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thronedfire2 02/07/24 7:28:04 PM #51:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] did we miss bobs? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:978715188] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> did we miss bobs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pokeweeb30 02/07/24 7:30:16 PM #52:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Its time for the ass men to rise up and attack the capitol over this fraud on the voters. --- Formerly known as maro_man aka lugi_lad. <cite>pokeweeb30 posted [p:978715227] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Its time for the ass men to rise up and attack the capitol over this fraud on the voters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 02/07/24 7:32:44 PM #53:	NeonTentacles posted... What kind of rewriting history bullshit are you trying to pull??????????????? Sounds like some typical assman delusion >_> From earliest to most recent. Ass only won once. And I never at any point even slightly alluded to boobs not winning? About the closest to a revision is that I didn't even mention that ass won ever. Only that boobs started out ahead, ass took the lead for a good week, and then at the last second boobs slid in for the win. If anything showing a bunch of pictures of the polls just continues to prove my point. The only other thing you can do is point out how insanely long some of those polls lasted with, for instance, the last poll lasting for a full week, showing off how bizarrely long the poll stuck around: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8652e3bf.png So yeah, if you dislike how it went don't cry to me for saying it. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:978715261] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>NeonTentacles posted... </cite><quote>What kind of rewriting history bullshit are you trying to pull??????????????? Sounds like some typical assman delusion >_>From earliest to most recent. Ass only won once.</quote>And I never at any point even slightly alluded to boobs not winning? About the closest to a revision is that I didn't even mention that ass won ever. Only that boobs started out ahead, ass took the lead for a good week, and then at the last second boobs slid in for the win. If anything showing a bunch of pictures of the polls just continues to prove my point. The only other thing you can do is point out how insanely long some of those polls lasted with, for instance, the last poll lasting for a full week, showing off how bizarrely long the poll stuck around:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8652e3bf.pngSo yeah, if you dislike how it went don't cry to me for saying it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 02/07/24 7:42:10 PM #54:	https://imgur.com/dUf3hRp.mp4 --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:978715426] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/dUf3hRp.mp4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarbyIsBack 02/07/24 7:42:16 PM #55:	Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm more of a boob man myself, but I can appreciate a good ass. We should unite with our fellow man, instead of fighting amongst ourselves, and stamp out the TRUE enemy! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75c938b3.jpg --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes <cite>MarbyIsBack posted [p:978715427] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm more of a boob man myself, but I can appreciate a good ass. We should unite with our fellow man, instead of fighting amongst ourselves, and stamp out the TRUE enemy!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75c938b3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/07/24 7:45:19 PM #56:	Boobs still got more votes in the end. Does it really matter if it's over 1 day or 1 week? All those polls have a variety of sample sizes and boobs won almost every time Face it bro, people love boobs https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/363550d5.jpg --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978715476] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Boobs still got more votes in the end. Does it really matter if it's over 1 day or 1 week? All those polls have a variety of sample sizes and boobs won almost every timeFace it bro, people love boobshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/363550d5.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 02/07/24 8:07:29 PM #57:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:978715828] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadlyNinjaBees 02/07/24 8:54:46 PM #60:	<img src="//:0"><img src="//:0"><img src="//:0">https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cbdfafac.jpg --- Soi Disantra. <cite>DeadlyNinjaBees posted [p:978716712] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote><img src="//:0"><img src="//:0"><img src="//:0">https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cbdfafac.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/07/24 9:26:17 PM #61:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] lmao I can see an assman doing that shit --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978717267] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> lmao I can see an assman doing that shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 02/07/24 9:38:45 PM #62:	NeonTentacles posted... lmao I can see an assman doing that shit You can't see... something... something... something... something witty and scathing... Yeah --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:978717509] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>NeonTentacles posted... </cite><quote>lmao I can see an assman doing that shit</quote>You can't see... something... something... something... something witty and scathing... Yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 02/07/24 11:50:01 PM #63:	https://imgur.com/miHPIIF.mp4 --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:978719408] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/miHPIIF.mp4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 02/08/24 12:30:13 AM #64:	Paragon21XX posted... True that. Boob lovers don't need a general topic to reassure themselves preference is the correct one unlike those into ass or feet. How is it used for reassurance? It's literally just a place to enjoy that thing. Also there was an attempted boob general recently but half the posts were trolling. Almost like it wasn't meant to be. Curious. --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:978719876] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Paragon21XX posted... </cite><quote>True that. Boob lovers don't need a general topic to reassure themselves preference is the correct one unlike those into ass or feet.</quote>How is it used for reassurance? It's literally just a place to enjoy that thing. Also there was an attempted boob general recently but half the posts were trolling. Almost like it wasn't meant to be. Curious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 02/08/24 12:33:08 AM #65:	I think booty is safer to post most times --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:978719922] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>I think booty is safer to post most times </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/08/24 12:35:47 AM #66:	Heineken14 posted... https://imgur.com/miHPIIF.mp4 At&t girl? --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:978719957] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>https://imgur.com/miHPIIF.mp4</quote>At&t girl? