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Jagr_68
02/15/24 6:29:59 PM
#51:


Again?

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thronedfire2
02/15/24 6:30:17 PM
#52:


99% of the people complaining about her cup size don't even know how cup size is measured

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ArsGoetia
02/15/24 6:30:36 PM
#53:


Garioshi posted...
I asked my girlfriend (certified Boob Haver) and those are conceivably E-cups. If you think they're too small, you are insane.

no one asked your girlfriend to be wrong
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2Pacavelli
02/15/24 6:31:37 PM
#54:


Not bad
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ClayGuida
02/15/24 6:32:37 PM
#55:


Is this a continuation of the "Of the Tomb Raider" franchise? Because I loved those except Shadow. That was merely okay. But I'm still game for more of them.

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boxoto
02/15/24 6:33:27 PM
#56:


Smackems posted...
Redesign for what tho
Tomb Raider Next.

a new game being developed.

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Guide
02/15/24 6:34:07 PM
#57:


Tits are decent, but it's Lara Croft. They should be notable.

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Necronmon
02/15/24 6:34:55 PM
#58:


I mean...she looks just fine...I hope the game would not make the whole plot being apologizing for taking artifacts...
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WingsOfGood
02/15/24 6:35:52 PM
#59:


Crystal Dynamics still exists after the SE sale!?!?
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bnui_ransder
02/15/24 6:36:34 PM
#60:


Looks fine but feels like... wal mart Lara for some reason

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008Zulu
02/15/24 6:38:23 PM
#61:


CRON posted...
This design looks great but based on the leaked details of the upcoming reboot, the game sounds like it's going to be ass. It's apparently about Lara Croft heading a group of aspiring explorers/raiders and coming to terms with her and her family's past of stealing artifacts and disrupting important locations.
Any credible sources for those rumours, or just morons on twitter and reddit bitching?

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Heineken14
02/15/24 6:38:32 PM
#62:


hockeybabe89 posted...
"Why aren't her boobs giant pyramids?!"

Lara Croft's boobs were built to house grain!

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ScazarMeltex
02/15/24 6:39:18 PM
#63:


Smackems posted...
Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.
There is a pattern here.
You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.
I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.
No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.
If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.
Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.
It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.
Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.
It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.
Fuck!
Triggering that rant from Skye is still my proudest CE moment.

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Guide
02/15/24 6:50:55 PM
#65:


008Zulu posted...
Any credible sources for those rumours, or just morons on twitter and reddit bitching?

Hope it's the latter. The game name is fucking Tomb Raider. She was never some paragon of ethics. She fucking raids tombs. That's how she funds a lavish lifestyle.

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viewmaster_pi
02/15/24 6:52:27 PM
#66:


the real tomb raiders were the animals we killed along the way

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creativerealms
02/15/24 6:53:58 PM
#67:


Makeveli_lives posted...
Her boobs appear larger then the recent trilogy version I think.
Smaller. She wore more clothes in the reboot trilogy but still had large breasts.

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Prestoff
02/15/24 6:57:12 PM
#68:


ScazarMeltex posted...
Triggering that rant from Skye is still my proudest CE moment.

You made CE history.

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Aztex
02/15/24 6:57:56 PM
#69:


Looks similar to the last one just more make up, a bit older and bigger boobs

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boomgetchopped3
02/15/24 6:59:30 PM
#70:


Meh achieved

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Squall28
02/15/24 7:01:33 PM
#71:


Her face looks very generic. Like some random NPC.

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
02/15/24 7:02:53 PM
#72:


C_Pain posted...
Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size
Tomb Raider 2013 would like to say hi.

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Mechu
02/15/24 7:04:26 PM
#73:


Incredibly bland.

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The-19th-Sparta
02/15/24 7:06:21 PM
#74:


I dont see why they couldnt just keep using Megan Farquhar as Lara but okay.

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Dakimakura
02/15/24 7:29:18 PM
#75:


Looks like Anna Kendrick

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NeonTentacles
02/15/24 7:30:21 PM
#76:


I miss the titties

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DnDer
02/15/24 7:41:45 PM
#77:


Necronmon posted...
I mean...she looks just fine...I hope the game would not make the whole plot being apologizing for taking artifacts...

Why not? If the game takes any place within a stone's throw of "right now," this is something all the real tomb raiders are having to grapple with as a legacy of their wealth and fame. It's actively going on.

Games are great spaces to explore contemporary themes like this.

And it's not like archeology has stopped or ruins creased to exist. There's still plenty of exploring and platforming that can be accomplished.

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Modifier
02/15/24 8:03:16 PM
#78:


WingsOfGood posted...
Crystal Dynamics still exists after the SE sale!?!?
Right now, i believe it would have been better if they had disbanded.

