Current Events > Two people tried to *literally* destroy the Constitution

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McSame_as_Bush
02/14/24 4:26:04 PM
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Or at least acted like they wanted to do it.

The National Archives Rotunda and galleries in Washington, DC, closed to the public today after two individuals dumped red powder on the encasement protecting the U.S. Constitution at approximately 2:30 pm. They were immediately detained by security personnel. Officials are investigating the incident. At this time, we expect the National Archives Building to be open on schedule tomorrow. The National Archives Rotunda is the sanctuary for our nations founding documents. They are here for all Americans to view and understand the principles of our nation. We take such vandalism very seriously and we will insist that the perpetrators be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, said Dr. Colleen Shogan, Archivist of the United States.

https://www.archives.gov/press/press-releases/2024/nr24-14

Probably came from a Pixie Stix tbh.

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Tyranthraxus
02/14/24 4:27:52 PM
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They were trying to get the map on the back of it

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McSame_as_Bush
02/14/24 4:29:51 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
They were trying to get the map on the back of it

XD

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DrizztLink
02/14/24 4:30:43 PM
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I've been there.

Those security guards do not fuck around.

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archizzy
02/14/24 4:33:59 PM
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Nic Cage just wants it sent to the preservation room so he can steal it.

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bigtiggie23
02/14/24 4:34:19 PM
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A chick named Sydney will take it in 200 years and sell it to a guy on an aircraft carrier. Then she will take her pay and get drunk and laid.

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WingsOfGood
02/14/24 4:35:14 PM
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bet they are maga
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VampireCoyote
02/14/24 4:36:17 PM
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wtf was the red powder

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WingsOfGood
02/14/24 4:37:00 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
wtf was the red powder

what if spicy cheeto dust
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