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/08/24 1:01:13 AM #67:	Heineken14 posted... https://imgur.com/miHPIIF.mp4 Mommy Milkers Queen --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978720202] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>https://imgur.com/miHPIIF.mp4</quote>Mommy Milkers Queen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 02/08/24 5:27:18 AM #68:	So I guess were not turning this into a pic topic and yall would rather just argue over stupid shit? --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:978722021] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>So I guess were not turning this into a pic topic and yall would rather just argue over stupid shit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 02/08/24 5:34:30 AM #69:	Heineken14 posted... https://imgur.com/miHPIIF.mp4 Fuck! I just saw this movie for the first time 2 days ago, and for the entirety of this scene, I kould not stop staring at her rack while hearing Vegy posts in my mind. This place has korrupted me beyond repair. --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:978722068] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>https://imgur.com/miHPIIF.mp4</quote>Fuck! I just saw this movie for the first time 2 days ago, and for the entirety of this scene, I kould not stop staring at her rack while hearing Vegy posts in my mind. This place has korrupted me beyond repair. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LanHikari10 02/08/24 8:32:50 AM #71:	Hmm Crim. --- http://i.imgur.com/FUshe.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o3JZO0i.png https://i.imgur.com/E5QxHCe.gif http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1170-but-wait-theres-more <cite>LanHikari10 posted [p:978723464] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Hmm Crim. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 02/08/24 10:59:46 AM #73:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/71e050d2.jpg --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:978725589] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/71e050d2.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 02/08/24 2:37:33 PM #74:	Can you see self deletes, Lan?! Do me a kindness! --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:978729355] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Can you see self deletes, Lan?! Do me a kindness! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 02/08/24 2:39:47 PM #75:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] drakes penis <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:978729399] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> drakes penis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 02/08/24 8:55:12 PM #76:	Bump --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:978736500] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 02/10/24 6:20:12 AM #77:	tripleh213 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/71e050d2.jpg Did the anime tiddies topic get closed or did it just close due to lack of posts? --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:978760719] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>tripleh213 posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/71e050d2.jpg</quote>Did the anime tiddies topic get closed or did it just close due to lack of posts? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 02/13/24 5:31:29 AM #78:	Must keep the boobs alive! --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:978816911] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Must keep the boobs alive! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 02/13/24 2:21:37 PM #79:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:978823765] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 02/13/24 2:29:51 PM #80:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 8-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:978823914] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeForAction 02/13/24 2:30:19 PM #81:	Boobs are the asses of the chest <cite>TimeForAction posted [p:978823920] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Boobs are the asses of the chest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mussurana 02/13/24 2:32:17 PM #82:	ArsGoetia posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg Thing is, from the point of view of evolutionary biology, he's not actually wrong. --- System error, signature not found. <cite>Mussurana posted [p:978823948] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg</quote>Thing is, from the point of view of evolutionary biology, he's not actually wrong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 02/13/24 7:26:51 PM #83:	ArsGoetia posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d3bee785.jpg --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:978828638] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d3bee785.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/13/24 7:27:24 PM #84:	neon almost let this topic die. What about the boobs? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:978828646] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>neon almost let this topic die. What about the boobs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/13/24 7:30:04 PM #85:	MarbyIsBack posted... Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm more of a boob man myself, but I can appreciate a good ass. We should unite with our fellow man, instead of fighting amongst ourselves, and stamp out the TRUE enemy! Stonetoss is an actual Neo-Nazi, don't post his shit. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:978828690] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>MarbyIsBack posted... </cite><quote>Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm more of a boob man myself, but I can appreciate a good ass. We should unite with our fellow man, instead of fighting amongst ourselves, and stamp out the TRUE enemy!</quote>Stonetoss is an actual Neo-Nazi, don't post his shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 02/14/24 7:37:32 AM #86:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/22139cbf.jpg --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:978835880] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/22139cbf.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperskate65 02/14/24 7:43:18 AM #87:	Because Neon always manages to get banned/warned --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. I do be streaming: http://www.twitch.tv/blah_blahx <cite>hyperskate65 posted [p:978835940] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Because Neon always manages to get banned/warned </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rotterdammerung 02/14/24 7:46:03 AM #88:	MarbyIsBack posted... Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm more of a boob man myself, but I can appreciate a good ass. We should unite with our fellow man, instead of fighting amongst ourselves, and stamp out the TRUE enemy! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75c938b3.jpg As reprehensible as foot fetishists are, please don't signal boost neofascist comic creators. --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP They/them <cite>Rotterdammerung posted [p:978835957] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>MarbyIsBack posted... </cite><quote>Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm more of a boob man myself, but I can appreciate a good ass. We should unite with our fellow man, instead of fighting amongst ourselves, and stamp out the TRUE enemy!