they are with the purity of their children. Kind of echoes the whole zionist ideology of Israel being a holy land for the more "important" race. But yeah you're right.</quote>Oh, there's a "purity" angle to this? Okay that's different then. I assumed it was just about people wanting kids fathered by their own partner after said partner was killed.(Again, to be clear, I didn't watch the vid, just read the text.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 11/16/23 1:02:17 PM #30:	Trumble posted... Oh, there's a "purity" angle to this? Okay that's different then. I assumed it was just about people wanting kids fathered by their own partner after said partner was killed. (Again, to be clear, I didn't watch the vid, just read the text.) That's fine, I could be wrong. But with a lot of zionist views, it usually give me that vibe. And I make a clear distinction here with zionist and Jewish people. Zionists are the ones that usually have those extreme views. --- https://imgur.com/a/6KBlCUI https://imgur.com/TpM5kyb https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X https://imgur.com/a/9svV8Gn https://imgur.com/a/vTiJpz3 https://imgur.com/a/j8PIo7A <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:977247326] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>Oh, there's a "purity" angle to this? Okay that's different then. I assumed it was just about people wanting kids fathered by their own partner after said partner was killed.(Again, to be clear, I didn't watch the vid, just read the text.)</quote>That's fine, I could be wrong. But with a lot of zionist views, it usually give me that vibe. And I make a clear distinction here with zionist and Jewish people. Zionists are the ones that usually have those extreme views. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pnut027 11/16/23 1:48:35 PM #31:	Husband retrieves eggs from dead wifes corpse in effort to have her children. That would go over quite well. --- If you're not getting promoted, it's not because you're not good at your job. It's because you're good at ONLY your job. <cite>pnut027 posted [p:977248143] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Husband retrieves eggs from dead wifes corpse in effort to have her children.That would go over quite well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 11/16/23 3:00:28 PM #32:	pnut027 posted... Husband retrieves eggs from dead wifes corpse in effort to have her children. That would go over quite well. When you out it that way --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:977249275] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>pnut027 posted... </cite><quote>Husband retrieves eggs from dead wifes corpse in effort to have her children.That would go over quite well.</quote>When you out it that way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sandalorn 11/16/23 3:06:23 PM #33:	Hoping to form an army of Tenescrowri (Child of the Dead Seed). --- "There is literally no situation in their minds in which it is ok to bomb a hospital." - FlyEaglesFly24 <cite>Sandalorn posted [p:977249351] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Hoping to form an army of Tenescrowri (Child of the Dead Seed). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 11/16/23 3:08:07 PM #34:	Could they clone him --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Nancy Drew: Secret of the Scarlet Hand, DMC 3:SE Ubisoft port (Modded), Jak 2 PC port He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:977249378] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Could they clone him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 11/16/23 7:45:40 PM #35:	Ratchetrockon posted... Could they clone him They could jerk off the clone --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:977253853] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>Could they clone him</quote>They could jerk off the clone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 11/16/23 8:23:39 PM #36:	CM_Ponch posted... They could jerk off the clone the wife could give birth to the clone i think --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Nancy Drew: Secret of the Scarlet Hand, DMC 3:SE Ubisoft port (Modded), Jak 2 PC port He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:977254478] in Israeli Sp... [t:80621348]...</cite> <quote>CM_Ponch posted... </cite><quote>They could jerk off the clone</quote>the wife could give birth to the clone i think </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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