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Unsuprised_Pika
02/05/24 8:00:01 AM
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Call it Nintendo Erect.

Put a video up called "POV: Hot Amazonian Space Warrior blue balls you" and the "video" is a timer showing how long its been since Metroid Prime 4 was announced.

And that is all the site is.

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WilliamPorygon
02/05/24 8:00:59 AM
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idk why nobody's hired you to run their social media accounts yet

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DoctorPiranha3
02/05/24 8:01:14 AM
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They officially own the licensing to that Mario Bros. porn thing. Close enough for me.
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LaLeyenda
02/05/24 8:13:43 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/293ef8af.jpg

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Unsuprised_Pika
02/05/24 8:24:59 AM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
They officially own the licensing to that Mario Bros. porn thing. Close enough for me.

They could have that as a secret video if you enter the konami code.

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Smackems
02/05/24 8:26:34 AM
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8/10 tc

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StateofZen
02/05/24 8:27:21 AM
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Nindildo

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Irony
02/05/24 8:27:34 AM
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Nintendong

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TMOG
02/05/24 8:29:19 AM
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Mari-O-Face
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cjsdowg
02/05/24 8:33:37 AM
#10:


Peaches and Mario's cream because he likes coffee.

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Foppe
02/05/24 8:34:39 AM
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The origin of Bowsette.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/ffa72081.jpg

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Smackems
02/05/24 9:16:54 AM
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Foppe posted...
The origin of Bowsette.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/ffa72081.jpg
Damn nice armpits

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CassandraCroft
02/05/24 9:50:02 AM
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Why not? They have already made pornographic topless playing cards and ran love hotels sp this wouldn't be anything new to them.

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famfam
02/05/24 9:50:39 AM
#14:


nintendo wiiwii
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