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75c938b3.jpg</quote>As reprehensible as foot fetishists are, please don't signal boost neofascist comic creators. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsukasa1891 02/14/24 8:18:15 AM #89:	ArsGoetia posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/71897a07.jpg --- (edited 2/30/2024 10:51:12 AM) <cite>Tsukasa1891 posted [p:978836258] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/71897a07.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 02/14/24 8:35:27 AM #90:	Rotterdammerung posted... As reprehensible as foot fetishists are, please don't signal boost neofascist comic creators. I was wondering how long until someone made a post about this --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:978836427] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Rotterdammerung posted... </cite><quote>As reprehensible as foot fetishists are, please don't signal boost neofascist comic creators.</quote>I was wondering how long until someone made a post about this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/14/24 8:47:32 AM #91:	ArsGoetia posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg Human mouths have actually evolved to accommodate sucking on the breasts more. So while assmen will spout nonsense like "B-b-but ass is the original!" because they are unevolved neanderthals stuck in the past, the modern boobman works in the present because they are evolved homo-sapiens --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978836561] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg</quote>Human mouths have actually evolved to accommodate sucking on the breasts more.So while assmen will spout nonsense like "B-b-but ass is the original!" because they are unevolved neanderthals stuck in the past, the modern boobman works in the present because they are evolved homo-sapiens </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/14/24 8:49:23 AM #92:	hyperskate65 posted... Because Neon always manages to get banned/warned Every time NeonTentacles is SUSPENDED, I feel sick to my stomach. I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonTentacles's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. NeonTentacles was SUSPENDED. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonTentacles link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonTentacles did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 7 days he will rise again from the depths of warned and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss NeonTentacles and I think the mods should reconsider his warning. tl;dr - free NeonTentacles --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978836585] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>hyperskate65 posted... </cite><quote>Because Neon always manages to get banned/warned</quote>Every time NeonTentacles is SUSPENDED, I feel sick to my stomach.I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonTentacles's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.NeonTentacles was SUSPENDED.I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonTentacles link. Alas, this was not the case.By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonTentacles did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 7 days he will rise again from the depths of warned and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).Anyway, I really just miss NeonTentacles and I think the mods should reconsider his warning.tl;dr - free NeonTentacles </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperskate65 02/14/24 3:19:23 PM #93:	You're my favorite poster with the word Neon in their name. --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. I do be streaming: http://www.twitch.tv/blah_blahx <cite>hyperskate65 posted [p:978843179] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>You're my favorite poster with the word Neon in their name. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 02/14/24 3:21:41 PM #94:	MarbyIsBack posted... Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm more of a boob man myself, but I can appreciate a good ass. We should unite with our fellow man, instead of fighting amongst ourselves, and stamp out the TRUE enemy! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75c938b3.jpg Don't post Nazi webcomics, bro This one in particular isn't, but Stonetoss is moat definitely a 1488 Seig Heiling Nazi. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:978843234] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>MarbyIsBack posted... </cite><quote>Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm more of a boob man myself, but I can appreciate a good ass. We should unite with our fellow man, instead of fighting amongst ourselves, and stamp out the TRUE enemy!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75c938b3.jpg</quote>Don't post Nazi webcomics, broThis one in particular isn't, but Stonetoss is moat definitely a 1488 Seig Heiling Nazi. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 02/14/24 3:26:44 PM #95:	Xenogears15 posted... Don't post Nazi webcomics, bro This one in particular isn't, but Stonetoss is moat definitely a 1488 Seig Heiling Nazi. valid feet hate is bipartisan, grouchy marks https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/80dac3f8.jpg <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:978843326] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Xenogears15 posted... </cite><quote>Don't post Nazi webcomics, broThis one in particular isn't, but Stonetoss is moat definitely a 1488 Seig Heiling Nazi.</quote>valid feet hate is bipartisan, grouchy markshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/80dac3f8.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 02/14/24 3:28:27 PM #96:	ArsGoetia posted... valid feet hate is bipartisan, grouchy marks https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/80dac3f8.jpg No, as no kink should be shamed, no matter how icky it may be. I will die on this hill. Also, Stonetoss is still a Nazi, too. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:978843352] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>valid feet hate is bipartisan, grouchy markshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/80dac3f8.jpg</quote>No, as no kink should be shamed, no matter how icky it may be. I will die on this hill.Also, Stonetoss is still a Nazi, too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 02/14/24 3:29:33 PM #97:	ALSO The lack of boobs in this topic seriously disturbs me. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:978843368] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>ALSOThe lack of boobs in this topic seriously disturbs me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/14/24 3:31:45 PM #98:	hyperskate65 posted... You're my favorite poster with the word Neon in their name. Thanks <3 --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978843408] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>hyperskate65 posted... </cite><quote>You're my favorite poster with the word Neon in their name.</quote>Thanks <3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/14/24 3:33:06 PM #99:	Xenogears15 posted... ALSO The lack of boobs in this topic seriously disturbs me. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f15fa815.jpg --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978843433] in Why's ther... [t:80690552]...</cite> <quote>Xenogears15 posted... </cite><quote>ALSOThe lack of boobs in this topic seriously disturbs me.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f15fa815.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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