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CosmicShadows
02/10/24 1:41:57 AM
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I'm like good God where does that awful smell come from?

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SkittyOnWailord
02/10/24 1:43:51 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
I'm like good God where does that awful smell come from?

Probably their butt.

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OriginalPlain2
02/10/24 1:44:46 AM
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Report says stomach bug going around in 23

i have something but its currently being diagnosed (sample being tested)

these bugs are highly contagious

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CosmicShadows
02/10/24 1:45:02 AM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...


Probably their butt.


Besides the source. <_<

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OriginalPlain2
02/10/24 1:50:53 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
I'm like good God where does that awful smell come from?

SkittyOnWailord posted...
Probably their butt.

it comes from food

which comes from the food chain

the sun did it

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pjnelson
02/10/24 2:08:56 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
I swear some people's farts smell freaking bad.

Sorry.

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Phenomenal_one
02/10/24 2:58:07 AM
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In my experience in smelling farts, I never smelled one that was actually good.

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R1masher
02/10/24 3:05:03 AM
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Past three years Ive been collecting samples and doing some sciencing, almost at a major discovery or breakthrough in fartology

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haloiscoolisbak
02/10/24 6:40:45 AM
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Has science solved why some are odourless and some are silent but deadly?

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brestugo
02/10/24 7:22:46 AM
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Read somewhere that keto and high protein diets cause the worst smelling farts. But, as someone already mentioned, I can't ever recall a pleasant smelling fart.

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mustachedmystic
02/10/24 7:32:12 AM
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I regularly encounter people wit breath so bad dat I can taste it. It is as dese people have never used a toothbrush, or mouthwash dere entire lives.

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bfslick50
02/10/24 7:37:42 AM
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Dairy

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Nok_Su_Kow
02/10/24 8:05:22 AM
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Was it meat eaters in the animal kingdom have the worst smelling farts and the herbivores have the loudest? Something like that I remember reading long ago.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
02/10/24 8:12:24 AM
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The longer I go without pooping, the worse my farts smell. I'm assuming my poop must be really close to the opening and the air is blowing more of the smell out.

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brestugo
02/10/24 8:49:41 AM
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Nok_Su_Kow posted...
Was it meat eaters in the animal kingdom have the worst smelling farts and the herbivores have the loudest? Something like that I remember reading long ago.

Yeah, something about the protein in meat.

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LordYeezus
02/10/24 8:59:08 AM
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Boiled egg.

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rexcrk
02/10/24 9:16:40 AM
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I swear some people's farts smell freaking bad.


Id be more concerned if someones farts smelled good tbh.


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SSJGrimReaper
02/10/24 9:40:39 AM
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who has the most dank farts on ce

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wackyteen
02/10/24 9:41:18 AM
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I ate a burger, Mac and Cheese and broccoli for lunch the other day and I felt sorry for my own nose

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Billyionaire
02/10/24 9:42:22 AM
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But don't you want an especially smelly one? I mean, if you're buying a jar of a hot woman's fart off of her site? More smell for your money.

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Ulfar
02/10/24 9:51:20 AM
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No such thing as a good smelling one but if it really smells rank it could be an infection. Being constipated also makes it smell like straight up poo.
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Naysaspace
02/10/24 9:55:39 AM
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mine only ever smell bad after i eat dominoes pizza. not sure why. probably their low-quality / barely-even-meat ingredients.

otherwise they are immaculate

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