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Link_of_time
02/15/24 8:10:24 PM
#79:


Seems good overall. The face doesn't seem quite right, but there's nothing obviously wrong here.
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spikethedevil
02/15/24 8:19:15 PM
#80:


Modifier posted...
Right now, i believe it would have been better if they had disbanded.

Why? @Modifier

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JuanCarlos1
02/15/24 8:21:13 PM
#81:


Still too sexy for the likes of Resetera.

Tbh, it looks like the "fixed" version of modern female characters that incel gamers like to complain about. Though I see nothing wrong with making sexy and pretty looking characters.

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Ivynn
02/15/24 9:09:40 PM
#82:


Didn't read every reply itt but I assume the legendary pasta was posted already

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Wolverine
02/15/24 9:11:05 PM
#83:


C_Pain posted...
Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size

You only posted this because you know them titties too small
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Consayblue22
02/16/24 7:35:02 AM
#84:


So when is this new game due?

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/16/24 7:36:35 AM
#85:


i dunno, it looks similar to the last one...

good to know we're getting new Tomb Raider games btw!
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Turbam
02/16/24 7:37:37 AM
#86:


She looks like Leon Scott Kennedy with titties.
Finally, the perfect woman!

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texanfan27
02/16/24 7:43:22 AM
#87:


Looks like an evolution of the reboot design so it looks fine

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Ricemills
02/16/24 7:44:59 AM
#88:


Redesign again?
At least it's not another reboot

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thisworld
02/16/24 9:19:55 AM
#89:


Garioshi posted...
I asked my girlfriend (certified Boob Haver) and those are conceivably E-cups. If you think they're too small, you are insane.

More like D-cups, girlfriend most likely misjudged. First iirc reboot Lara is 5'6", taller than your average American female. Second she clearly has a muscular build with medium-to-large frame, just look at her wrist.

She wears at least band size 34 there and those don't look like 34E/34DD cups. If she wears band size 36 then they are definitely not 36E cups.
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Damn_Underscore
02/16/24 9:21:10 AM
#90:


thisworld posted...
More like D-cups, girlfriend most likely misjudged. First iirc reboot Lara is 5'6", taller than your average American female. Second she clearly has a muscular build with medium-to-large frame, just look at her wrist.

She wears at least band size 34 there and those don't look like 34E/34DD cups. If she wears band size 36 then they are definitely not 36E cups.

Excellent analysis my friend

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Newave
02/16/24 9:22:38 AM
#91:


Just reassemble Core design and make a good game already! We haven't have a proper Tomb Raider in over 2 decades.

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thisworld
02/16/24 12:59:44 PM
#92:


Damn_Underscore posted...
Excellent analysis my friend

Yeah their girlfriend's E cups claim is a bit off. Assuming 34 band size it would put Lara on par with FF7R Tifa, Pamela Anderson, Kat Dennings or Sofia Vergara. Compared to them, Lara clearly has smaller breasts.

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aarrgus
02/16/24 1:01:39 PM
#93:


What was wrong with the previous redesign? It was great.

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Cheater87
02/16/24 1:05:38 PM
#94:


Why are people so pissed off about smaller breasts?

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Mechu
02/16/24 1:14:25 PM
#95:


aarrgus posted...
What was wrong with the previous redesign? It was great.
Agreed, it's pretty iconic at this point. This new one looks like a cheap knock off by comparison.

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Modifier
02/16/24 2:33:46 PM
#96:


Cheater87 posted...
Why are people so pissed off about smaller breasts?
Why shouldn't they be pissed?

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hockeybabe89
02/16/24 2:37:20 PM
#97:


Modifier posted...
Why shouldn't they be pissed?
Why should they be pissed?

Lara Croft on the PS1 was a weird polygon mess and people were getting boners because her chest polygons were more pointy than other polygon girls. Are we gonna masturbate to SNES sprites next?

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Strider102
02/16/24 2:42:03 PM
#98:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17471e9c.jpg

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hockeybabe89
02/16/24 2:49:52 PM
#99:


Strider102 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/17471e9c.jpg
That 5 head tho

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Modifier
02/16/24 3:04:39 PM
#100:


hockeybabe89 posted...
Why should they be pissed?

Lara Croft on the PS1 was a weird polygon mess and people were getting boners because her chest polygons were more pointy than other polygon girls. Are we gonna masturbate to SNES sprites next?
There was FMV back in the 90's, you know? That's what people keep forgetting (even when it comes to the Tifa censorship debacle). And people keep reminding this kinda stuff. Also, there are plenty more images of this kind. Lara was known as a sex symbol. Laura is... I don't even know what to call it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d72d6021.jpg

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